Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[matthew_s]

Maybe it'll be a huge success and he'll retire from commentating AFL.

Have you seen the state of the world lately? We ain't that lucky.

 

[Foxman98]

Pretty sure the first page is just "Strap yourself in we are in for a big one here"

 

[Pistol Night]

This truly is the end times......

Maybe it'll be a huge success and he'll retire from commentating AFL.

I’ll buy a ****n 1000 copies if this is his plan

 

[Maybe Tomorrow]

I’ll buy a ****n 1000 copies if this is his plan

Apparently it's available as an audiobook, I assume read by the author

 

[010203]

Pretty sure the first page is just "Strap yourself in we are in for a big one here"

You've missed "Wherever you're reading this from around the planet".

 

[Cleavy]

"Gripping and UNPUTDOWNABLE!"

 

[JOELY]

Got myself an early copy.

It's quite strange. He starts every chapter with "if you've just joined us".

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Got myself an early copy.

It's quite strange. He starts every chapter with "if you've just joined us".

YOU CALL YOU GET ON

 

[Cleavy]

Got myself an early copy.

It's quite strange. He starts every chapter with "if you've just joined us".

the next chapter could be the firestarter...

 

[Foxman98]

Got myself an early copy.

It's quite strange. He starts every chapter with "if you've just joined us".

At what point does "Jackson" have to head down to Werribee Kia to get his own Kia Sorrento from Jim, Anan and Ayid to save the day

 

[janty]

Enjoyed his call of the GF much more than Channel 7’s call.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

OH BABY! On the eve of their wedding, Jackson discovers something he can’t forgive about his fiancee Sara. You bet he does! As he tries a SHAKE AND BAKE to make himself disappear FROM THE PAINT, so that he won’t be found by her and her violent family, he connects with international art dealer Sebastian Lee who offers him an escape route – this could bring the house down! But at what cost? It’s the last roll of the dice!

Gripping and unputdownable, Killing for Sport is a high-octane chaos ball set in the world of international organised crime, from one of Australia’s best-loved media personalities. If you’ve just joined us, it’s as good as it gets! Get it and go!

 

[010203]

Currently watching an episode of the round 8 episode of Football Feedback from 1996 uploaded to YouTube by Rhett Bartlett, hosted by Tim Lane alongside Leigh Matthews and Rohan Connolly. Dwayne Russell was the special guest to talk about Port Adelaide's entry into the AFL in 1997. Tim introduced the Pipe as "one of the few men not to have played in one of Port Adelaide's 33 premierships". Ouch.

 

[The Blue Max]

Currently watching an episode of the round 8 episode of Football Feedback from 1996 uploaded to YouTube by Rhett Bartlett, hosted by Tim Lane alongside Leigh Matthews and Rohan Connolly. Dwayne Russell was the special guest to talk about Port Adelaide's entry into the AFL in 1997. Tim introduced the Pipe as "one of the few men not to have played in one of Port Adelaide's 33 premierships". Ouch.

To give credit where it’s due - pipe has always acknowledged that he was barely an AFL footballer.

Unfortunately his behaviour is both bombastic and egotistical which runs counter to these isolated occasions of humility.

I guess he’s typical of a weak personality that has to re-model himself in order to survive amongst strong Type a individuals.

Come to think of it the media is a great place for someone like him to pretend he’s something he’s not.

 

[Maybe Tomorrow]

Dermie gone, hopefully Fox lowball Derwayne and he walks too.......

 

[The Blue Max]

Dermie gone, hopefully Fox lowball Derwayne and he walks too.......

Dermie gone? It must be Xmas!

As an aside - have you ever heard the Willy DeVille song ‘Maybe Tomorrow’?

 

[Maybe Tomorrow]

Dermie gone? It must be Xmas!

As an aside - have you ever heard the Willy DeVille song ‘Maybe Tomorrow’?

I have not, but I have heard the Golden Horse song "Maybe Tomorrow"

Xmas indeed, no more pompous lectures or fixating on irrelevant things.

 

[The Blue Max]

Dermie gone, hopefully Fox lowball Derwayne and he walks too.......

I have not, but I have heard the Golden Horse song "Maybe Tomorrow"

Xmas indeed, no more pompous lectures or fixating on irrelevant things.

No more bio mechanical or pseudo martial art bullsh1t.

 

[The Blue Max]

I have not, but I have heard the Golden Horse song "Maybe Tomorrow"

Xmas indeed, no more pompous lectures or fixating on irrelevant things.

 

[Hoos]

It sounds like I made the right choice watching the Ch7 coverage yesterday but BT was painful with his barracking for the Pies.

He's almost as bad as der-wayne.

 

[Digsby]

"Gripping and UNPUTDOWNABLE!"

“Jackson…did a little shake and bake”

 

[ioppolo]

The book was $12 at Big W so I thought **** it, this'll be fun.

The story itself is fine. Enough interest to see where the next chapter takes me. But his flow and rhythm is off. Jagged jumps between one timeframe to another without much natural transition. I'm suddenly reading about something 6 years ago that might've been relevant to the current day 3 chapters ago.

Also, instead of reading in whatever voice I come up with for the characters, I'm reading it in Dwayne's voice

 

[010203]

The book was $12 at Big W so I thought **** it, this'll be fun.

The story itself is fine. Enough interest to see where the next chapter takes me. But his flow and rhythm is off. Jagged jumps between one timeframe to another without much natural transition. I'm suddenly reading about something 6 years ago that might've been relevant to the current day 3 chapters ago.

Also, instead of reading in whatever voice I come up with for the characters, I'm reading it in Dwayne's voice

So the book isn't as good as it gets or crazy good.

 

[Cleavy]

The book was $12 at Big W so I thought **** it, this'll be fun.

The story itself is fine. Enough interest to see where the next chapter takes me. But his flow and rhythm is off. Jagged jumps between one timeframe to another without much natural transition. I'm suddenly reading about something 6 years ago that might've been relevant to the current day 3 chapters ago.

Also, instead of reading in whatever voice I come up with for the characters, I'm reading it in Dwayne's voice

oh baby!

 

[RedOrWhite]

The book was $12 at Big W so I thought **** it, this'll be fun.

The story itself is fine. Enough interest to see where the next chapter takes me. But his flow and rhythm is off. Jagged jumps between one timeframe to another without much natural transition. I'm suddenly reading about something 6 years ago that might've been relevant to the current day 3 chapters ago.

Also, instead of reading in whatever voice I come up with for the characters, I'm reading it in Dwayne's voice

Sounds like his writing is consistent with his commentary then