Dyson Heppell's dreadlocks

[Mr_McBoogerBalls]

Looked like a homeless version of the Paddle Pop Lion.

LOL

 

[Howard Moon]

so, we meet again, the wheel turns, arrives in the same spot... win, the haircut is fine, lose and its an abomination of immaturity

forget tippa being the barometer, its the hair

is it not a weird fact that Doise played his best game all year whilst it was teeming with rain?

does this imply he needs to have the weight of the world on his sodden dank Bouffant rather than shoulders?

hmmm

 

[Doss]

It’s not even an issue, it just keeps coming up because people never seem to tire of finding a new angle to lash out at when things aren’t going particularly well.

 

[ScrappyCoCo]

Lack of discipline just like the team
(sorry about my trolling)

 

[Howard Moon]

It’s not even an issue, it just keeps coming up because people never seem to tire of finding a new angle to lash out at when things aren’t going particularly well.

thought it was a satire thread?

 

[Doss]

thought it was a satire thread?

This is, elsewhere though...

 

[Pweter]

so, we meet again, the wheel turns, arrives in the same spot... win, the haircut is fine, lose and its an abomination of immaturity

forget tippa being the barometer, its the hair

is it not a weird fact that Doise played his best game all year whilst it was teeming with rain?

does this imply he needs to have the weight of the world on his sodden dank Bouffant rather than shoulders?

hmmm

Until the entire team wears black boots, pulls their socks up and tucks in their jumper, we'll go nowhere. To have this lout with the hair captaining the side is laughable. We need strict standards to enforce discipline at the sub conscious level, and maybe then the on field discipline will flow. Discipline = results.

Dyson's hair is only part of the problem.

 

[Howard Moon]

Until the entire team wears black boots, pulls their socks up and tucks in their jumper, we'll go nowhere. To have this lout with the hair captaining the side is laughable. We need strict standards to enforce discipline at the sub conscious level, and maybe then the on field discipline will flow. Discipline = results.

Dyson's hair is only part of the problem.

now you are talking.

sub conscious coaching... this conscious stuff is sooo old school.

Get them when they are sleeping... headphones on.. drum it in

 

[Pweter]

I also reckon if Dyson gets rid of the hair then his kicking will improve. Imagine that unpredictable mop on your head affecting your balance every time you're about to release the ball!

 

[Wangawuti]

The hairstyles of the last 10 premiership captains are all very conservative. Time for a chop Doise!

 

[brutus76]

Poor version of Worzel Gummidge

 

[VelvetSledge]

The hairstyles of the last 10 premiership captains are all very conservative. Time for a chop Doise!

I beg to differ




If you think that it's a slow day in the office, you are correct.

 

[Highly Evolved]

I also reckon if Dyson gets rid of the hair then his kicking will improve. Imagine that unpredictable mop on your head affecting your balance every time you're about to release the ball!

I know your kidding, but my NBA team had a PG - Elfrid Payton - that couldn't shoot because of his hair. There were a few Youtube video analysing the effects of his fringe on his shooting arc and vision as well as some Reddit threads. He chopped his locks, (after we traded him), but was still an average shooter.

(Also, if you think Dyson's hair sucks, check out Elf's former mop).

 

[Mr_McBoogerBalls]

It’s not even an issue, it just keeps coming up because people never seem to tire of finding a new angle to lash out at when things aren’t going particularly well.

...you have blonde dreads, don't you?

 

[Shane Heard]

Never gets old that one...one of the best episodes lol