Banter Elimination Final v Port Power

[Boggle]

If you tiggy boys are going to come to Adelaide you might as well drink the best!

There's nothing like small town hospitality, I always reckon!

I hope we can return the kindness next year when Port have their next Melbourne game.

 

[TigerTime88]

Please don't try West End then

Ha ha I understand that it is the same as internationals thinking all we drink is Fosters. However someone must be buying it or else they would go out of business and I highly doubt it is getting huge sales in other states or be sold as an international boutique beer all over the world.

 

[bomberclifford]

So what animal waste product are you guys planning on dumping at Punt Road next Monday?

 

[captain cotch 9]

That won't work, Port fans never turned up at AAMI ... it was a shit hole.

AAMI or Adelaide?

 

[TigerTime88]

So what animal waste product are you guys planning on dumping at Punt Road next Monday?

I am staying in Adelaide until Monday arvo. Plan on finding your players Mad Monday and heckling Boak for his comments!

 

[Boggle]

So what animal waste product are you guys planning on dumping at Punt Road next Monday?

We'll see what's left of Port on Sunday and whether they'll let us carry it back in our hand luggage.

 

[bomberclifford]

I am staying in Adelaide until Monday arvo. Plan on finding your players Mad Monday and heckling Boak for his comments!

I'm sure he'll care.

 

[TigerTime88]

I'm sure he'll care.

I was joking.....the papers will do it!

 

[captain cotch 9]

I'm sure he'll care.

If his team goes from being 2 games clear to loosing a home elimination final to a team that has won 9 in a row to make it after he gave us shit after we beat you last time.......I'm 100% sure he will care.

 

[kozi]

Wow their obsession with Chaplin is both hilarious and kinda sad at the same time... i wonder how much energy they've spent on it.

It all comes down to Port fans don't realize their team are pretenders (yet). Most of them came down from the hills after they had a few early wins, jumped on bigfooty and started to brag like their shit literally did not stink. Relax, you have been around for about 2 minutes. The more esteemed Port supporters however know that their team has buckled since mid season and are genuinely worried about facing a team that's beaten them already this year and is about to go 10 in a row on em. Deep down they know that they've already run out of legs... blew their load about round 5 and are just trying to scrape through now. They're praying for the atmosphere of the 50k strong crowd to overwhelm us (even though we play infront of 50k on our quietest day).

We should make a remix of "Never tear us apart" and play it after we do tear them apart (stand by for my edit)

 

[kozi]

Now you can ask us
What you knew was true
Now we have to tell you
We tore you apart

We were standing
You were scared
Two teams collided
You screamed, please don't tear us apart!

naa, na na naaaaaaa

We could play
For a thousand years
And each time we hurt you
Chappy will make wine from your tears

I told you
That we would fly
'Cause we all have wings
But all port does is cry

We was standing
You were scared
Two teams collided
And, you got, torn apart

NA, NA NA NAAAAAA (repeat x4)

 

[RossFC]

Get a proper away jumper you campaigners!
It's 2014 ffs!

 

[Rumballs]

So what animal waste product are you guys planning on dumping at Punt Road next Monday?

Boak.

 

[Equus]

You mean Boar-k?

 

[DrMike]

Can't wait until to show an Adelaide team what Adelaide Oval really sounds like when a crowd is at full voice.

If 2000 Richmond supporters make more noise than their manufactured speaker crowd, look forward to 10000.

 

[Downtown06]

Love how they play "Never tear us apart" before their games. Wait till Richmond tear them apart

 

[RossFC]

Can't wait until to show an Adelaide team what Adelaide Oval really sounds like when a crowd is at full voice.

If 2000 Richmond supporters make more noise than their manufactured speaker crowd, look forward to 10000.

We don't do that at Port games. The crowd noise from the PA + "caw" noises are at crows games.

 

[RossFC]

Love how they play "Never tear us apart" before their games. Wait till Richmond tear them apart

Completely missing the reason we sing the song.

 

[Downtown06]

Completely missing the reason we sing the song.

Not concerned about the reason, more so what we are gonna do to you guys!!!

 

[TigerTime88]

Completely missing the reason we sing the song.

Pretty sure this they did tear apart when they were getting smashed and had to cover up sections of seating with banners to make the crowd look better.

 

[TJTIGER]

Seriously need a new banter thread title. Somebody come up with something.

The thrust & parry thread, the Duck & weave, push & shove, cut & jibe, the Pee comp,......

 

[Boggle]

Completely missing the reason we sing the song.

Is it because:

A) Port have such a crap team song
B) There's no other reason for crowds to get involved at Port games
C) Nobody at Port knows either
D) All of the above

 

[DrMike]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.afl.com.au/news/2014-09-01/jumper-clash-angers-power

A SEETHING Port Adelaide has slammed an AFL decision forcing the club to wear its white clash strip in Sunday's elimination final against Richmond after it was deemed the Tigers don't have a viable alternative jumper.

EAD

 

[RossFC]

Pretty sure this they did tear apart when they were getting smashed and had to cover up sections of seating with banners to make the crowd look better.

I'm referring to the Port Adelaide Football Club (Power in AFL and Magpies in SANFL) will not be torn apart. It is a message towards the SANFL. Not our opponents.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Pretty strange they have to wear the clash strip. Very strange.
Anyway they don't clash.
And in the port board where they are crying over it, they say we have the best seats too?
Is this true?