Off-topic ENGLAND ARE SHIT, Smith can GAGF

[El Dubya]

Paine deserves to be selected. All the keepers are in shit form and he played well for the CA XI.

Renshaw should have stayed and Bancroft should have come in at 6. I'd prefer Mitch Marsh to Shaun because at the very least he can ease the bowling load on the three guys who're actually going to win the series.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Correct.

But Paine is generating his fair share of hate too. Amongst all of this, barely a groan over Khawaja's likely selection.

Australia needed a patsy for Darsh and Paine stepped forward.

 

[Freofalcon]

S Marsh in the test side.

 

[hawkman]

Mitch Marsh would have been better than his brother

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

I'm starting to regret staying in Melbourne for Boxing Day. Ugh.

I'm on P level for that great.....
A million steps just to get to the bar for when we stink up the joint

 

[El Dubya]

****ing Marsh, **** off. How much **** does his dad smoke to get him EIGHT ****ING TEST RECALLS! Has anybody else in the history of Australian cricket been so fortunate?

 

[Plugger35]

******* Marsh, **** off. How much **** does his dad smoke to get him EIGHT ******* TEST RECALLS! Has anybody else in the history of Australian cricket been so fortunate?

Nathan Lyon would go close, a mediocre off spinner who has kept his spot in the team mainly due to there being no better spinners around and he's good at leading the team song, he gets most of his wickets from batsmen trying to slog him out of the ground and getting caught in the outfield rather than from great spin bowling.

 

[El Dubya]

Nathan Lyon would go close, a mediocre off spinner who has kept his spot in the team mainly due to there being no better spinners around and he's good at leading the team song, he gets most of his wickets from batsmen trying to slog him out of the ground and getting caught in the outfield rather than from great spin bowling.

Yeah, but like you said, no better options. There are many options better than ****ing Darsh.

 

[Starburns_]

******* Marsh, **** off. How much **** does his dad smoke to get him EIGHT ******* TEST RECALLS! Has anybody else in the history of Australian cricket been so fortunate?

It's about time someone gave the campaigner the Nancy Kerrigan treatment for the sake ofbthe country.

Nathan Lyon would go close, a mediocre off spinner who has kept his spot in the team mainly due to there being no better spinners around and he's good at leading the team song, he gets most of his wickets from batsmen trying to slog him out of the ground and getting caught in the outfield rather than from great spin bowling.

Are we seriously still living in a world where people rag on Lyon? FFS his record speaks for itself these days.

 

[Present Not Past]

******* Marsh, **** off. How much **** does his dad smoke to get him EIGHT ******* TEST RECALLS! Has anybody else in the history of Australian cricket been so fortunate?

Don't fret. We have Austin Waugh, Will Sutherland and Jake Lehmann waiting in the wings.

 

[Sprout]

Genuinely thought Tim Paine had retired.

One first class hundred

 

[oogac]

It's about time someone gave the campaigner the Nancy Kerrigan treatment for the sake ofbthe country.

Oh, everyone makes rissoles darl.

 

[Bodicifer]

Bill Lawry been called up as twelfth man

 

[oogac]

Paine's found Watson's photo stash. Blackmailed.

"Darren Lehmann has scored a Sheffield Shield ton (2007) more recently than Tim Paine (2006).....

" LOL

Thought Paine was selected for his googly's

 

[Hens Hall]

Genuinely thought Tim Paine had retired.

One first class hundred

Here’s another doozy:


Darren Lehmann’s last century was 2007. Time Paine’s last century was 2006.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

LOL

 

[GWBogan]

Expect Bancroft to get dropped after the first test even if scores a ton on debut.

 

[Bodicifer]

Expect Bancroft to get dropped after the first test even if scores a ton on debut.

Bancroft to be the new Brad Hodge. Double Ton...nah, not good enough, we wanted a triple, off ya pop son!

 

[Laphroaig]

******* Marsh, **** off. How much **** does his dad smoke to get him EIGHT ******* TEST RECALLS! Has anybody else in the history of Australian cricket been so fortunate?

Steve Waugh was kissed on the dick by the selectors more than any player in history.

May not have been dropped and recalled 8 times, but it took 8 years in his protected species undroppable career for his test average to bid farewell to the 20s.

 

[Bodicifer]

Steve Waugh was kissed on the dick by the selectors more than any player in history.

May not have been dropped and recalled 8 times, but it took 8 years in his protected species undroppable career for his test average to bid farewell to the 20s.

Most New South Welshman are

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Tasmanians:

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Most New South Welshman are

That's because nsw produces the best cricketers.

 

[Dinsdale]

is like the selectors are trolling everyone in picking Darsh, complete campaigners the lot of them

 

[Bodicifer]

That's because nsw produces the best cricketers.

No, that's because NSW runs cricket in Australia.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

No, that's because NSW runs cricket in Australia.

You Victorians have a bigger sporting complex (cricket) than the west Aussies with the afl.