Vintage Bay Essendon supporters say the darndest things

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On drugs.

EFA

 

[Allikat]

Has disgraced former Essendon coach James Hird been laughed out of court again yet? This whole saga feels like it's been going for years

 

[Vikingblood]

Has disgraced former Essendon coach James Hird been laughed out of court again yet? This whole saga feels like it's been going for years

I believe he has lodged an appeal with God directly. I believe it will be heard next month. If that fails he will then appeal to Buddha.

 

[Asgardian]

Don't mention Allah or we'll be visited by men with BIG guns

 

[BigJoeD_]

I fail to see the issue. I think more AFL players should be on drugs, makes life more interesting.

 

[El Dubya]

Not performance enhancing drugs!

 

[BigJoeD_]

Not performance enhancing drugs!

I could do with some MDMA-9604

 

[Vikingblood]

Don't mention Allah or we'll be visited by men with BIG guns

Hence why I avoided Allah. But I did give the men with big guns your address.

 

[craffles]

Not performance enhancing drugs!

Mate I know your married and all now but our players don't need Viagra to get it up just yet.

 

[FootyGeek]

I am an Essendon supporter and it feels good to see ASADA's total shambles finally recognised in the wider media.

- Robert Gottliebsen

 

[chelseacarlton]

I believe he has lodged an appeal with God directly. I believe it will be heard next month. If that fails he will then appeal to Buddha.

I won't be releasing Buddha to judge Hird in any way shape or form.
He is currently chillaxing in my backyard under a shade cloth with his feet submerged in the pool with a tasty summer cocktail in hand.
Disturb me and I will force you to do the Lotus pose for year were his last words to me this morning.
I think he's made his point.
I don't even know what a Lotus pose is?.

 

[El Dubya]

I won't be releasing Buddha to judge Hird in any way shape or form.
He is currently chillaxing in my backyard under a shade cloth with his feet submerged in the pool with a tasty summer cocktail in hand.
Disturb me and I will force you to do the Lotus pose for year were his last words to me this morning.
I think he's made his point.
I don't even know what a Lotus pose is?.

Ask him what the beef with his brother is.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Ask him what the beef with his brother is.

Your Jedi mind games will not work on me young padawan.(as I said earlier,I don't know what the lotus pose is and don't wish to be positioned in it for a year).
I will however pass your question onto Siddhãrtha when he's ready for his next Seabreeze!.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Ask him what the beef with his brother is.

.....at a humanly guess though LW,his brother probably suffered from shit sibling syndrome.

 

[El Dubya]

Your Jedi mind games will not work on me young padawan.(as I said earlier,I don't know what the lotus pose is and don't wish to be positioned in it for a year).
I will however pass your question onto Siddhãrtha when he's ready for his next Seabreeze!.

.....at a humanly guess though LW,his brother probably suffered from shit sibling syndrome.

I was referring to the bitterness between Garry "Buddha" Hocking and his brother Steve Hocking.

 

[richoatthedisco]

I was referring to the bitterness between Garry "Buddha" Hocking and his brother Steve Hocking.

Well then it was definitely Dud Brother Syndrome.

 

[chelseacarlton]

I was referring to the bitterness between Garry "Buddha" Hocking and his brother Steve Hocking.

Well then,I guess my second answer still applies!

 

[Asgardian]

Hence why I avoided Allah. But I did give the men with big guns your address.

You ****ed up, they went next door to the crowbot supporters.

 

[QuietB]

I believe he has lodged an appeal with God directly. I believe it will be heard next month. If that fails he will then appeal to Buddha.

I thought the point of starting your own cult was that you get to be god

 

[Vikingblood]

I thought the point of starting your own cult was that you get to be god

That's what Hird thought. He just wasn't prepared for the Cross and Nails. Tough gig being a deity.

 

[kane249]

I thought the point of starting your own cult was that you get to be god

Hird addressing the masses at Windy Hill

 

[floodbuster]

That's what Hird thought. He just wasn't prepared for the Cross and Nails. Tough gig being a deity.

He just wanted the 72 virgins...to keep Tania occupied.

 

[Vikingblood]

He just wanted the 72 virgins...to keep Tania occupied.

In Tania's case that would 72 foals.

 

[floodbuster]

In Tania's case that would 72 foals.

The strapon is going to get a work out...more than usual anyway.

 

[craffles]

Leave Britneyyyy alonneeeeee