Everton Fans Thread

[Carbine Chaos]

WHY THE **** CAN'T HOLGATE GET A GAME

I really don't understand it.

This team is a joke and the 'investment' was a big fat lie.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Playing 3 defensive mids against WATFORD this Koeman is an absolute PEANUT.

 

[Toffee Lion]

Playing 3 defensive mids against WATFORD this Koeman is an absolute PEANUT.

We don't scare teams, we don't have a Hazard/Sanchez/Coutinho/Pogba/Eriksen/De Bruyne etc to name a few, who can break games open for the top teams.

Our "best" player is Lukaku, who essentially does SFA for 80 minutes and the other 10 minutes is tap in attempts or back to goal passing.

Barry has been a great servant but he is so old and slow, offers no threat and Gueye is defensive (albeit a great player), McCarthy is garbage now.

Barkley has lost all sort of confidence under Koeman and Mirallas has been shit for a while now, even Geri does SFA now.

Bolasie, whilst not that great, at least troubled the opposition.

Don't get me started on our GK situation and how that wasn't addressed, just go and get ****ing Mat Ryan or something.

We're up shit creek and left the paddle (Money Moshiri) at home until the next window.

 

[BotsMaster]

Drop the entire squad and play the under 21s until the January transfer period.

 

[Toffee Lion]

Drop the entire squad and play the under 21s until the January transfer period.

Don't even have to be that drastic.

What does Holgate have to do to start? Tom Davies? I mean, bleed some of them in ffs.

 

[ossie_21]

I've officially lost all faith in the players

 

[Carbine Chaos]

I've officially lost all faith in the players

Manager too.

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Barry and Gueye the only two who look like they know what they are doing.

 

[Bradesmaen]

And people questioned me giving the club shit for hiring Koeman...

 

[Teagueeee15]

Good money spent on Williams who has done SFA, RFM is not top 6 quality.

30m down the drain on Bolasie, Gueye has been the only decent signing - 1 signing to "rehaul" the team.

We need a new: GK, CB, LB, CM, LW, Striker.

Holy shit

It could have been worse had Sissoko decided to come to Everton for 30 million.

 

[ossie_21]

Bouncebackability

 

[bungareepremiers06]

Well that was bloody nice. Derby win for xmas pls.

 

[BotsMaster]

Those last 4 minutes of injury time were some of the most retarted bits of play I have ever seen.

But WE ****ING WON!

 

[Red Black and Blue]

WTF Everton, lose to everyone, beat Arsenal. I don't understand you.

 

[Toffee Lion]

I legit forgot we were on due to mid-week game.

Watching the replay now but bouncing for joy anyway, COYB!

 

[Jozzy]

**** yes, I haven't been that pumped in a long time! That's the Everton I fell in love with!

Ended up been late to work but well worth it ahah.

 

[ossie_21]

The crowd definitely loves a strong tackle, once there was a couple of those we really lifted & Arsenal could never get going. Hope they are ready to back it up with a manic derby, hoping to find a sports bat showing it as I'll be in Vancouver!!

 

[Muffin_Man]

koeman inherited a team who were going nowhere and played like it.
he came in, kicked some players up the arse who needed kicking and has done the best
he can with the players he inherited.

at least give the man a chance to bring in his own players
before anyone can judge him proper.
bolasie not included.

 

[bungareepremiers06]

koeman inherited a team who were going nowhere and played like it.
he came in, kicked some players up the arse who needed kicking and has done the best
he can with the players he inherited.

at least give the man a chance to bring in his own players
before anyone can judge him proper.
bolasie not included.

Kind of agree on the bringing his own players in part, but the squad we had assembled going into the last two/three seasons on paper was the strongest we'd had in over a decade on paper. The (complacency?) rot set in with Martinez, and Koeman needs to ensure that doesnt continue. Guys like Baines and Coleman need to get back to where they were three years ago or its time to move them on whilst they still have currency.
Yesterday was a good start

 

[Toffee Lion]

koeman inherited a team who were going nowhere and played like it.
he came in, kicked some players up the arse who needed kicking and has done the best
he can with the players he inherited.

at least give the man a chance to bring in his own players
before anyone can judge him proper.
bolasie not included.

Gueye alone is a win for me.

Rest doesn't matter.

 

[ossie_21]

Contract extensions for Baines & Barry, Holgate the big one until 2021. Kid is gonna be a gun

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Contract extensions for Baines & Barry, Holgate the big one until 2021. Kid is gonna be a gun

Agreed - he should be getting more minutes.

 

[Muffin_Man]

i just hope we get a result in the next game.
klopp parading his stupid manic grin inside goodison
is unthinkable.

 

[Toffee Lion]

Derby time, COYB!

 

[Jozzy]

We've been the better team but really haven't created any serious chances.