Society & Culture Favourite Idioms

[Eagle Empire]

pinch a loaf

cut the branch/es off to save the tree

 

[JuddyBuddy]

Face like an old catchers mitt.

Usually used to describe old/wrinkly blokes or people with scars and soars and whatnot from years of drug or alcohol abuse.

 

[BILC]

Few sandwiches short of a picnic.

 

[pekay-norwest]

I'm so hungry I could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle..

Yes, not that popular with the females, but what do they matter?

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

I'm so hungry I could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle..

Yes, not that popular with the females, but what do they matter?

Definitely using.

 

[roostersgal4eva]

Haha I have plenty of these along these lines.
A few crayons short of a box
A few buttons short of a remote control
A few sandwiches short of a picnic

Mines a few Tm Tams short of a packet

Forgot to add as usefull as **** on a bull

 

[DarwinRoo]

We are not here to **** spiders.

 

[ChilliAfterBurn]

Gramophones needles were literally nails. different nails for different sound. it was the first equaliser. they then upgraded to the nails with squiggly tops to adjust the treble/ bass. and socks were literally put in the horn to muffle the sound. that's where the saying "put a sock in it" comes from. you literally put a sock to reduce the volume. and obviously you can adjust the volume with different types of socks too. chunky socks, pantyhose, trouser socks= different volumes.

 

[Cursed Cat]

complimentary :
he/she has a heart as big as the Great Outdoors

definining homosexuality :
Camp as a row of tents
Fruitier than Carmen Miranda's hat

 

[exbunobooga]

from my bogan friends:

Thats an armpit calling an arseh*le hairy

Couldnt drive a greasy stick up a dogs arse

 

[Eagle Empire]

Rare as a rocking horse shit

 

[Eagle Empire]

"Not striking while the iron is hot"

 

[Flawed Genius]

Harder than pushing a pound of butter up a parrot's arse with a hot needle.

 

[IceNine]

I know a bloke who says he's "seeing if Cathy can swim" when he takes a shit.

I use 'can't find my way out of a wet paper bag' pretty often because I have the directional sense of a lemming

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck (hungry)

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway / like throwing a toothpick into a wheelie bin ( for a particularly "loose" woman)

Dry as a nuns nasty (thirsty)

Few sandwiches short of a picnic / few cans short of a slab (stupid)

Full as a state school

 

[Quivorir]

I know a bloke who says he's "seeing if Cathy can swim" when he takes a shit.

 

[Dan3490]

I'm so hungry I could eat the wheel off a menstrual cycle..

Yes, not that popular with the females, but what do they matter?

I suddenly have a craving for Wagon Wheels.