FB statuses decoded.

[grimface_87]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=yolo

 

[Punchy Bassett]

you only live once

jesus, don't you know anything.....

Apparently not although seeing as I'm a bit of an older generation these days I'm glad I don't know what half the sad shit people sprout means anymore!

 

[NSWCROW]

( INSERT NAME ) Have to have more surgery on my foot grrr - this time to remove the screws put in during the last surgery

DECODED - i knew i'd have to have follow-up surgery...but none of you GAF enough when i first mentioned it..

 

[I bleed Blue]

this needs posting in a public forum, such as bigfooty

also, i completely agree with you regarding fighting on facebook. it's pretty lame, and usually pretty funny when it happens

the internet is serious business

If he hasn't deleted it, I will try to get a screen shot and post it in the next couple of days.

 

[Gough]

So no one here has ever posted a self indulgent post on Facebook? This sort of thread makes me very happy I binned Mark Zuckerberg and his personal data mine a long time ago.

 

[BotsMaster]

you only live once

jesus, don't you know anything.....

What would Jesus know?

 

[Happy_Neale]

What would Jesus know?

He only lives twice.

 

[Krujan]

I de-friend anyone who uploads a photo of a plate of food they have just cooked or ordered. One of my bogan rellies uploaded a pic of a chicken parma, chips and salad yesterday. Suffice to say they are dead to me now.

 

[muttweed]

A bratty little ******** of a 14yo that I used to babysit just posted

just looked thru the "oxford" dictinary and looked up one dirction, but it wasnt there! yet they have the beatles! feel like sewing that company!!

1. First off, you little twat, you shouldn't be advertising that you read the dictionary when your spelling is as atrocious as it is.

2. Why the hell would a dictionary list bands? Not only are you spouting crap, you're lying about the crap you're spouting.

3. You dare compare an unoriginal, hated boyband to a loved, inspirational, legendary, eternal band like the Beatles.

4. I'm sure Oxford publications are really intimidated by a 14 year old jimmyrustled fangurl.

To add to the gold, she followed it up with

like if your real not fake

Um. I'm pretty sure everyone that is capable of accessing a computer and making a Facebook account is fairly existent.

I fear for this generation's kids (most of which are likely to be conceived by the time their parents are 16).

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

A bratty little ******** of a 14yo that I used to babysit just posted



1. First off, you little twat, you shouldn't be advertising that you read the dictionary when your spelling is as atrocious as it is.

2. Why the hell would a dictionary list bands? Not only are you spouting crap, you're lying about the crap you're spouting.

3. You dare compare an unoriginal, hated boyband to a loved, inspirational, legendary, eternal band like the Beatles.

4. I'm sure Oxford publications are really intimidated by a 14 year old jimmyrustled fangurl.

To add to the gold, she followed it up with


Um. I'm pretty sure everyone that is capable of accessing a computer and making a Facebook account is fairly existent.

I fear for this generation's kids (most of which are likely to be conceived by the time their parents are 16).

Holy ****! After reading that, I now hope the world really does end next month.

 

[Cruyff14]

Holy ****! After reading that, I now hope the world really does end next month.

Yeah reading it three times must have been even more troublesome.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Yeah reading it three times must have been even more troublesome.

Blame my Internet for that mistake

 

[Stratton_Gun]

While posting a photo
" This is me. I don't care if you think I look good or not because I don't care"
means
"I am mentally fragile so please like this or comment something completely untrue about how good I look"

....or something to that effect

 

[Cruyff14]

"This is a baaaaaaaad photo"
Please validate me and tell me I am not.

 

[mantis]

I de-friend anyone who uploads a photo of a plate of food they have just cooked or ordered. One of my bogan rellies uploaded a pic of a chicken parma, chips and salad yesterday. Suffice to say they are dead to me now.

My daughter does that a lot after she has cooked a special meal, don't have a problem with it. Mind you she also has a private profile, so only family & close friends get to access it.

 

[muttweed]

While posting a photo
" This is me. I don't care if you think I look good or not because I don't care"
means
"I am mentally fragile so please like this or comment something completely untrue about how good I look"

....or something to that effect

Hahaha

Or when a girl posts a photo with the caption "au naturale", when she's clearly got some warped rainbow on her face

 

[Cruyff14]

My daughter does that a lot after she has cooked a special meal, don't have a problem with it. Mind you she also has a private profile, so only family & close friends get to access it.

Er, anybody she has on her friends list can see the photo she as uploaded unless she has altered the album. Sorry to break it to you.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Hahaha

Or when a girl posts a photo with the caption "au naturale", when she's clearly got some warped rainbow on her face

Yep. I spend more time than I should on FB so I should be able to provide more examples in the coming future. Personally I have never even posted a status so not many can complain about my usage. However I did post a couple of videos from youtube a year or two ago that now make me cringe. Anywayz watch this

 

[muttweed]

"Like this status if you hate cancer/bullying! Keep scrolling if you want to go to hell."

Translates to, "I am at the most desperate point in my tedious, barely-there life. Feed me and boost my confidence with likes".

These ones really piss me off. My eternal destiny lies in the hands of a mouse click? Well this is interesting. On a more realistic platform, apparently my decision to click can cure cancer and bullying!

 

[muttweed]

Yep. I spend more time than I should on FB so I should be able to provide more examples in the coming future. Personally I have never even posted a status so not many can complain about my usage. However I did post a couple of videos from youtube a year or two ago that now make me cringe. Anywayz watch this

Ah speaking of Teddy, I have him on FB.

Posts the funniest stuff

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Ah speaking of Teddy, I have him on FB.

Posts the funniest stuff

Yeh same here. I reckon he's not as good as he was at the start but he's still quality. Also like his tirade against the Janoskians who come off as the biggest tossers out. However I don't like his acquaintances Tristan Barker and Charmy that much.
Also lose my shit when in that vid he says "....don't **** up my news feed because you wanna get some pussy" pisser!!!

 

[RedmanWasHere]

If it isn't the attention seeker status.

The less of those the better.

 

[I bleed Blue]

 

[muttweed]

Yeh same here. I reckon he's not as good as he was at the start but he's still quality. Also like his tirade against the Janoskians who come off as the biggest tossers out. However I don't like his acquaintances Tristan Barker and Charmy that much.
Also lose my shit when in that vid he says "....don't **** up my news feed because you wanna get some pussy" pisser!!!

I have finally seen the light. After the Janoskians released that stupid song, I realised just how shit they are. I've jumped onto the Janoskian hate bandwagon. Feels good.

Tristan Barker is a quality troll IMO, but I agree on Charmy. Barely funny.

Also laughed at that bit, I reckon Teddy's wog roleplays are second to none. Also don't mind me some Superwog

 

[Righteo]

"i was up all night watching anime and this "insert anime name" here made me so depressed i cried to sleep at night." thank god mum and dad were there to comfort me while i cried"

my second cousin. who is 22, crying and wailing over a ****en anime that made him depressed. blocked and deleted the emo bitch. he has had far worse than that. dont know how he is even related to me.

The ****...?

Out of interest do you remember what anime it was?