FB statuses decoded.

[placebo]

 

[Jimmy1992]

also, failbook.failblog.org

 

[wce4premiership]

He never put "an" inbox .... shits me to tears

 

[Milang_Panthers]

Not a status decoded but just plain stupid. Person I'm friends with on Facebook posted a video of themselves driving 210km/h on a country road. Someone reported it to the police and they lost their licence and had their car impounded. Just plain stupid.

 

[Sam Mitchell 5]

Not a status decoded but just plain stupid. Person I'm friends with on Facebook posted a video of themselves driving 210km/h on a country road. Someone reported it to the police and they lost their licence and had their car impounded. Just plain stupid.

Hahaha, serves the ****wit right! Do you know how long they lost their licence for?

 

[Milang_Panthers]

Hahaha, serves the ****wit right! Do you know how long they lost their licence for?

not sure dont think its gone to court yet, there was an immediate disqualification until the court case but you would think it would be quite lengthy.

 

[dales.girl38]

Is anybody else's newsfeed being spammed with those '4 pics 1 word' screenshots from people needing help? I swear one of my cousins has needed help on every single one

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Is anybody else's newsfeed being spammed with those '4 pics 1 word' screenshots from people needing help? I swear one of my cousins has needed help on every single one

I feel like I'm playing the stupid game, just watching them cover my news feed.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Is anybody else's newsfeed being spammed with those '4 pics 1 word' screenshots from people needing help? I swear one of my cousins has needed help on every single one

I have seen what I guess you're talking about, was wondering what they were.

 

[Cruyff14]

Is anybody else's newsfeed being spammed with those '4 pics 1 word' screenshots from people needing help? I swear one of my cousins has needed help on every single one

YES. Huge annoyance.

 

[wce4premiership]

Flowers....so many pictures of flowers!!!

 

[Sam Mitchell 5]

Flowers....so many pictures of flowers!!!

All with hash tags such as roses, love, my love etc.., they have literally been all I've looked at on facebook today haha

 

[Igloo]

Coles and Woolies having " checkout chicks " hovering at the self-serve aisle........the whole ****en reason i use self-serve is so i DON'T HAVE to deal with the smarmy little bitches

They need to be there for when the self serve inevitably shits itself every 5 minutes.

THERE IS UNEXPECTED WEIGHT IN THE BAGGING AREA!

edit: not sure why you put that in this thread

 

[CakeEater]

My Favourite FB status of all time.
One of my friends said "I don't like to talk about my problems, I just put them on FB'.
(Insert Facepalm gif here)

 

[NSWCROW]

They need to be there for when the self serve inevitably shits itself every 5 minutes.

THERE IS UNEXPECTED WEIGHT IN THE BAGGING AREA!

edit: not sure why you put that in this thread

 

[treefingers]

So who elses Facebook has been flooded by Valentine's Day posts highlighting their insecurity at being single?

"Dinner for one, thanks :/"


From a guy. Pitiful

 

[Poseidon]

Flowers....so many pictures of flowers!!!

THIS.
Accompanied with the caption 'Best boyfriend' 'I'm so spoilt!'

 

[moses]

THIS.
Accompanied with the caption 'Best boyfriend' 'I'm so spoilt!'

Puke inspiring

 

[Milang_Panthers]

From one of the girls Im friends with:

"Sailing for Valentines day - best Valentines day ever #sailing #sunsets #valentinesday #amazing #ocean #colours #nofilter #moments #boats #mostamazingwaytoendtheday"

#thisisnttwitter

 

[Jimmy1992]

I posted about being alone on Valentines Day. But, it's okay, I'm funny.

 

[Marklar_33]

From one of the girls Im friends with:

"Sailing for Valentines day - best Valentines day ever #sailing #sunsets #valentinesday #amazing #ocean #colours #nofilter #moments #boats #mostamazingwaytoendtheday"

#thisisnttwitter

#colours? She hash tagged ****ing colours!

 

[FoolCat]

Instagram, she hashtag colour to distinguish it from black and white

 

[radiojake]

is there a #hashtag?

I don't have facebook or twitter... what is with the # stuff?

 

[Cruyff14]

is there a #hashtag?

I don't have facebook or twitter... what is with the # stuff?

Did you just post this to tell us you don't have FB?

 

[A Swallow]

I posted this on Valentine's Day:



Valentine's Day Survival Kit: