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Snag i would give up with left testicle for a collingwood premiership

I think that explains me, and my warped view of all things collingwood
 
Snag i would give up with left testicle for a collingwood premiership

I think that explains me, and my warped view of all things collingwood

Don't be rash, Opti. Someday you'll fall in love, and your paramour will likely want a baby, even if you don't. Try explaining to her that you halved her chances of conception for a flag.:p

Actually - that would have made a good 4th option.

Or would you rather have a baby?:)
 
Don't be rash, Opti. Someday you'll fall in love, and your paramour will likely want a baby, even if you don't. Try explaining to her that you halved her chances of conception for a flag.:p

Actually - that would have made a good 4th option.

Or would you rather have a baby?:)
Eventually snag, but one testicle and my right dominant testicle would be more then enough id imagine

But yes left testicle for a collingwood premiership, strangely enough i had this conversation only this afternoon at uni all the girls in the group told me the same thing you said and laughed when i said my right testicle would still be firing, the guys just made jokes at how many disgusting and painful ways that could happen (piranhas, sharks, ferrets, guinea pigs, rabid dogs etc)
 
Win Tattslotto.


This may seem odd but I have already seen or done the other two...
 
I'll combine all 3.

Win Tattslotto, use 1/2 the money to give Buddy Franklin a "fake" job at my company if he moves to Collingwood, then use the rest to woe the women of my dreams into falling in love with me.
 
Eventually snag, but one testicle and my right dominant testicle would be more then enough id imagine

But yes left testicle for a collingwood premiership, strangely enough i had this conversation only this afternoon at uni all the girls in the group told me the same thing you said and laughed when i said my right testicle would still be firing, the guys just made jokes at how many disgusting and painful ways that could happen (piranhas, sharks, ferrets, guinea pigs, rabid dogs etc)

A generation of unreconstructed romantics, I see.:D
 
To be perfectly honest, I'd say the lottery. To be set for the rest of my life in times of such economic uncertainty (just as I'm leaving uni), as well as being able to ensure everyone I care about is pretty secure... can't go past it. I would travel for bloody years.

Already in love, and a Pies premiership (even though I probably want it so so so so so much), isn't quite there.
 
Picked the tatts. Win enough, buy out Collingwood Pratt-styles, and make my moves, make us the most successful club the land once again and then kidnap Sarita Stella, woo her with my millions, and I've accomplished everything. Ow and to satisfy snag, I'd inpregnate (sp?) Sarita in the process. That'd actually satisfy ME quite well too.
 

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Picked the tatts. Win enough, buy out Collingwood Pratt-styles, and make my moves, make us the most successful club the land once again and then kidnap Sarita Stella, woo her with my millions, and I've accomplished everything. Ow and to satisfy snag, I'd inpregnate (sp?) Sarita in the process. That'd actually satisfy ME quite well too.

To think you're prepared to do all that for the club!

I see greed is winning out in the poll.
 
I'll combine all 3.

Win Tattslotto, use 1/2 the money to give Buddy Franklin a "fake" job at my company if he moves to Collingwood, then use the rest to woe the women of my dreams into falling in love with me.

I tried "woe"ing the women.
They didn't like always wearing black.
 
I always think "how much would i pay for a pies premiership", i wouldn't pay anything. Mainly because by 'paying' i know in advance that they'll win, which kind of takes the joy away. So by selecting the pies premiership does it come as a surprise or do i know in advance?
After all that i'd choose tattslotto, money is awesome and an extra 5mill would help out.
 

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