Fireman Kane

[PepperFace]

"PORT Adelaide veteran Kane Cornes is expected to retire from the AFL after playing his 300th game in round eight against Richmond at Adelaide Oval.

The four-time best and fairest premiership player is set to join the South Australian Metropolitan Fire Service."
****ing lol

 

[TazHawk15]

If the Port Power Puffers lose another game anytime soon then I can seem Meltstaff and Jevy going on a burning of the city campaign.

So fireman Kane will come in handy.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

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[Jevy]

All hail Kane.
Now off to put his life on the line for you.

 

[Impunity!]

Will come in handy with all the West Horsham melts around here

 

[Stronzo]

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[Epilegs]

Good on him. Great bloke. Solid thread. Post your congratulatory messages here.

 

[royals1922]

So who did he belt.

 

[Higgins2Waite]

He can use the puffer tarps as a fire blanket

 

[Cyclops]

Just goes to show even shit-eating oxygen thieves can aspire to good things.

 

[dav3]

Just goes to show even shit-eating oxygen thieves can aspire to good things.

Maybe there's hope for you yet

 

[Vikingblood]

I like a good troll, but this one is losing me. 300 game player to retire and become a firefighter, sounds like a pretty constructive way to go out and then contribute to the community.

 

[KeilorUnder9s]

He can use the puffer tarps as a fire blanket

No they will need them again soon

 

[DaVillaBlues]

Kane is so lucky, look whom he gets to spend a lot more time with now

#SoBrave

 

[PepperFace]

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Kane is so lucky, look whom he gets to spend a lot more time with now

#SoBrave

What is the deal with that chick and why is she so creepy looking?

 

[DaVillaBlues]

What is the deal with that chick and why is she so creepy looking?

That's Lucy Cornes (Kane's wife)

 

[dav3]

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Kane is so lucky, look whom he gets to spend a lot more time with now

#SoBrave

He's still punching above his weight

 

[PepperFace]

That's Lucy Cornes (Kane's wife)

Haha. Lol
Poor campaigner. Even Ling could find a hot misses

 

[NetworkNerd]

Doesn't Kane still win their time trials?

 

[Vikingblood]

Doesn't Kane still win their time trials?

Only if they involve ladders and hoses.

 

[Waverley]

Does anyone else find this incredibly strange?

Surely he lives and breathes the game. Why would he walk away when they are a chance to win the flag?

Port are obviously giving him the boot and trying to cover it up.

 

[Jazny]

Thank you for serving our community and keeping the public safe at risk to yourself, Kane. I admire you because you would have had enough money to live comfortably in luxury, but instead you chose to help the local community instead and I think that is just amazing.

 

[Shawt]

Good on him.

Still a campaigner though.

 

[DaVillaBlues]

Does anyone else find this incredibly strange?

Surely he lives and breathes the game. Why would he walk away when they are a chance to win the flag?

Port are obviously giving him the boot and trying to cover it up.

Yeah he has been 'tapped on the shoulder' but clearly Sunshine Boys Kochie and Cuddly Ken don't want it took like Studley's Son has been given the flick by Port.

I wonder if the old coot will rant and rave about it on SEN.

 

[dav3]

Good on him.

Still a campaigner though.

Thanks Eddie