FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[Shell]

Alriiiite shits gonna get MESSY lets do this

 

[Shell]

NO DONT DO IT

 

[Shell]

Omfg this is actually good

 

[Shell]

LMFAO what a gun that was great

 

[Shell]

Damn that was a burn and a HALF. Shove that up ya ass Hannah

 

[Shell]

The look she shot Brooke tho was ****ing classic

 

[Shell]

Hannahs got a point tho

 

[Shell]

Nah that was a shit comment to make brooke. You a bitch too

 

[Shell]

Adams the only perfect one this year

 

[Shell]

Hahaja this is not going to end well

 

[Shell]

Or it is!!!

 

[Shell]

Jesus christ

 

[Shell]

Omg the dork is the best

 

[Shell]

Yeah **** off you added nothing to the show. Boring

 

[Shell]

Brooke. Is a absolute idiot for turning the dork down. Srsly got a good body. And sense of humor

 

[Shell]

Great finale

 

[Shell]

Up at 6.30am on a Sunday.


Dis world has officially gone MAD (for me)

 

[Shell]

HomerThompson none of my comments really give away anything re. BD finale.

Just general commentary and just general bs you'd already be aware of.

 

[Shell]

Watch out for the Dork's RAP. It is- brilliant.

Is like a burn to all of the crew.


I hope to see him in future series of the show- he was outstanding. Ok so... top 3 for the season...

3. The dork!!!!! Who would have seen that one coming. Won it by... half a head i think
2. Adam the chef. Kept his head down and knives up. Yeah idk what that means- was brilliant, hit it out of the park
1. I'd have to give to the ditzy 3rd stew the blonde. Just. Comes in with hardly ANYTHING true on her resume (lmfao) comes within a beez diaphram of getting fired, gets stuck doing laundry, and is hated by queen bitch Hannah for most of the season. And she comes out on TOP. (except on top on Jaywow- aw poor poppet.)

 

[Shell]

And now for the BAD 3, 2, 1.. .

3. Hannah. Easily. In a canter. Dumb self induldged super bitch, who likes the $$$$$$$$ which dont mean a shit. Meets a lovely guy 23, Conrad, who is very sweet, but she turns him into a complete bastard by the end of the season. Yep- go Hannah.. go forth and hook up with that old campaigner on that yacht. Have sexy time with his old balls. I know who i'd rather be sleeping with at the end of the day myself..
2. Brooke. Pfft. Such a cow. Oh she was doing her best to act all super sweet, oh look at me im a british princess, i come from royalty, oh look at me im so good. Nah. Didnt buy it. Bitch.
1. Probably goes to that rubbish 3rd stew who i dont even know the name of, because she was so rubbish i didnt bother to learn it. Did nothing except her job. BOOOOOO THIS IS BELOW DECK DONT YOU KNOW NOTHING.

 

[Shell]

Hon mentions for the good votes: Captain Sandy. Good to see she wasnt a pushover this season. But really, she should have had the balls to fire Hannah when she had the chance

And JaWOW for the bad votes. Mate- get yourself a name that DOESNT sound like a terrible rap artist, and then we'll talk. Ok?

 

[Chicago1]

How the hell do you go to bed at 1am and get up at 6:30am?

 

[Shell]

Its a gift

 

[Shell]

Also remember I had a 3 hour nap yesterday 3-6pm solid

 

[LukeParkerno1]

How the hell do you go to bed at 1am and get up at 6:30am?

I’m up at 4 most mornings