Win Prizes Fremantle competition: Make a player poster!

[Electronic_Renaissance]

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FFS "Starring the prince of Perth". I didn't see that.

The Boomers will love it.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

#shitfred

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

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Where's my dang prize???

 

[Mesc]

Do ex players count ?

 

[bzparkes]

This is a player poster that the West Australian - voted Australia's most Westernmost newspaper for the fourth year running - really did give out to readers.

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(Credit: Kerry Stokes nephew who did a GIMP course last week in high school.)

Smooth lines. Modern feel. It's got everything hasn't it?

But we think you can do better!

Your challenge is to make a better poster of any Fremantle player.

Get out your GIMP and make us a Freo player poster!

Post it here and let the Bay decide the winner!

Badge and Premium for the best one.

Closes, like, Monday night I reckon.

Done.

Absolutely guaranteed to make the back page of The West.

 

[Tandy]

 

[Impunity!]

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I'm calling them out as lazy. So they're fresh as a daisy because they don't do enough. When things get close they whinge to the umpires and give away free kicks.

(C) 2024 Impunity!

Bumped after they got towelled by their awful crosstown rivals. Prize please

 

[Chief]

It has been indicated to me that there is a plagiarism scandal brewing.

As we must be absolutely scrupulous in awarding valuable prizes and mindful of the resulting fame and Instagram followers that would flow to the prize winner, we will be investigating this thoroughly and without fear or favour.

We apologise for this delay and assure all entrants that we will do everything in our power to keep Bay 13 competitions free from the stink of corruption.

 

[Higgs Boson]

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I'm calling them out as lazy. So they're fresh as a daisy because they don't do enough. When things get close they whinge to the umpires and give away free kicks.

(C) 2024 Impunity!

Definite winrar! Works on many levels! Very talented and original Impunity!

 

[Chief]

Thank you again to all of our talented entrants into this very prestigious art competition, if I may use such a gauche term as "competition". For artists, the only true competition is with one's self, with one's ability to push the limits of creative genius.

I need to empanel a panel for an inquiry to enquire into the true copyright owner of the potential winner of this competition.

I will be calling on the brilliant legal minds of luminaries such as Syd, Lance Uppercut , H2F and a few others as are needed. Maybe The Prosecutor and his legal life partner Stokey if he is available.

The Doss has excused himself due to conflict of interest.

Our usual go-to for these things, Starburns_ , is not available as he has left the legal profession to pursue a career in feline statuary.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

What Higgs said.

It's funny because it's spew

 

[Chief]

What Higgs said.

It's funny because it's spew

Please save it for the inquiry.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Thank you again to all of our talented entrants into this very prestigious art competition, if I may use such a gauche term as "competition". For artists, the only true competition is with one's self, with one's ability to push the limits of creative genius.

I need to empanel a panel for an inquiry to enquire into the true copyright owner of the potential winner of this competition.

I will be calling on the brilliant legal minds of luminaries such as Syd, Lance Uppercut , H2F and a few others as are needed. Maybe The Prosecutor and his legal life partner Stokey if he is available.

The Doss has excused himself due to conflict of interest.

Our usual go-to for these things, Starburns_ , is not available as he has left the legal profession to pursue a career in feline statuary.

Who gives a ****? You're out of touch with us plebs.

 

[The Prosecutor]

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I'm calling them out as lazy. So they're fresh as a daisy because they don't do enough. When things get close they whinge to the umpires and give away free kicks.

(C) 2024 Impunity!

Who could have ever predicted that from the despair that is the Fremantle Football Club that something so beautiful could grow.

First prize!

 

[Chief]

Absolutely undisciplined public statements from potential panel members before their empanelment!

This will derail the process for months if the people involved are not more judicious with their wordage!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Absolutely undisciplined public statements from potential panel members before their empanelment!

This will derail the process for months if the people involved are not more judicious with their wordage!

Give me the badge then. I won by public voting.

 

[Chief]

While there is a question over the veracity of asserted copyright, no prizes can be given.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

While there is a question over the veracity of asserted copyright, no prizes can be given.

#falseadvertising

 

[Chief]

Please be a professional!

I understand that you poured your creative juices into your artwork, but we cannot allow mob rule.

Only a properly empaneled panel of inquiry can get to the bottom of this.

If this process is forestalled this competition is imperilled and cannot be saved from the smelly cat litter box of stinky corruption.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Please be a professional!

I understand that you poured your creative juices into your artwork, but we cannot allow mob rule.

Only a properly empaneled panel of inquiry can get to the bottom of this.

If this process is forestalled this competition is imperilled and cannot be saved from the smelly cat litter box of stinky corruption.

Bullshit

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Who could have ever predicted that from the despair that is the Fremantle Football Club that something so beautiful could grow.

First prize!

 

[Chief]

A sad day for the soul of true creativity.

 

[Chief]

Who could have ever predicted that from the despair that is the Fremantle Football Club that something so beautiful could grow.

First prize!

Consider your place on the panel of inquiry before making such proclamations.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

A sad day for the soul of true creativity.

Because we know it's bullshit and you'll probably ban anything that's funny!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

We all know Scott2clarkson is really Chief