Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[Lethality]

Our other two lines are very solid plus we have enough good resting forwards and swingmen. Hawks have a good forward line but their backs and mids are brittle as anything.

Geelong's defence has been one-dimensional and shit for 5 years now. Only strong line for the Cats is their midfield, and even that is reliant on Dangerwood, soon to be just Dangerfield.

 

[ChappyUK]

Geelong's defence has been one-dimensional and shit for 5 years now. Only strong line for the Cats is their midfield, and even that is reliant on Dangerwood, soon to be just Dangerfield.

Yet it was top 3 defensively and let through less scores than the Hawks

 

[Procrastinator35]

Geelong's defense has been one-dimensional and shit for 5 years now. Only strong line for the Cats is their midfield, and even that is reliant on Dangerwood, soon to be just Dangerfield.

It wood appear that the would has been lopped off at the knees.

 

[Lethality]

Yet it was top 3 defensively and let through less scores than the Hawks

That's a good reflection on your midfield. I'd be more interested in knowing about opposition F50 entries, and Geelong's contested ball winning percentage in defence.

 

[ChappyUK]

having a go at Vickery for going for a mark when the ball was no where near him. He was concussed at the time and you are trolling him for that fact.

Lulz. That isn't the only time Vickery has tripped over himself or ran into people.

 

[Hoooops]

Lulz. That isn't the only time Vickery has tripped over himself or ran into people.

He was 'accidentally' tripping over himself a lot when the ball came down their end late in their game against us last year. Lucky the umpires can recognise staging.

 

[ChappyUK]

He was 'accidentally' tripping over himself a lot when the ball came down their end late in their game against us last year. Lucky the umpires can recognise staging.

Got all his goals due to 'blocking'. Which was Vickery tripping over or running into the back of our players

 

[Hoooops]

Got all his goals due to 'blocking'. Which was Vickery tripping over or running into the back of our players

Was a successful tactic for many spuds last year.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Was a successful tactic for many spuds last year.

That's not a nice thing to say about Hawkins....It's true, but it's not nice.

 

[Hoooops]

That's not a nice thing to say about Hawkins....It's true, but it's not nice.

Hawkins gets free kicks? News to me.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Hawkins gets free kicks? News to me.

Well, yes. You're a Cats supporter....The sun rising each morning is news for you.

 

[Hoooops]

Well, yes. You're a Cats supporter....The sun rising each morning is news for you.

Averaged 0.7 frees a game last year, not a lot and not as many as he earns. Averaged 1.1 against for being too strong.

 

[William Wonka]

having a go at Vickery for going for a mark when the ball was no where near him. He was concussed at the time and you are trolling him for that fact.

Opinion is divided as to whether he was concussed or still trippin from the night before.
He didn't cop a knock that game and supposedly by his own admission was partying real hard when at Richmond cause he hated being there and could not give a ****.
All changed now though, everyone who was expecting continued spuddery (I admit to being one of these in the past) is going to be very surprised.

 

[Hoooops]

All changed now though, everyone who was expecting continued spuddery (I admit to being one of these in the past) is going to be very surprised.

Oh good, on what game he has played for Hawthorn do you base this opinion on?

 

[William Wonka]

Oh good, on what game he has played for Hawthorn do you base this opinion on?

Not my opinion.
One of the Hawthorn coaching staff who I really respect and has yet to tell me wrong.

 

[Hoooops]

Not my opinion.
One of the Hawthorn coaching staff who I really respect and has yet to tell me wrong.

Oh good, on what game Vickery has played for Hawthorn does he base this opinion on?

 

[ChappyUK]

Not my opinion.
One of the Hawthorn coaching staff who I really respect and has yet to tell me wrong.

So who does he think is a spud that isn't going to make it.

 

[William Wonka]

Oh good, on what game Vickery has played for Hawthorn does he base this opinion on?

Intraclub matches tell coaches plenty.
Moreso the fact that he was barely VFL standard fitness when he turned up but has really been putting in the effort.
Anyway wait and see...

 

[William Wonka]

So who does he think is a spud that isn't going to make it.

I dont normally chat to him about Geelong players.

 

[Hoooops]

Intraclub matches tell coaches plenty.
Moreso the fact that he was barely VFL standard fitness when he turned up but has really been putting in the effort.
Anyway wait and see...

Ok, so nothing then.

I don't know the context in which your friend said this but if he's part of the coaching staff at Hawthorn he's not exactly going to say "yeah Tyrone's still a spud" is he.

 

[ChappyUK]

I dont normally chat to him about Geelong players.

Sounds like he only tells you what you want to hear or he wants you to hear.

Every player is on their best shape ever and is tearing up the track in January.

 

[William Wonka]

Ok, so nothing then.

I don't know the context in which your friend said this but if he's part of the coaching staff at Hawthorn he's not exactly going to say "yeah Tyrone's still a spud" is he.

He is like everyone at Hawthorn a consumate professional so you're correct he probably wouldn't say it in as many words no.
However he would let me know, in fact I was expecting him to do exactly this, but instead surprisingly he sung his praises.

If you are interested hes also pumping up Conner Nash, reckons the kid is an absolute beast.
Ive got my doubts as hes Rugby/Gaelic background but as I said I trust his word.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Sounds like he only tells you what you want to hear or he wants you to hear.

Every player is on their best shape ever and is tearing up the track in January.

Just you wait for the March Hares then.

 

[Hoooops]

I hear George Horlin-Smith has set a time trial PB, obviously he will win the Brownlow this year.

 

[Nuggets73]

HANDBAGGERS BEST FORWARD SET UP!

HF: Daniel Menzel, Rhys Stanley, Steven Motlop
F: Nakia Cockatoo, Tom Hawkins, Lincoln McCarthy

Bababahahaaaaaaa ..... Then compare it to this!

HF: Delicious, The VIC, Gunstall
F: Punky, The ROUGH, Poppy

Not even close... Not even in the same ball park ...

I'll take bets from ANY handbagger ... WE WILL finish higher on the ladder this year!

... and NOT blow up against an interstate club on our home deck!