Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[Jhye Clark 13]

Have any of your youf played in a winning final? Final?

I'm only concerned with tomorrow night champ.

I'm not interested in past events like you and your comrades... I'm not interested in false bravado, excuses or arrogance like your mob, I'm concerned with the now and a quite confidence that you're cooked and we'll get the job done because we're the better side, as this seasons results attest to.

 

[chefmeister]

Pfft..Dangerwood

Brangelina is a tougher combo

Not as big a media darlings tho.

 

[OnTheRocks]

Hawthorn no longer hold any fear.

Of geelol? No! The fear of you losing to us is immense & your excuses will not be condoned.

 

[ChappyUK]

Not really surprised they dropped PC Shitonet

Don't want to snap him in half a second time.

 

[Gunstall555]

I'm going to stab you.

Why? He was being nice, we all know they have won 1 game out of their last 6 finals (not five).

If only Geelong had a captain that knew how to lead a team in games that matter.

 

[TallyHawk]

The wet favors the Hawks, removes our aerial dominace, and helps their chipscab small forwards as well as increasing the opportunities for Duckpoo, Duckcily and Duckuest to duck their way to cheap goals.

Umpire Hawfvic will have a field day.

Don't give up Champ, you should be more optimistic though. It could be argued having the week off leading into a preliminary final after just having a bye is sub-optimal. Playing the Dogs/Eagles on the MCG next week could be ideal preparation.

 

[Packedlunch]

I'm only concerned with tomorrow night champ.

I'm not interested in past events like you and your comrades... I'm not interested in false bravado, excuses or arrogance like your mob, I'm concerned with the now and a quite confidence that you're cooked and we'll get the job done because we're the better side, as this seasons results attest to.

No one does arrogance like the cats.


When the real stuff starts tomorrow I can't see your mob getting within 5 goals tbh.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Why? He was being nice, we all know they have won 1 game out of their last 6 finals (not five).

If only Geelong had a captain that knew how to lead a team in games that matter.

So this game matters?

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Panic stations at the Hawks... Drop some concerning youf for two players who are still hampered by injury.

Dis gonna b good.

Very obvious they're worried that their kids can't match our kids, so they've taken the safe route.
But what happens when their old campaigners fall over. Not sure their kids will be mentally ready for the second semi after being treated so shabbily

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

No one does arrogance like the cats.

Lol... 3 simple letters will suffice for that post.

Like Bosk, I have no doubt you believe that too.

 

[A Cut Above]

Hartung was obviously left out because an outside runner of his ilk isn't needed in wet conditions. I am surprised Langford wasn't included though.

Regardless, I'm extremely confident we'll be getting the chocolates and am planning Vesty's new sig & av accordingly.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Hartung was obviously left out because an outside runner of his ilk isn't needed in wet conditions. I am surprised Langford wasn't included though.

Regardless, I'm extremely confident we'll be getting the chocolates and am planning Vesty's new sig & av accordingly.

Don't stray too far.

I'm going in dry.

 

[Wojcinski]

Agree, otherwise there's a danger that certain Geelololong flogs will somehow twist it to mean that you inflict / support violence on women

You said Jimmy was growing his beard to look like the victims of violence against women, insinuated that only women with beards get beaten up. Don't sit there and act like I'm some "Gelolololong flog" for calling you out on it. It was a stupid thing to say but instead of leaving and apologising for the comment you instead called me a campaigner.

Now you bring it up again. You're a campaigner. And a dickhead.

Cats are clearly chokers on the big stage, apparently they have only won 1 finals game out of their past 5 finals appearances.... Including a straight sets exit in 2014!

They couldn't even achieve back to back premierships during their era of so called dominance..

Podge's third alias confirmed

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Very obvious they're worried that their kids can't match our kids, so they've taken the safe route.
But what happens when their old campaigners fall over. Not sure their kids will be mentally ready for the second semi after being treated so shabbily

They're worried, no doubting that.

Geelong fans are confident, and rightfully so.

Hawthorn fans... It's the entitlement and fear talking.

They're trying to stay strong around a trembling body.

 

[Packedlunch]

They're worried, no doubting that.

Geelong fans are confident, and rightfully so.

Hawthorn fans... It's the entitlement and fear talking.

They're trying to stay strong around a trembling body.

Cats fans are always confident. That's what makes taking the choccies so much more fun.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

No one does arrogance like the cats.

How's that for a sense of entitlement ...

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Cats fans are always confident. That's what makes taking the choccies so much more fun.

I'm usually falsely confident as a rule before any one of our games, with the keyboard hiding a genuine fear.

This time around I'm feeling nothing but pure confidence. No nerves, no fear, no hesitation... A genuinely confident thought process. Everything running through my head points to a comfortable 4 goal win and I've only ever had the same feeling once against you blokes... 5 years ago to the day.

It's strange.

 

[OnTheRocks]

I'm usually falsely confident as a rule before any one of our games, with the keyboard hiding a genuine fear.

This time around I'm feeling nothing but pure confidence. No nerves, no fear, no hesitation... A genuinely confident thought process. Everything running through my head points to a comfortable 4 goal win and I've only ever had the same feeling once against you blokes... 5 years ago to the day.

It's strange.

Your inevitable melt should then be a thing of absolute bay beauty.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

I'm usually falsely confident as a rule before any one of our games, with the keyboard hiding a genuine fear.

This time around I'm feeling nothing but pure confidence. No nerves, no fear, no hesitation... A genuinely confident thought process. Everything running through my head points to a comfortable 4 goal win and I've only ever had the same feeling once against you blokes... 5 years ago to the day.

It's strange.

This time of the year my office is blanketed in poo and wee merchandise. Not this year though.......this year I get the feeling most Hawfie supporters hope the finals come and go without much fanfare or attention.
Sure sign they don't like their chances

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

This time of the year my office is blanketed in poo and wee merchandise. Not this year though.......this year I get the feeling most Hawfie supporters hope the finals come and go without much fanfare or attention.
Sure sign they don't like their chances

Most of these Johnny come latelies won't be seen or heard from again in 24 hours.

 

[OnTheRocks]

This time of the year my office is blanketed in poo and wee merchandise. Not this year though.......this year I get

So you've learned your lesson then. Annual clean up.

 

[OnTheRocks]

Don't stray too far.

I'm going in dry.

Wow, one inch of dangling fury. Oh the pain that you could inflict.

 

[RedVest4]

Umpires haven't paid a single free yet tonight, if this is the trend for the entire finals series and they put their whistles in their pockets, then the Hawfs are ****ed.

 

[Packedlunch]

Lol at cats fans still in here fluffing each other when there's a final on.

 

[chefmeister]

Lol at cats fans still in here fluffing each other when there's a final on.

Do you need some fluffing..?