Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[Westy Bogan]

This thread could get to a 1000 pages in the next 2 weeks

 

[newcs]

 

[newcs]

Prepare for some free kicks to Hawthorn.

 

[STP18]

I think everyone has seen enough here. So happy that we've been granted the easy route to a Prelim.

 

[A Cut Above]

I asked if you were thick.

Do you want the bet or not? Otherwise its going to Vesty.

 

[RedVest4]

Excited Hawfies?!

 

[Lethality]

Excited Hawfies?!

It will be a good test for our exciting youth against Geelong's bought team.

 

[Cyrilyouchampion]

Prepare for some free kicks to Hawthorn.

Melt

 

[STP18]

I actually think this game is going to blow out in our favour. No way they can get close to us at the MCG. Did you guys see Clarko's face in the box post-match? The moment he realised it was all over. Priceless.

 

[Mad_Hatter]

You hear that!?
That's the Geelong juggernaut coming to end the hawks hopes of history!
WE ARE COMING YOU campaignerS!
Pepper the annos!

 

[Cyrilyouchampion]

Hawforn supporters in their gameday thread now hoping that they lose so they get bundled out of the finals without having to play the Cats. The sudden realisation that their team is finished is finally starting to hit home. What a fall from grace this has become.

Shitting your little pink panties not? It's ok you've got an extra week to order the lube

 

[Cyrilyouchampion]

I actually think this game is going to blow out in our favour. No way they can get close to us at the MCG. Did you guys see Clarko's face in the box post-match? The moment he realised it was all over. Priceless.

That was his poker face, boy

 

[A Cut Above]

Excited Hawfies?!

A little bit. Despite our close wins I think we've been one of the best teams all year so its fair enough we end up with the double chance.

The week's break could not come at a better time for us, really hope the QF is a close one given our record in them this year! As usual if we can't win the flag I'll be rooting for a Victorian club even that club happens to be Geelong. I would never barrack for a soulless interstate franchise. Ever.

 

[Mad_Hatter]

Shitting your little pink panties not? It's ok you've got an extra week to order the lube

With the way you guys are playing I'd be hoping the Cats don't break records champ.
You are cooked.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Do you want the bet or not? Otherwise its going to Vesty.

Are you going to answer my question?

 

[STP18]

Shitting your little pink panties not? It's ok you've got an extra week to order the lube

That was his poker face, boy

False bravado. Deep down you know there's no chance you're getting within 5 goals of us at the MCG. Clarko accepted it. Just wait and see hey.

 

[deeco]

Everyone excited for the AFL sanctioned rest week for the Hawfs geriatrics to heal up for their run at #4?

 

[Cyrilyouchampion]

Big turn out at the MCG by the Hawfies to watch arguably their biggest game of the year against the biggest club in the land. There'd be close to 25k there.

About 52k actually. Has Geelong ever pulled a crowd like that to a home game against a team that won't make the finals?

 

[Westy Bogan]

Oh shit...

We have 2 weeks of this shit coming...

 

[BloodRet]

A little bit. Despite our close wins I think we've been one of the best teams all year so its fair enough we end up with the double chance.

The week's break could not come at a better time for us, really hope the QF is a close one given our record in them this year! As usual if we can't win the flag I'll be rooting for a Victorian club even that club happens to be Geelong. I would never barrack for a soulless interstate franchise. Ever.

You know you literally only made the top four because of the umpires, right? 16 points handed to you by the green maggots.

 

[A Cut Above]

Are you going to answer my question?

You strut around here talking tough but when the time comes to put your money where your mouth is you always find an excuse to wimp out. You're a spineless, feckless, gormless waste of space and you can GAGF.



So RedVest4 are you up for a one week sig+av bet on the QF final mate?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

You strut around here talking tough but when the time comes to put your money where your mouth is you always find an excuse to wimp out. You're a spineless, feckless, gormless waste of space and you can GAGF.



So RedVest4 are you up for a one week sig+av bet on the QF final mate?

Nice melt.

Now speaking of spineless, It was a simple question.

You see, earlier in the year you squibbed out on a bet with yours truly with your reason being you'd never accept a bet off me.

You are thick. There, I answered it for you.

 

[Cyrilyouchampion]

False bravado. Deep down you know there's no chance you're getting within 5 goals of us at the MCG. Clarko accepted it. Just wait and see hey.

Fits and starts all year - lost Roughie for the whole season and generally played undersized all year but still managed to get the same number of wins as Shats and $wines and a home final against the team placed above us.

If we can get into a preliminary final against all expectations I'd be satisfied, whereas you lot have bought your way to a flag together and together with a soft draw means that nothing short of a grand final appearance will be seen as an unmitigated failure. History has shown that Shats fold like deck chairs when the pressure is applied and history has a nasty little habit of repeating itself.

 

[A Cut Above]

Nice melt.

Now speaking of spineless, It was a simple question.

You see, earlier in the year you squibbed out on a bet with yours truly with your reason being you'd never accept a bet off me.

You are thick. There, I answered it for you.

**** your bullshit excuses, you squib on bets every time. I'm onto you ya spineless peaheart.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

**** your bullshit excuses, you squib on bets every time. I'm onto you ya spineless peaheart.

You see, you talk that much shit your memory has developed sieve like tendencies and is leaking all over the place. Not to mention with it you've become a master at invention.