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Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

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Probably just put Hartung down there. He will run off him every time Porkins fails to take a mark or impact the play.
haha is hartung in your best 22? oh boy wowee
 

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haha is hartung in your best 22? oh boy wowee

Gonna be "oh boy wowee" when the balding 70kg 20 year old trolls Geelong running rings around Takesacockortwo and Gutflop.
 
Schoenmakers is such a massive in for us. Did you guys watch him play yesterday? Fair to say he hasn't lost what makes him such a 'special' player.
Hey! He provides some decoration to our foward line for the enjoyment of our female fans.
This is the sort of small touches that Hawthorn supporters enjoy.
Should he think about going anywhere near our backline however Im going to run onto the field myself and backhand him repeatedly till he runs back to our goalsquare.
 
Hey! He provides some decoration to our foward line for the enjoyment of our female fans.
This is the sort of small touches that Hawthorn supporters enjoy.
Should he think about going anywhere near our backline however Im going to run onto the field myself and backhand him repeatedly till he runs back to our goalsquare.
I was hoping he'd line up on Hawkins for old-times sake. :thumbsu:
 
I was hoping he'd line up on Hawkins for old-times sake. :thumbsu:
If he does we're royally ****ed.



Cyril to kick 8. Hawks to win by 5 goals plus

Geelong fans to cry, disappear to Europe or go on a stabbing rampage

Hawks to goo all over the bay and celebrate harder than any of their flags
GAGF J'Aids.
 
Schoenmakers is such a massive in for us. Did you guys watch him play yesterday? Fair to say he hasn't lost what makes him such a 'special' player.

If he plays we will be hard to stop, FFS he was the worst on ground yesterday, 7 disposals and many of them shanks or turnovers.
 

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You are minnows for having to sell home games there

It's a highly competitive market so it is good business sense to seek other sources of revenue. If you didn't have rich supporters and a couple of state premiers who follow the Handbaggers you would've ceased to exist. So all your little pathetic rants about selling home games mean nothing because while we are raking it in from the Tassie venture you're going cap in hand to Uncle Frank. Once that money pit dries up you'll have to resort to tin-rattling outside the Geelong West meth clinic.
 
Hawk supporter reading Geelong Addy, talk about obsessed.
You'll love it next year when the Hawks play at Kardinia Park.
They give them out for free on game day.

I thought Geelong banned Hawthorn from playing there as we always won.
 
Cyril to kick 8. Hawks to win by 5 goals plus

Geelong fans to cry, disappear to Europe or go on a stabbing rampage

Hawks to goo all over the bay and celebrate harder than any of their flags
So tell me how does hawfie dick taste?
 
The Eagles just like Hawthorn have a history of making your team their bitch so I think he's quite within his rights to quote you.
92,94
89,08
2011 still burns for both hawfies and weegirls I suspect. This years semi will be quite the laugh but honestly I'm a bit disappointed you can't knock each other out.
 
Hawfies be like

"We're rebuilding!"

> signs four 33 year olds
> has oldest list in the league

"We had 8 debutantes!"

> zero are best 22 and most only played 1 or 2 games
> none will play in either of their finals as they proceed to exit in straight sets

"No fair! Geelong bought their team!"

> has more players from other clubs than any other team not named GCS or GWS

What else can we contradict today hawfies?
 

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Wouldn't know but they seem to give cats a dicking in finals and your fans are clearly gagging for more. 48%ers and handbaggers are a match made in heaven. Throw in Shitney and it's a SJWs dream top4
Well I guess when your team has won less finals than Fitzroy in the last 30 years you need to find some enjoyment in football, right?
 
Maybe you should be asking your mum that question
Oh the queen flog is back. How was your camping trip? We certainly missed your top shelf analysis as the dingles got pumped by Melbourne (LOOOOL) and West Coast
 
I was around - perhaps you were too busy beating off your little micro-penis to notice?
No I don't believe you were around because I didn't see any of your posts about beating up women

But nice melt though
 
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