Give us one good reason why your team will improve in 2020.

[A Cut Above]

Bay13's the home of baseless optimism and evidence has always been optional but for a change of pace give us a factual reason why your team will take the AFL by storm.

Don't say "natural improvement from our younger players" or "our team is training the house down" because that just marks you as an unimaginative tosspot and we're already inundated with crayon eater eliases. Be creative, tell us why Jack Watts will go into beastmode or Andy McGrath will learn to tear flesh with his pincers, or how David Teague will be the miracle worker Carlton need to be competitive and Justing Longmuir will generate instant improvement by not being Ross Lyon.

Go on then, let's hear your bullshit. Make it good.

 

[Mofra]

Tim English has been following Stewie Dew on Instagram and has gained enough weight to be able to train outdoors even when it's windy.

 

[Virgin Dog]

Tim English has been following Stewie Dew on Instagram and has gained enough weight to be able to train outdoors even when it's windy.

I hear he's been picking up diet tips from JGov - no way Grundy can push him around this time

 

[Coach_Required]

No more Alex Rance, that's why we will improve.

oh wait !

 

[A Bit Dusty]

Bay13's the home of baseless optimism and evidence has always been optional but for a change of pace give us a factual reason why your team will take the AFL by storm.

Don't say "natural improvement from our younger players" or "our team is training the house down" because that just marks you as an unimaginative tosspot and we're already inundated with crayon eater eliases. Be creative, tell us why Jack Watts will go into beastmode or Andy McGrath will learn to tear flesh with his pincers, or how David Teague will be the miracle worker Carlton need to be competitive and Justing Longmuir will generate instant improvement by not being Ross Lyon.

Go on then, let's hear your bullshit. Make it good.

Nice join date

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

No debate.

Kangas will improve for shaw.

 

[ChappyUK]

Josh Jenkins.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

We couldn't get any worse.

 

[Bicko]

 

[A Cut Above]

Josh Jenkins.

 

[beema limapep]

Tim lunch will ruin our set up.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Tim Kelly. Even if he fails the hillbillies will still hate us more and that is an improvement for me.

 

[Tenny]

Brandon Ellis leaving improves us more than any recruit could.

 

[zackah]

I hear our time trial results have been excellent this year.

 

[rangatangtang]

We've started adding baby spinach to everything

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

We've started adding baby spinach to everything

But do not forget the turmeric.

 

[rangatangtang]

But do not forget the turmeric.

Saving the gold dust for finals

 

[FISTO]

Rohan/Jenkins forward line will be unstoppable

 

[BuffDog]

I’ll give you 20 good reasons

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Rohan/Jenkins forward line will be unstoppable

You seriously reckon he will get another run?

 

[KardiniaPark]

Esava & The Cocky. Will finish top, job done.

 

[FISTO]

You seriously reckon he will get another run?

Hopefully as nothing more than an injury replacement

 

[HardcoreGeelongFan]

Most our players being 30+ have partners around the same age. Women of that vintage start to become irrelevant and our players will literally have nothing distracting them from football

 

[TazHawk15]

Esava & The Cocky. Will finish top, job done.

The only problem then is C.Scott will work his magic and improve on his 80% losing record in Finals.

Apart from that, it’s a good plan.

 

[Mofra]

Rohan/Jenkins forward line will be unstoppable

If they play against each other in match sim and somebody tells them it's a Grand Final, a hole will be torn in the time/space continuum.