Gumby Gun approached by opposition skipper..

[ablettjnr]

In recent news, young Gumby star bat ablettjnr has been approached by an unnamed opposition captain, desiring his services for next season. When interviewed, ablettjnr was happy to talk about his offer. "Well, all I can say is he clearly has a good eye for young talent, but there was no way I was gonna accept. My blood runs green with Gumby spirit, and no amount of cash, guns or women will change that. Actually he seemed pretty desperate, reckons his team is low on ability, and is trying anything to get some talent into his side, not much belief in his players." When asked his opinion of this unnamed skipper he replied, "Well, I know which captain I'd rather play for, Catman by a mile."

"The feeling down at the House is becoming pretty special, yeah. The group we have at the moment is coming together really well and we know something big is just around the corner, it's just a matter of time."

In his debut season, ablettjnr is currently averaging around 40 in one dayers, and 65 in Tests.

 

[cats2rise]

Nice to see your loyalty mate.
You've got my loyalty aswell catman, but its not like im setting the pitch on fire so i highly doubt i'll be getting any offers

 

[Catman]

F*** off you vultures.

We aren't a feeder club.

 

[Barts]

F*** off you vultures.

We aren't a feeder club.

or Crewe

 

[ablettjnr]

Another day, and another approach by an opposition captain for ablettjnr.

"Look, all I can say is, the guy obviously can't read. My reply to him was one word, "No". For all you other skippers out there trying to lure a Gumby, you got no chance, we are a tight unit."

 

[Dipper]

F*** off you vultures.

We aren't a feeder club.

Unwritten_Law.

 

[Catman]

Unwritten_Law.

Mercenary.

 

[Dipper]

Mercenary.

Yeah he fits right in at the Allies.

 

[Cassius_Clay]

Who are you?

 

[Philhawk]

Another day, and another approach by an opposition captain for ablettjnr.

"Look, all I can say is, the guy obviously can't read. My reply to him was one word, "No". For all you other skippers out there trying to lure a Gumby, you got no chance, we are a tight unit."

So whats new developments today mate?

 

[cats2rise]

So whats new developments today mate?

Its a sunday, maybe no deals today?

 

[ablettjnr]

Its a sunday, maybe no deals today?

Correct. Or maybe the captains of BFFC have got the message.

 

[cats2rise]

Correct. Or maybe the captains of BFFC have got the message.

They will be back throwing themselves at you.. you have heaps of talent and its your first season!

 

[Ricketts]

F*** off you vultures.

Tell it to Nana.

 

[cats2rise]

Tell it to Nana.

Nana means well..

 

[nananana catman]

Tell it to Nana.

kent would be very, very dissapointed.