has Andrew Welsh not signed with Essendon yet

[Barry Zuckercorn]

just so he can get this photo in the papers?

Seriously, is there any lengths the white Josh Gibson wont go to, to get his metrosexual mug in print?

Hurry up and settle down with a family Andrew... TV Week and New Idea beckon!

 

[hilly]

Reminds me of someone I used to work with. Yeeeeeessssss..........

 

[tucker777]

I believe if he could, he'd come forward as another scorned lover of Wayne Carey....because then he'd get guaranteed New Idea/Women's Day/TV face time.

 

[The Donners]

Yeah, he donned his Essendon gear while he was in Bali and then emailed the photo to the HUN.

This most definitely should go to Yarden's War on Failed Threads.

 

[Tex_21]

^^Maybe Essendon should go into St.Kilda's war on unsigned players

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

Yeah, he donned his Essendon gear while he was in Bali and then emailed the photo to the HUN.

This most definitely should go to Yardens' War on Failed Threads.

Seemingly, to the untrained eye, that is all he did.

But look closer, and the real Andrew Welsh comes out:

1) Seductive pout
2) Designer stubble
3) McVeigh-esque combover
4) "tough-guy" scuff marks

I will give you the "essendon gear" bit though... Am surprised Andy wasnt in a pink polo.