Hawthorns "Prime" players

[TRAWP]

Just found a list of Hawthorn players in the prime of their careers... Concerning indeed!

26-30 years of age
James Frawley - Tampon.
Grant Birchall - Tampon every 2nd year, lock in my SC team this year.
Ricky Henderson - Tampon
Paul Puopolo - 30yr old midget
Ben Stratton - Round 3, Pick 46 for a reason.
Cyril Rioli - Champion high quality tampon.
Ben McEvoy - He's a big boy.
Isaac Smith - 29yrs old, I gave this bloke the benefit of the doubt when I thought he was 25-26... Choker.
Ty Vickery - Retired Box Hill tampon
Brendan Whitecross - Tampon.
Ryan Schoenmakers - Box Hill tampon.
Taylor Duryea - Caresses his dog uncomfortably.*
Jonathan Ceglar - Tampon
Luke Breust - Solid medium forward
Liam Shiels - Average midfielder.

All in all, Box Hill should have a nice list of players to choose from this year. Breust and Shiels in their primes should be massive!

*Picture of uncomfortable caressing.

 

[00Stinger]

what is with all the tampon comments?

Is it that time of month???

 

[TRAWP]

what is with all the tampon comments?

Is it that time of month???

Back to your wine and cheese platter.

 

[RedVest4]

PICTURED: All Players listed above

 

[00Stinger]

Back to your wine and cheese platter.

Cool. Ill leave you to your poo thread.



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[Dinsdale]

 

[TRAWP]

[Shit image was inserted here]

Wasn't a troll, I'm deeply concerned after realising Isaac Smith was nearly 30 and in his prime. So I decided to investigate Hawthorns prime playing list, surely as a Hawks fan this is deeply concerning for you as well?

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

They have the best age profile in the league, maybe bar 1. Yet they finished 12th. God help them this year and next... they're in the prime of their premiership window.

 

[Tigernator]

Just found a list of Hawthorn players in the prime of their careers... Concerning indeed!

26-30 years of age
James Frawley - Tampon.
Grant Birchall - Tampon every 2nd year, lock in my SC team this year.
Ricky Henderson - Tampon
Paul Puopolo - 30yr old midget
Ben Stratton - Round 3, Pick 46 for a reason.
Cyril Rioli - Champion high quality tampon.
Ben McEvoy - He's a big boy.
Isaac Smith - 29yrs old, I gave this bloke the benefit of the doubt when I thought he was 25-26... Choker.
Ty Vickery - Retired Box Hill tampon
Brendan Whitecross - Tampon.
Ryan Schoenmakers - Box Hill tampon.
Taylor Duryea - Caresses his dog uncomfortably.*
Jonathan Ceglar - Tampon
Luke Breust - Solid medium forward
Liam Shiels - Average midfielder.

All in all, Box Hill should have a nice list of players to choose from this year. Breust and Shiels in their primes should be massive!

*Picture of uncomfortable caressing.

Here you go trawp since you love tampons so much!

 

[Tigernator]

PICTURED: All Players listed above

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[A Cut Above]

They have the best age profile in the league, maybe bar 1. Yet they finished 12th. God help them this year and next... they're in the prime of their premiership window.

Like a fly to shit.

 

[TazHawk15]

Dear OP, care to explain why the Hawks have torn the COLA a newie 9 times out of the last 12 games.

PS , I hope you can stem the bleeding girlfriend.

 

[TRAWP]

Like a fly to shit.

That is the analogy i'd use for you replying as well.

Dear OP, care to explain why the Hawks have torn the COLA a newie 9 times out of the last 12 games.

PS , I hope you can stem the bleeding girlfriend.

No I dont really care to explain, this thread was for your assistance. Not mine...

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Like a fly to shit.

Tell me about it, one little troll and in you come.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Just found a list of Hawthorn players in the prime of their careers... Concerning indeed!

26-30 years of age
James Frawley - Tampon.
Grant Birchall - Tampon every 2nd year, lock in my SC team this year.
Ricky Henderson - Tampon
Paul Puopolo - 30yr old midget
Ben Stratton - Round 3, Pick 46 for a reason.
Cyril Rioli - Champion high quality tampon.
Ben McEvoy - He's a big boy.
Isaac Smith - 29yrs old, I gave this bloke the benefit of the doubt when I thought he was 25-26... Choker.
Ty Vickery - Retired Box Hill tampon
Brendan Whitecross - Tampon.
Ryan Schoenmakers - Box Hill tampon.
Taylor Duryea - Caresses his dog uncomfortably.*
Jonathan Ceglar - Tampon
Luke Breust - Solid medium forward
Liam Shiels - Average midfielder.

All in all, Box Hill should have a nice list of players to choose from this year. Breust and Shiels in their primes should be massive!

*Picture of uncomfortable caressing.

But tampons are red and white ( the used ones anyway).

 

[TRAWP]

But tampons are red and white ( the used ones anyway).

And were acquired pick 2 in the 2012 Mini Draft?

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Should someone contact the RSPCA?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

And were acquired pick 2 in the 2012 Mini Draft?

 

[TRAWP]

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Who is that #32 bloke, dont remember seeing him for the last half of the season?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Who is that #32 bloke, dont remember seeing him for the last half of the season?

He was on holidays.

 

[TRAWP]

He was on holidays.

Being a Melbourne player, he'd be used to holidays at the end of the season I suppose.

 

[HairyO]

what is with all the tampon comments?

Is it that time of month???

OP is a campaigner.

 

[00Stinger]

OP is a campaigner.

on her rags

 

[Paul007]

Wasn't a troll, I'm deeply concerned after realising Isaac Smith was nearly 30 and in his prime. So I decided to investigate Hawthorns prime playing list, surely as a Hawks fan this is deeply concerning for you as well?

We beat you campaigners twice last year with half our prime players out so you should be concerned.

 

[Packedlunch]

Aren’t we all!!!!