News & Events Hell to go pro?

[Proper Gander]

I’ve been crunching the numbers for a few weeks now and believe that this is the right time to make a business case for Hell to be recognised as a fully professional company rewarded for its site contribution.

On a site raising significant revenue through advertising, owned by a bigger parent company making BIG waves as a for-profit global venture, Hell is a fast-moving growth area bringing much needed diversity in content to stay ahead of a dynamic and shifting customer base. And it’s family friendly too!

I’m not positioning Hell as being ready to be a substantial shareholder with a healthy percentage of company profits - only that we receive a small annual stipend of just $400,000 to pay the senior executive (me and Headless ) for forward-vision (includes creative content), with a further allocation to put in place contracts to Crimson Azure , Bluelegs , tomcruise and PerfectFooty with performance bonuses as necessary.

Good Morning Chief

Have I done enough for the green tick, or should I work up a PPt presentation?

 

[Bluelegs]

You could win $400,000!

 

[Proper Gander]

I would also be looking for some Commonwealth grant funding to engage Scythe as my exec assistant

 

[Proper Gander]

You could win $400,000!

Shh.

This is serious business

 

[tomcruise]

When do the badges arrive?

 

[Proper Gander]

When do the badges arrive?

When indeed.

Chief

 

[Crimson Azure]

Carpe Diem Chief

It almost been 3 hours, I'd hate for this to end in a hostile takeover.

 

[Crimson Azure]

I nominate Biffinator to write the screen play of Hells meteoric rise and perhaps a novella.

I further nominate Supermercado to record Hells epic and historic tale from rags to riches and the conglomerate it's become.

 

[Crimson Azure]

I must admit that when I first saw the thread title I thought Proper Gander had had a very bad experience with a go pro and wanted to vent.

BigFooty then the world was a pleasant surprise.

 

[Headless]

Let's get nahnah in on a casual basis.

 

[Proper Gander]

Let's get nahnah in on a casual basis.

With the right sort of seed funding I think we should absolutely involve some unattached sole traders

 

[Crimson Azure]

Chief things are starting to get an Germany 1989 vibe to it.

 

[Chief]

 

[Crimson Azure]

And just like that, talks are officially open.

 

[Crimson Azure]

I think you might find what you are looking for here Chief.

 

[Proper Gander]

I think we’re going to see some progress here pretty soon

 

[tomcruise]

I'd love some hellfire next to my cake badge

 

[Crimson Azure]

I'd love some hellfire next to my cake badge

I for one welcome our new Inferno overlord.

Proper Gander and Headless have some pull with Chief. A hell badge would be entirely appropriate as a bare minimum. And when I say bare minimum, I’m not talking about a very small bear.

 

[Headless]

Oh for one welcome our new Inferno overlord.

Proper Gander and Headless have some pull with Chief. A hell badge would be entirely appropriate as a bare minimum. And when I say bare minimum, I’m not talking about a very small bear.

Maybe we should create a thread asking for interest in a Hell badge and then Chief can notify the entire website about it and then we can maybe get the badge if people are interested enough in it and then the baby looked at me?

 

[Crimson Azure]

Maybe we should create a thread asking for interest in a Hell badge and then Chief can notify the entire website about it and then we can maybe get the badge if people are interested enough in it and then the baby looked at me?

I’d be genuinely shocked if this didn’t happen.

 

[Chief]

Oh for one welcome our new Inferno overlord.

Proper Gander and Headless have some pull with Chief. A hell badge would be entirely appropriate as a bare minimum. And when I say bare minimum, I’m not talking about a very small bear.

Anyone who shouts me a beer gets a badge? Yes!

 

[Crimson Azure]

Anyone who shouts me a beer gets a badge? Yes!

Inaugural recipient of the newly minted and much coveted hell badge.

My body is ready.

 

[Proper Gander]

Anyone who shouts me a beer gets a badge? Yes!

Totally. What would you like?

 

[Crimson Azure]

Chief I turned BigFooty 18 a few months ago, shouldn't there be a coming of age badge or something?

Also, when is the BigFooty election, I want my voice to be heard.