Hello everyone

[Asgardian]

I aint dead, YET, lol, sorry Sandie.

Many thanks to those of you who wished me well, it has been an experience I'd wish on no-one.

All those doctors must reckon they are experts at scaring the crap outta people, they all want me to believe it's a near miracle I aint dead, they want me to lose weight, they want me to give up on heavy drinking, they want me to avoid stress, geeze, I kinda wish I smoked so they could have nagged me about that too.

Anyway, I'm back, maybe not quite as often as before, maybe not as loud as before, maybe not as angry as before, maybe not as combative as before.

Ohhhhh stuff it, I'm gonna be loud, aggressive, combative, in short I'm gonna be just the same old me.

Again, to all those who wished me well, a heart felt, those words are kinda ironic, thank you, Robyn has been passing onto me all your messages

 

[Mr Ripper]

Chris! Great to see you bouncing straight back into the action! All the best for your recovery!

 

[vanders]

Mate...its great to have you back, and super swell to hear your fit and well and out of that hospital bed (although im sure you didnt mind the nurses )

 

[Asgardian]

Many thanks Steve, I had to get home to escape from those S&M devotees politely referred to as doctors and nurses.

They all seem to take great delight in jabbing a bloke with "just one more injection"

 

[Fat Red]

Great to have you back Chris.

 

[Shinboners]

Originally posted by Asgardian
Anyway, I'm back, maybe not quite as often as before, maybe not as loud as before, maybe not as angry as before, maybe not as combative as before.

No, no, no!!!!!!

Originally posted by Asgardian
Ohhhhh stuff it, I'm gonna be loud, aggressive, combative, in short I'm gonna be just the same old me.

Phew!

WELCOME BACK CHRIS!!!!!!

 

[Asgardian]

Thanks Vanders, only trouble with the nurses was the good looking ones were on when I was feeling lousy, the snotty ones were around when I was feeling okay.

One big bruiser of a nurse wanted to give me a bed wash, the kind who could give a bloke an instant soft one, was probably my most disappointing point of my stay in hospital

 

[RichmondEmma]

hi Chris welcome back glade your ok and it's grate to have you back

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Yes Virginia, Asgardian is back.

Fight on you mighty Magpie!

Welcome back!

 

[DEES RULE!]

Welcome Back!
Its so good to have you back!
Hope you didn't miss us too much... and don't worry nothing exciting has happened on here... well except for the couple of female posters who have decided to have a baby!

 

[hilly]

Originally posted by Asgardian
Thanks Vanders, only trouble with the nurses was the good looking ones were on when I was feeling lousy, the snotty ones were around when I was feeling okay.

One big bruiser of a nurse wanted to give me a bed wash, the kind who could give a bloke an instant soft one, was probably my most disappointing point of my stay in hospital

Nice to know you were able to keep your mind on the important issues

Seriously, it might be an idea to cut back on a few things in order to keep you relatively healthy

Welcome back

 

[Asgardian]

Thanks a lot Fat Red, Shinboners and RichmondEmma

 

[vanders]

Originally posted by Asgardian
Thanks Vanders, only trouble with the nurses was the good looking ones were on when I was feeling lousy, the snotty ones were around when I was feeling okay.

One big bruiser of a nurse wanted to give me a bed wash, the kind who could give a bloke an instant soft one, was probably my most disappointing point of my stay in hospital

Hehe!! Chris you're a very naughty boy!!

 

[TigerTank]

Bloody Port supporter!

 

[Asgardian]

Hilly, always have to keep the important things in perspective, as for cutting back, I may officially quit smoking, it should be easy seeing I have NEVER smoked. That should be a sufficient sacrifice on my part, shouldn't it?

DeesRule, talk of 2 female posters having a baby has me intrigued, dare I infer that several of the well meaning male BigFooty posters have offerred their services to do the errrrm "servicing"

DCFC, I reckon Virginia was one of the visions I saw when I was kinda out of it, lol

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by Asgardian

DeesRule, talk of 2 female posters having a baby has me intrigued, dare I infer that several of the well meaning male BigFooty posters have offerred their services to do the errrrm "servicing"

You don't even need to be here.... you already know whats going on!
Look don't ask me to explain coz i have no idea what on earth is going on!

 

[Asgardian]

Originally posted by TigerTank
Bloody Port supporter!

Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment, thanks TT

 

[vanders]

Originally posted by Asgardian


DCFC, I reckon Virginia was one of the visions I saw when I was kinda out of it, lol

I suspect you mean Vagina

 

[Darky]

Welcome back, Chris!

Don't bother giving up the heavy drinking. Something's gotta kill ya - it might as well be something you like!

 

[dee_girl9]

welcome back chris. Nice to see your stay away wasnt too long...

 

[TheMase]

Welcome back Chris.

You have been really missed on bigfooty for the last week or so.

I am glad to see you are back and well.


Luke

 

[Mags]

Hey As! Welcome Back Mate!

Missed ya in chat.

Mags

 

[Briedis]

Nice to have to back! Try to pay a little attention to the doctors though won't you!

 

[Asgardian]

My thoughts exactly Darky, I can die drunk, fat and happy, or die a few weeks later, sober, skinny and miserable,

Thanks Nicki, but it too bloody long for my liking

Thanks for the kind works Luke

and to Jim, you know who are are mate, many thanks for the kind words and thoughts, and believe me, your intelligent contributions here are very much missed.

 

[Top Dog]

Welcome Back As

I missed you in chat with the friendly welcome "Hey Top Dog"

Welcome Back mate