Help Wanted

[roberta williams]

Well my name is Roberta. I am a mother and I have just got back from a 6 month holiday, where I enjoyed much great food.

My husband Carl and his father are away for a long time so I have been left to run the family business. We deal in importing/exporting and have many sub-contractors acting in sales agent type roles.

In the last 12-18 months we have unfortunately "lost" a number of staff.

I am looking to recruit some new staff. They must be male, reasonably strong and well connected and enjoy working odd hours. They will be required to work in customer service "dealing" with a whole host of different and interesting characters.

They will report directly to me and at times they may be required to use some "strong arm tactics" to achieve the desired sales targets.

Salary is first class and there are many "fringe" benefits involved (especially for those who enjoy driving imported company cars).

So if you are sales driven, enjoy the high life and excitement then come see me.

To apply for the job, simply turn up to Melbourne Magistrates Court 13 and ask for me. I should be there for the next week or so.

People from the Carlton area need not apply.

 

[Free Willy]

I think youve lost your edge.
Youve got all fat & sloppy.
Even your crim husband reckons your a big porker.
Normally crims drag their knuckles, but Roberta seems to be dragging her FAT @SS along the ground these days.

ps - as to the job, is it weekly, fortnightly, or monthly pay "cheques" ?

 

[meh]

i dont think you should be posting stuff like this in a footy forum

 

[fearlessone77]

Hey look mum its a second rate "Healy" thread

 

[catfan]

This thread is crap. Don't even try to be healy.

Healy > you.

 

[roberta williams]

Catfan,fearlessone where do you live. I mean your exact addresses please.

Free Willy, I don't like your tone! You go to the "health farm" where I was at and try not to put on just a little weight. I think my husband was referring to a way to hide our "product" when he blew his cheeks out wide as it was reported by the scum media.

Catfan and fearlessone expect a visit.

 

[catfan]

123 Fake Street

I expect a visit as well.

 

[meh]

123 Fake Street

I expect a visit as well.

that joke should go in my stupid but funny jokes thread in the humour board

 

[Lenny*]

Healy thread is kinda getting a bit old and uncool these days.

 

[meh]

Healy thread is kinda getting a bit old and uncool these days.

agreed, now that we know healy is not real

 

[Hasus]

What.....The.....Hell..... This is a footy forum love