Think Tank Hi! Post in this thread to get your team changed to Carlton!

[Electronic_Renaissance]

s**t, what have I just done. Mods please delete all of my posts in this thread.

Refer human rights law: 821 (a), subsection (c), paragraph 2.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

sh*t, what have I just done. Mods please delete all of my posts in this thread.

Refer human rights law: 821 (a), subsection (c), paragraph 2.

Come on zackah be a champ.

There has already been a breach of human rights law 2018 (x), subsection (z), paragraphs 1-69 regarding the non-recognition of team fluid individuals.

 

[zackah]

Come on zackah be a champ.

There has already been a breach of human rights law 2018 (x), subsection (z), paragraphs 1-69 regarding the non-recognition of team fluid individuals.

Sorry friend. You will be one of us soon

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Sorry friend. You will be one of us soon

So be it. I am willing to sacrifice myself for the team fluid community.

I am not team fluid myself, I am just campaigning for their basic human rights.

Jazny get in here and show your pride.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

* it. Blooz me up khrif

 

[Chief]

I’m an absolute flog by way of association with this tin pot club?

You're thinking of your old club! Let go! Be one with your new club!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

We are Carlton and * the rest!
16 Premierships!
Clarko is a soft****!
Pressure point!

Am I Carltoning right?

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

True story, as far as an 8 year old can tell a true story.

I was (and still am) a Swan Districts supporter. Black and White.

For some wacky reason I got a boarded picture of a VFL game which I hung near my bed.

There was a team in the picture who looked black and white, just like my Swans.

It was Carlton. So I decided they were my team.

Little did I know that they were blue and white.

Then the Eagles came.Then the league lost its colour blindness.

 

[brett15]

 

[NetworkNerd]

We are Carlton and fu** the rest!
16 Premierships!
Clarko is a soft****!
Pressure point!

Am I Carltoning right?

 

[Stronzo]

Notice how all of the Carlton references are from 10+ years ago?

 

[Lethality]

Lethality

Nice melt.

 

[dees arent rabble]

Free weed with that??

 

[zackah]

I feel like I have a lot of advice for my beloved Carlton that could help us be a better team. Here is a list of threads I will post on our board in the name of continuous improvement:

- We should trade out Adam Saad

42

Adam Saad

Age

29

Ht

178cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.5

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

7.5

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.7

4star

MG

349.1

5star

D

20.7

5star

K

12.0

5star

HB

8.7

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.4

3star

MG

388.3

5star

D

17.6

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.2

3star

and recruit a more talented damaging player that can attack and defend, ala Nick Hind

19

Nick Hind

Age

29

Ht

180cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

3.5

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.9

4star

MG

117.0

2star

D

9.5

2star

K

4.0

1star

HB

5.5

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

2.0

3star

MG

117.0

2star

D

10.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

2.2

4star

- Paying $800k for a flanker like Zac Williams is a list strategy that has some faults, if we’re being completely honest
- We desperately need a damaging midfielder on a long term contract. We should recruit Zac Merrett….what? Oh * it just sign Cripps instead
- Sam Walsh

18

Sam Walsh

Age

23

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

is a stupid head

The last one needs some work, but I feel it has the makings of something great.

 

[GudOnya]

I feel like I have a lot of advice for my beloved Carlton that could help us be a better team. Here is a list of threads I will post on our board in the name of continuous improvement:

- We should trade out Adam Saad and recruit a more talented damaging player that can attack and defend, ala Nick Hind
- Paying $800k for a flanker like Zac Williams is a list strategy that has some faults, if we’re being completely honest
- We desperately need a damaging midfielder on a long term contract. We should recruit Zac Merrett….what? Oh fu** it just sign Cripps instead
- Sam Walsh is a stupid head

The last one needs some work, but I feel it has the makings of something great.

That is an excellent idea my fellow navy brethren, I think you should post them all now before you forget.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Anyone got one of these they want to sell?

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

I suppose it must be nice to know we've finally won a flag.

I just don't know how far back I need to go to know if any of them were legitiment.

 

[A Cut Above]

 

[Laphroaig]

Notice how all of the Carlton references are from 10+ years ago?

Not all of them.

FREMANTLE 0.4 4.8 8.15 8.16 (64)
CARLTON 4.2 7.2 10.3 12.8 (80)

 

[Jazny]

Where is the thread to have my team changed to my beloved North Melbourne Tasmania Kangaroos??

 

[mike ross]

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

I suppose it must be nice to know we've finally won a flag.

I just don't know how far back I need to go to know if any of them were legitiment.

Now I've slept on it it just isn't the same knowing you cheat to win flags. I'd rather no flag than cheat flags.

Also, forget my brown paper bag. Where is my 500k job as an environmental ambassador?

 

[mike ross]

Now I've slept on it it just isn't the same knowing you cheat to win flags. I'd rather no flag than cheat flags.

Also, forget my brown paper bag. Where is my 500k job as an environmental ambassador?

It's ok mate, i reckon our glorious win in 1906 is a clean flag.

 

[NetworkNerd]

It's ok mate, i reckon our glorious win in 1906 is a clean flag.

Wrong. That's the Alex Lang match fixing era

 

[Chief]

match fixing

Everyone was doing it!