Holy War Declared on Australia!!!

[Stucey]

What does this mean for us, should we be more worried about terrorist attacks?

What do you people think!!

 

[hawkfan5]

Originally posted by Stucey
What does this mean for us, should we be more worried about terrorist attacks?

What do you people think!!

Whats happened? Who is declaring the war on us?

 

[Stucey]

The Taliban has declared a holy war on Australia now, because we have sent troops. The other day they laughed at us, now they declare a holy war. The other countries to have this declared on them are Britian and the U.S. Kill all the bastards I say!!!!!!

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by Stucey
The Taliban has declared a holy war on Australia now, because we have sent troops. The other day they laughed at us, now they declare a holy war. The other countries to have this declared on them are Britian and the U.S. Kill all the bastards I say!!!!!!

Someone told me that .. I thought they mean't the US
farkin

 

[hawkfan5]

Originally posted by TheMase


Someone told me that .. I thought they mean't the US
farkin

Yeh does this mean there will be attacks on Australia by the Taliban....

What really is a holy war?

 

[Stucey]

No, I doubt they even know how to find us!!

Nah, it just means that all their Muslim followers will fight to the death. I don' tknow if there are Muslims in Australia who will try to start killing people, but they would be a little outnumbered. I think it is just a idle threat. But still...... Australian securities should be stepped up even more!!

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by hawkfan5


Yeh does this mean there will be attacks on Australia by the Taliban....

What really is a holy war?

A holy way means that the taliban who are muslum, say that we are fighting against them because of their race.. in otherwords its an attack on their religion ... this .. under their religion gives them the right to call a holy war ... they have called on on america too and all it allies
just like all the muslim people are suppose to, under their religion, fight for muslims

 

[hawkfan5]

Originally posted by TheMase


A holy way means that the taliban who are muslum, say that we are fighting against them because of their race.. in otherwords its an attack on their religion ... this .. under their religion gives them the right to call a holy war ... they have called on on america too and all it allies
just like all the muslim people are suppose to, under their religion, fight for muslims

I am sure I heard you say that on MSN 10 mins ago, lol

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by hawkfan5


I am sure I heard you say that on MSN 10 mins ago, lol

I know lol
word for word

I thought I would share it with the rest of the bigfooty community

 

[hawkfan5]

Originally posted by TheMase


I know lol
word for word

I thought I would share it with the rest of the bigfooty community

Good work mate, lol.

 

[Garth]

Man all these holy wars are a bit like the boy who cried wolf. The fisrt time people are concerned and then after a while when nothing much happens people don't care anymore.

That was my reaction when I heard it. I just laughed and went "Yeah right, blow it out yer arse."

Although I did get a mental image of a horde of beardy guys in leaky boats trying to land on our northern shores...
Oh, wait...
Its already begun

Garth

 

[powerboi]

Australia Declares Market In Taliban

SYDNEY : Australia has responded to yesterday's announcement by Afghanistan's ruling Taliban regime declaring a jihad, or holy war, on the Australian people.

Network executives from free-to-air Channel Ten launched the first salvo with this morning's announcement that the four Afghanistan TV stations will immediately begin screening eight episodes of Neighbours a day.

"We wanted to do our bit for the war effort," enthused Ten spokeswoman Sandra Sully. "Today they screened Neighbours episode #1. It won't be long before they are addicted to quality Australian programming, and start embracing our culture and lifestyle."

"Yep, we sure learnt a lot from our old pals, the Americans. But wait for the real payload," added Defence Minister Peter Reith. "It won't be long before we start seeing the Jason and Kylie effect."

The groundwork behind this initiative was laid when the Australian Bureau of Statistics released a paper last week indicating that no-one who's ever hummed the Neighbours theme song has ever attacked Australia.

Channel Seven are expected to announce their Summer Bay Infiltration Campaign tonight. The government-owned ABC has stated that their "SeaChange" series is far too harmful to innocent civilians and livestock and will only be deployed in the event of dire national emergency.

-- pb --

 

[GoEagles]

Originally posted by powerboi
Australia Declares Market In Taliban

SYDNEY : Australia has responded to yesterday's announcement by Afghanistan's ruling Taliban regime declaring a jihad, or holy war, on the Australian people.

Network executives from free-to-air Channel Ten launched the first salvo with this morning's announcement that the four Afghanistan TV stations will immediately begin screening eight episodes of Neighbours a day.

"We wanted to do our bit for the war effort," enthused Ten spokeswoman Sandra Sully. "Today they screened Neighbours episode #1. It won't be long before they are addicted to quality Australian programming, and start embracing our culture and lifestyle."

"Yep, we sure learnt a lot from our old pals, the Americans. But wait for the real payload," added Defence Minister Peter Reith. "It won't be long before we start seeing the Jason and Kylie effect."

The groundwork behind this initiative was laid when the Australian Bureau of Statistics released a paper last week indicating that no-one who's ever hummed the Neighbours theme song has ever attacked Australia.

Channel Seven are expected to announce their Summer Bay Infiltration Campaign tonight. The government-owned ABC has stated that their "SeaChange" series is far too harmful to innocent civilians and livestock and will only be deployed in the event of dire national emergency.

-- pb --

LOL, all those shocking 80s hairdo's would scare anyone away from attacking us!

 

[Richmondfan#1]

I think this calls for "I love you all!" moment. Yep it does.

I LOVE YOU ALL