Social Science How can I be popular (Serious Advice Needed)

[Piss Poor]

I need help GD, I want to be popular but not sure how I can go about it. I want people to say my name as a mark of respect, I want people to bow down before me, I want to be cooler then ice from the snowy mountains. I want to be entertaining like a high definition 3D television. I want to agile like a jelly bean, I want to be flexible like a yoga instructor. I want to Fly like a 747 jumbo jet. Help me, Help me, Help me.

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

Blow all the popular blokes.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Popular with women be a complete campaigner/bitch.
Be popular with blokes ....depends if your a woman become a **** if your a bloke go deck the campaigner that's popular with all the women.

 

[Gibbsy]

I know a few agile jelly beans so PM me.

 

[Waynesworld]

Become a drug supplier.

Or open a brothel.

Or combine the two.

Then you become popular.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

And stop telling your friends the passwords to your online accounts.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Be a drug dealer, but be one of those nice drug dealers. "Hey guys, wassup, wanna buy some crack?"

Or start a thread stating your intentions to retire from BF.

 

[WCErevival]

Post on bigfooty.

 

[17beams]

If you don't know him by now David Brent is quite popular around the office. Maybe speak to him?

 

[HappyChappy35]

Don't poo in plastic bottles.

 

[Hand]

Just be yourself.

You were programmed to be you.

If people don't respect you for who you really are (provided you aren't a prick) then fuark them.

 

[Messenger]

Sounds like you want to be a BigFooty Moderator.....

 

[Gasometer]

Change avatar name to 'Piss Good'.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Sounds like you want to be a BigFooty Moderator.....

Being a Limbo Club moderator would be where it's at. Access to the old threads AND the Deep Web version of the fap thread? Incalculable in value!!!!!! Poor old Syd couldn't cope with the duet of pleasures, but many of us plebs and shlubs and proles could

 

[Messenger]

Being a Limbo Club moderator would be where it's at. Access to the old threads AND the Deep Web version of the fap thread? Incalculable in value!!!!!! Poor old Syd couldn't cope with the duet of pleasures, but many of us plebs and shlubs and proles could

I've heard tell of the secret garden of TLS but how can that compare to moderating threads about pooing in a bottle or asking males that hang around an internet site about getting the woman of their desire?

 

[TheStinger]

Popularity is highly over-rated.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

I've heard tell of the secret garden of TLS but how can that compare to moderating threads about pooing in a bottle or asking males that hang around an internet site about getting the woman of their desire?

Because Limbo Clubbers DO IT BETTER. In Limbo as in Life the objective is 'how low can you go?' Pooing in a bottle is a mere dizzying high...

 

[wce4premiership]

Wear sunglasses at night.

 

[Cruyff14]

Poor thread to name ratio is strong.

 

[Messenger]

Because Limbo Clubbers DO IT BETTER. In Limbo as in Life the objective is 'how low can you go?' Pooing in a bottle is a mere dizzying high...

Clearly there are things left to aspire to in life.

 

[Poetic Justice]

Be like a G6.


Whatever one of those is.

 

[TheStinger]

Wear sunglasses at night.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Clearly there are things left to aspire to in life.

Always. in Buddhism the Wheel of Transmigration only stops once you've learned everything there is to know. Could take thousands of years and thousands of lives. Birth. Death. Rebirth. Even the untoward shit is something to be learned and remembered.

 

[Plugger35]

This video should help you with your popular goals in 2013.

 

[Waynesworld]

Get one of your friends to start a rumour that you have an 11 inch penis.

Worked for me.

(Although I actually do have an 11 inch penis).