How Good could Clarke Be?

[lenny&carl]

So we've recruited the greatest player in the history of the world? Good stuff.

 

[Hadders]

Hey, hey, ease up there.

I mean, saying that God would struggle to get a kick with Clarke on the field is one thing, but better than Van Berlo.

Let's just say Clarke = Van Berlo in terms of omnipotent, omnipresent brilliance.

Yeah, I got a little caught up in all the emotion there.

Until he plays his first game Clarke = Van Berlo but after that.....

 

[JuddyisGod]

This is a definate to add to the bookmarks and re-visit in a year or two.

 

[Hadders]

This is a definate to add to the bookmarks and re-visit in a year or two.

Why bother revisiting in a year or two? You may as well just change your nick now.

 

[FIGJAM]

Is he fat?

If by "fat, you mean "phat" then yes, he is the dopest player you'll ever see biatch!!

 

[FIGJAM]

It's been three hours since my last post, and it's safe to say he's improved out of sight in that period.

He is clearly in front of Van Berlo now, plus he's not an Adelaide dwelling **** with peroxide on his head. And he'd out drink him by about 10 to 1!

 

[Jabso]

Is he fat?

He is everything.

 

[Hard Yakka]

He can already kick goals from 55 out!

And that's when he's snapping over his left shoulder from the boundary...

 

[Murray]

I reckon he could be as good or better then Judd!

Your Thoughts?

When have you seen him play?

 

[Murray]

my sources inside the club say he will easily be better than judd. they also tell me he is quicker than davey around the ground, tougher than pickett and stronger in the marking contests than the bigger players like j.brown and barry hall. they have also alluded to him being handed the captaincy in 2008. they are also very happy with the odds they are currently getting for him through private bookmakers for the brownlow next year.

I bet that was Mick

 

[Hard Yakka]

Rumour is that Mick has asked Bucks to hold on to the captaincy for one more year. Wants to give Clarke a year to settle in before taking on the role.

 

[WakeUpPies]

not fat, sure is butt ugly though

 

[RustyG]

It's good to see that people aren't building him up or expecting to much from Clarke,like we have done with other players in the past.

 

[Bay Pie]

I was starting to get pretty pumped there for a while and then the dribble started.

Be honest, does the kid have potential and when will he be playing for us or Willi??

 

[FIGJAM]

When have you seen him play?

That is an irrelevant prerequisite to describing the wonders that Martin Clarke brings to the football field.

We all know his wizardry at a fundamental level of transcendence. In a way, we've always known it!

He is a genius.

E=mc2.
Excitement = Martin Clarke to the power of himself!

Testify!!!!!!

 

[magpies42]

Mick Morpheus thinks he is the one

 

[FadeAway]

Mick Morpheus thinks he is the one

HAHAHA! This is by fare the best post i have read in a long long time.....i wanna see what this kid can do in willy first!!! i have a bad feeling...we will be another nick hyder.....remember him???? was suppose to be the greatest player in years.....turned out to be the biggest **** to wear the black and white!!!

 

[bren_gc]

I bet that was Mick

Actually its balmey. I supply him 10kg of deep fried chocolate a day for insider info.

 

[Hadders]

E=mc2.
Excitement = Martin Clarke to the power of himself!

Testify!!!!!!

Martin Clarke was the only survivor of the Irish submarine with flywire doors.

 

[Jeremias]

He is and will be crap.















































Oh how sweet this s going to be-getting you back for years of abuse regarding the O'hAilpins

 

[Vinnie Vegas]

Hey, Carlton can't bag the Irish Ubermensch...

Everyone knows that the "MC" in "MC Labour Park" stands for "Martin Clarke".

Now step off "MC" Hammer's space and check yourself before you wreck yourself.

 

[Vinnie Vegas]

Little known fact:

Martin Clarke is also known as "MC" Escher, and the famous staircase image is a shot of Martin Clarke's actual house, which he built with his own two hands out of driftwood and bubblegum.

It is now Ireland's oldest standing castle.

 

[Vinnie Vegas]

The "DMC" in "Run DMC" stands for "Don Martin Clarke", a throwback to his days as the organised crime boss of Chicago, when he used Al Capone as his puppet.

 

[bren_gc]

And to think this kid is still in his teens. Imagine what he is capable of... all I can say is goodbye to all the cancer, aids, terrorism and poverty in the world.

 

[FIGJAM]

Oh how sweet this s going to be-getting you back for years of abuse regarding the O'hAilpins

I'm not sure you understand; Martin Clarke plays "football"!

Being a Calrton supporter, you wouldn't have seen a game of football since the Preliminary Final in 1999. I'll explain it for you and type slowly so you get it;

Hurling is glorified hockey. If we thought hockey was a good recruiting ground, then I would have personally drafted that hot blonde chick from the Panadol ad.

Unfortunately for her (and our team photo), "football" actually requires footskills and balls, both of which Sultana O'hElpme will never posess.