How long before you can fart?

[Pornstar]

How long do you think you should be dating your partner before you can feel comfortable firing off a decent meaty guff in front of them? For me i think i had been going out with mrs pornstar for about 4 weeks before i thought, stuff it i'm just going to let rip here and see what happens.

 

[Stealth bomber]

Me: about a week
Her: about a year

I imagine that gap is typical.

Now, we give each other ratings, on a scale of 1 to 10. One of our sick methods of nightly entertainment.

 

[sabre_ac]

Merobally 4 weeks sounds about right
Her:Never

 

[FreoDocker]

Why not try the Lateshow (dgen) style Dutch Oven straight away???

 

[Stegelator]

Originally posted by Pornstar
How long do you think you should be dating your partner before you can feel comfortable firing off a decent meaty guff in front of them? For me i think i had been going out with mrs pornstar for about 4 weeks before i thought, stuff it i'm just going to let rip here and see what happens.

ahahahahahahha

 

[Damp Squarie]

Porny.....What a smelly topic

 

[Slax]

Topic stinks but then again it's designed to.

Me: 6 weeks, if she is a reasonable beer drinker the 3rd date
Her: I couldn't care less. But to her probably once you're engaged or living together

 

[cornuto]

FARTS

I rememeber when i was 1st with Mrs Corny, i kept stopping myself from letting rip. Im not one mormally to do so. But i made the effrot. Then at a mates house, she was sitting on the couch, so i went an sat on her lap, and as i stretched my leg, the most thunderous smeeliest vile fart poppped out as i sat on her... Umm that was a week into it....Very bad..she could do nothing but laugh.....
Now she rips em out as bad as me

 

[daicos4ever]

This has got to be the best topic for a long time

As for the question.... I might give it a couple more weeks.....

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by daicos4ever
This has got to be the best topic for a long time

As for the question.... I might give it a couple more weeks.....

Good idea

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by mandy5


Good idea

I'll take your advice......

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by daicos4ever


I'll take your advice......

Well it would be in your best interest.

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by mandy5


Well it would be in your best interest.

Better make that a few months.....

 

[cornuto]

FART

Fart to your hearts content. LET THEM RIP

 

[daicos4ever]

Re: FART

Originally posted by cornuto
Fart to your hearts content. LET THEM RIP

I'm advised not to

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by daicos4ever


Better make that a few months.....

Nah, I´m sure she´s not THAT prissy.

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by mandy5


Nah, I´m sure she´s not THAT prissy.

Are you sure she's not? I don't want to go wrong here.....

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by daicos4ever


Are you sure she's not? I don't want to go wrong here.....

positive

 

[daicos4ever]

Good

 

[Rohan_]

Cmon you two, kept it under the covers like the Dutch ovens do.
This is such a classy and quality thread.

 

[Marty Monster]

D4E and Mandy, a tip, get a chat program... oh and a life

 

[Rohan_]

Originally posted by Marty Monster
D4E and Mandy, a tip, get a chat program... oh and a life

Top call Marty.

 

[you_idiot]

Re: FART

Originally posted by cornuto
Fart to your hearts content. LET THEM RIP

Three more words... PULL MY FINGER

To answer the question, I think six weeks should be a good waiting period before your comfortable breaking wind, cutting the cheese, blowing a Bronx cheer, or whatever, in front of your significant other.

Heck, it's nothing more than an afterthought to my wife anymore. She knows I do it, and she doesn't care.

Cheers,
William

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by Marty Monster
D4E and Mandy, a tip, get a chat program... oh and a life

Bitter and ..................

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by Rohan_


Top call Marty.

........twisted!