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Cockburn lost to the only club we have beaten missing 1 single B22 player
There's 43-47 players in your main squad.

Even if there were 20 injuries, there's 23-27 players left.

Again, you didn't complain about the dockers injuries in 2016 when we were 0-10.

Point is.... Eagles will get some players back late in the season
 
There's 43-47 players in your main squad.

Even if there were 20 injuries, there's 23-27 players left.

Again, you didn't complain about the dockers injuries in 2016 when we were 0-10.

Point is.... Eagles will get some players back late in the season
Cockburn didn't really have injuries in 2016
 

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Good morning Geoff Purple Suit MadMundy Freomaniac Demons09 King Huskii holy diver Madas

Special mention Mesc who is still in hiding. The fairest of the fair weather fans

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Dickhead is on fire this morning
All guns blazing

Amazing how excited he gets when the 2nd youngest team in the comp goes down in an honourable loss to an umpire assisted , stacked VFL team who were 2-3 years older .

Losing to the Aints today ( worst team in history according to him ) should bring ng the Flogger back down to earth though
 
Dickhead is on fire this morning
All guns blazing

Amazing how excited he gets when the 2nd youngest team in the comp goes down in an honourable loss to an umpire assisted , stacked VFL team who were 2-3 years older .

Losing to the Aints today ( worst team in history according to him ) should bring ng the Flogger back down to earth though
Why is Cockburn "2nd youngest team" 8 years into a rebuild

umpire assisted = Cockburn. Going into this round below
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Bulldogs missed out on at least 3 HTB non calls in front of goals

Saints is not the worst team. They are the most unsuccessful followed in 2nd closely by Cockburn

Not even in the 8 with top 4 promised. Losing to the Bulldogs twice in 2023

Rory Lobb made the right call and how good was that goal
 
Dickhead is on fire this morning
All guns blazing

Amazing how excited he gets when the 2nd youngest team in the comp goes down in an honourable loss to an umpire assisted , stacked VFL team who were 2-3 years older .

Losing to the Aints today ( worst team in history according to him ) should bring ng the Flogger back down to earth though
Where do you get 2nd youngest team in the comp from out of interest? It seems to be your comfort blanky every time you guys get rolled and you realise you’re going nowhere.

Youve got the 6th youngest list according to the AFL website.

 

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The point is your team can't function even if those 19 players weren't injured.
I remember the last time we had a healthy list we rolled GWS and were looking like rolling you too until the effect of having 17 fit players to work with caught up with us.
 
Why is Cockburn "2nd youngest team" 8 years into a rebuild

umpire assisted = Cockburn. Going into this round below
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Bulldogs missed out on at least 3 HTB non calls in front of goals

Saints is not the worst team. They are the most unsuccessful followed in 2nd closely by Cockburn

Not even in the 8 with top 4 promised. Losing to the Bulldogs twice in 2023

Rory Lobb made the right call and how good was that goal

Where do you get 2nd youngest team in the comp from out of interest? It seems to be your comfort blanky every time you guys get rolled and you realise you’re going nowhere.

Youve got the 6th youngest list according to the AFL website.

Loss to the worst club in history ay , ouch ?!
So what stage of the rebuild are you bellends at ?
And you are just pulling numbers out of your ass again , 16th for most young players. We were 17th a few weeks ago .
Remember your coach using this as an excuse a few weeks ago
 
Loss to the worst club in history ay , ouch ?!
So what stage of the rebuild are you bellends at ?
And you are just pulling numbers out of your ass again , 16th for most young players. We were 17th a few weeks ago .
Remember your coach using this as an excuse a few weeks ago
Pulling numbers out of our ass, oh dear. I posted the article showing you have the 6th youngest list in the comp ya numpty.

Where are you getting your numbers from?

Also, lol

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Loss to the worst club in history ay , ouch ?!
So what stage of the rebuild are you bellends at ?
And you are just pulling numbers out of your ass again , 16th for most young players. We were 17th a few weeks ago .
Remember your coach using this as an excuse a few weeks ago
You mean the most unsuccessful club in the comp

Cockburn is running 2nd in that record

We scored more than Cockburn against them and lost by less so how is Cockburn's 8 year rebuild doing at full strength with top 4 promised?
 
Interesting reading the usual melts on the Cockburn board

Midfielders are short people

Still no forward line

Coach with no plan b

Never change Cockburn 🤣
 

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Hating on hobbits again? Eagles are on the rise. Soon the boos will return.

Also, good to see that their new recruits, O. Cone and W. Hat put on a good performance against the Saints.
 
Atleast we’ve still got Dan’s megathread masterpiece to discuss the footy with our Failmantle brethren after @mesc’s thread descended into a purple mashfest :$

I did notice West Coast played with the 2nd youngest team on the weekend, with 11 kids with under 50 games under their belt (a big stat according to Cockburn fans) and did a better job against the Saints than they did - all while having 20 guys unavailable for selection.

Shouldn’t be long until we wizz past them as they sit somewhere in the middle of the table and then march onto #5.



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Atleast we’ve still got Dan’s megathread masterpiece to discuss the footy with our Failmantle brethren after @mesc’s thread descended into a purple mashfest :$

I did notice West Coast played with the 2nd youngest team on the weekend, with 11 kids with under 50 games under their belt (a big stat according to Cockburn fans) and did a better job against the Saints than they did - all while having 20 guys unavailable for selection.

Shouldn’t be long until we wizz past them as they sit somewhere in the middle of the table and then march onto #5.



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So after all this banging on about myself and freo supporters mashing and yet the West coast supporters are the ones mashing and that's why the thread was closed.

Well we'll if it ain't queen Masher bh90210fan and DanWA

And if you think I mash then go ask dinsdale and the facts are I have never.

This could get uncomfortable for Dan and Bev
 

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