Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[MadMundy]

I hear ya

If you're going to make a point, using something from 5 years ago isn't the right method.

 

[bh90210fan]

If you're going to make a point, using something from 5 years ago isn't the right method.

Things haven’t changed, the only people to dump the club quicker than their players down at Cockburn is their fans at halftime

 

[bh90210fan]

Semantics aside

Take a swipe at us all you like but Leave the kid alone

 

[bh90210fan]

Bottom 5 finish, players walking out again as usual, Brockman and Jake Waterman

2

Jake Waterman

Age

27

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

5.2

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

2star

K

7.8

3star

HB

2.0

1star

M

5.8

5star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.5

5star

D

12.2

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.6

4star

M

4.6

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.8

4star

telling them to piss off, no draft picks to work with

This 30 year rebuild has no end in sight

 

[MadMundy]

Bottom 5 finish, players walking out again as usual, Brockman and Jake Waterman telling them to piss off, no draft picks to work with

This 30 year rebuild has no end in sight

We did not go after Waterman, don't lie.

 

[bh90210fan]

We did not go after Waterman, don't lie.

Your coach and his assistant are big fans apparently

 

[Madas]

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That’s better

 

[bh90210fan]

Fair to say a few more feathers fell off the cap this year yet again as Tinker further solidified Failmantle’s feeder club status

https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjG1uSxs4OCAxUSwTgGHWqGAIYQFnoECAkQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fthemongrelpunt.com%2Fafl-drafts-and-trades%2F2023%2F10%2F19%2Fthe-2023-mongrel-trade-grades%2F&usg=AOvVaw3BlPiGkodS1Xuvh3Pg1eHb&opi=89978449

FREMANTLE
IN – NOBODY
OUT – JOEL HAMLING

29

Joel Hamling

Age

32

Ht

194cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

6.2

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

11.8

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

5.8

5star

T

1.0

3star

, LIAM HENRY, LACHIE SCHULTZ
DRAFT PICKS – 34, 46, 60, 64, 85
GRADE – F+
The Dockers needed a year of stability. Instead, they lost two important pieces and also a bloke who’s barely played in three years.
Henry was flagged a long way out, but the Schultz request hurt. He is a ripping little player.
The focus now goes on ensuring Sean Darcy

4

Sean Darcy

Age

27

Ht

203cm

Wt

111kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.1

3star

K

3.4

1star

HB

6.6

4star

CL

2.4

4star

HO

28.8

5star

D

6.8

1star

K

2.0

1star

HB

4.8

3star

CL

1.8

4star

HO

20.3

5star

D

11.4

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

6.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

HO

32.0

5star

is re-signed. They need this to happen

 

[MadMundy]

Your coach and his assistant are big fans apparently

Being a fan of a player and enquiring about him are too different scenarios.

 

[bh90210fan]

Being a fan of a player and enquiring about him are too different scenarios.

No they’re not

 

[Geoff]

Fair to say a few more feathers fell off the cap this year yet again as Tinker further solidified Failmantle’s feeder club status

https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjG1uSxs4OCAxUSwTgGHWqGAIYQFnoECAkQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fthemongrelpunt.com%2Fafl-drafts-and-trades%2F2023%2F10%2F19%2Fthe-2023-mongrel-trade-grades%2F&usg=AOvVaw3BlPiGkodS1Xuvh3Pg1eHb&opi=89978449

FREMANTLE
IN – NOBODY
OUT – JOEL HAMLING

29

Joel Hamling

Age

32

Ht

194cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

6.2

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

11.8

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

5.8

5star

T

1.0

3star

, LIAM HENRY, LACHIE SCHULTZ
DRAFT PICKS – 34, 46, 60, 64, 85
GRADE – F+
The Dockers needed a year of stability. Instead, they lost two important pieces and also a bloke who’s barely played in three years.
Henry was flagged a long way out, but the Schultz request hurt. He is a ripping little player.
The focus now goes on ensuring Sean Darcy

4

Sean Darcy

Age

27

Ht

203cm

Wt

111kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.1

3star

K

3.4

1star

HB

6.6

4star

CL

2.4

4star

HO

28.8

5star

D

6.8

1star

K

2.0

1star

HB

4.8

3star

CL

1.8

4star

HO

20.3

5star

D

11.4

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

6.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

HO

32.0

5star

is re-signed. They need this to happen


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Beverley,

Your trying, I’ll give you that. Dan level, noop. There needs to be a huge improvement in your wammieism’s in the off season.


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[bh90210fan]

Beverley,

Your trying, I’ll give you that. Dan level, noop. There needs to be a huge improvement in your wammieism’s in the off season.


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You’ve had as many wammieisms as your club has flags Geoffrey

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Things haven’t changed, the only people to dump the club quicker than their players down at Cockburn is their fans at halftime

This is actually hilarious. I live and work in WA. If I had a dollar for every time I heard ‘I haven’t really been following the footy this season’ over the past two years from people who couldn’t find enough blue and gold to cover themselves in back 2018, I’d probably have enough money to retire.

 

[bh90210fan]

Word is they’ll be investigating the exodus by fans at halftime during Failmantle home games in next week’s edition

 

[King Huskii]

Word is they’ll be investigating the exodus by fans at halftime during Failmantle home games in next week’s edition

Freo gain draft picks for them while WC can't even give away Jack Darling lol

 

[bh90210fan]

Freo gain draft picks for them while WC can't even give away Jack Darling lol

Enjoy those junk picks next year, I’m sure the kids you get for them will come good by 2027 before they ditch Cockburn too lol.

 

[King Huskii]

Enjoy those junk picks next year, I’m sure the kids you get for them will come good by 2027 before they ditch Cockburn too lol.

First round junk picks cool story bro

 

[bh90210fan]

First round junk picks cool story bro

A pick in the 20’s for Shultz in next year’s draft ain’t helping much Masher. Getting ripped off for Henry isn’t ending the 30 year build anytime soon either.

 

[King Huskii]

A pick in the 20’s for Shultz in next year’s draft ain’t helping much Masher. Getting ripped off for Henry isn’t ending the 30 year build anytime soon either.

So Collingwood are 100% winning the grand final? One of our 3 first round picks yes 3 due to smart trading with Port will end up getting MacDonald with a future pick. The others might get us Curtin this year.

Happy days

While your only first will net you a guy who doesn't want to play for West Coast but has been told by management to pretend he does.

 

[bh90210fan]

So Collingwood are 100% winning the grand final? One of our 3 first round picks yes 3 due to smart trading with Port will end up getting MacDonald with a future pick. The others might get us Curtin this year.

Happy days

While your only first will net you a guy who doesn't want to play for West Coast but has been told by management to pretend he does.

Another heavily compromised draft again next year, so if Collingwood and Port finish anywhere near the top you’re looking at a couple of average picks which won’t net you much besides a couple of ordinary role players who might cement a spot in your b22 in another 3 years from now. Tell me, is this build ever going to end?

McDonald won’t want to go to Failmantle, noone wants to play for you. You couldn’t even trade anyone in this year and you keep losing b22 players hand over fist and you blew your cap on a spare ruck. Noone’s giving you a top pick in this year’s draft for what you’ve got next year to grab Curtin unless you give up everything you’ve got ya donkey. I don’t think you know how this works, you’re as far off the mark with trading as you are with your training reports.

 

[King Huskii]

Another heavily compromised draft again next year, so if Collingwood and Port finish anywhere near the top you’re looking at a couple of average picks which won’t net you much besides a couple of ordinary role players who might cement a spot in your b22 in another 3 years from now. Tell me, is this build ever going to end?

McDonald won’t want to go to Failmantle, noone wants to play for you. You couldn’t even trade anyone in this year and you keep losing b22 players hand over fist and you blew your cap on a spare ruck. Noone’s giving you a top pick in this year’s draft for what you’ve got next year to grab Curtin unless you give up everything you’ve got ya donkey. I don’t think you know how this works, you’re as far off the mark with trading as you are with your training reports.

Dan's pet is quite fiery today. Must suck that Reid wanted west coast to avoid the spoon.

 

[bh90210fan]

Dan's pet is quite fiery today. Must suck that Reid wanted west coast to avoid the spoon.

Quite worried about the Reid effect aren’t you.

 

[Mesc]

Quite worried about the Reid effect aren’t you.

Just enjoy the spoon Dickhead.

Pfft.

 

[King Huskii]

Quite worried about the Reid effect aren’t you.

Not as much as your recruitment staff who desperately want Reid but know Reid desperately wants to stay in Melbourne.

Funny huh

 

[bh90210fan]

Not as much as your recruitment staff who desperately want Reid but know Reid desperately wants to stay in Melbourne.

Funny huh

Yeah don’t think we’re too worried Masher

I’d be buckling up for Harleymania heading our way for a long time if I were you