Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[DanWA]

Dockers stand by bold strategic plan as finals hopes fade

Fremantle chief executive Simon Garlick has made no apologies for the Dockers’ ambitious strategic plan - which they’re set to fail to meet after a disappointing 2023 campaign.

thewest.com.au

Fremantle chief executive Simon Garlick

Simon Garlick

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3.4

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has made no apologies for the Dockers’ ambitious strategic plan - which they’re set to fail to meet after a disappointing 2023 campaign.

Under the plan, the Dockers were aiming for a premiership and at least three top-four finishes by the end of 2025 – a marker they are almost certain to miss.

Just normal Cockburn things

ALLcock and Garlick the gifts that keep on giving for Cockburn

Not as good as Peter Bellend and Longmanure though

 

[JoseMourinho]

Allcock indeed.

 

[DanWA]

Allcock indeed.

You almost had Gooch instead of Garlick. That would have been a good duo

But Gil sent his mate Garlick to Cockburn along with the last 3 years of umpire advantage

 

[bh90210fan]

From the promises of top 4 finishes, finals and flags from their CEO - to the never to be forgotten #flagmantle movement of rounds 3 - 8 in 2022 - to the best preseason of all time according to expert training reporter King Huskii , it seems reality has finally set in for Cockburn with 7 rounds to go this year that they are still shit and are run by people who just have nfi. The rebuild, now into it’s 8th year doesn’t look like ending anytime soon.

Failmantle’s vice captain and the league’s most overrated player little Andy has come out and said forget finals, they just want to be consistent. Whatever that means.

https://thewest.com.au/fnals-appearance-wont-determine-fremantle-dockers-season-as-pass-or-fail-says-andrew-brayshaw-c-11256151

 

[JoseMourinho]

Well, consistent means that we don't go from beating Geelong and Melbin to losing to Bitchmond and Carltank at home. I thought West Coast Supporters went to top, private schools or something.

 

[bh90210fan]

Well, consistent means that we don't go from beating Geelong and Melbin to losing to Bitchmond and Carltank at home. I thought West Coast Supporters went to top, private schools or something.

So consistently winning? It’s a very broad term. Little Andy said he’s happy to lose and miss finals as long as they are consistent. I think this season has gotten to him and he’s a bit lost at the moment after coming to terms with still being shit after so long.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Yes, consistently winning.

 

[DanWA]

From the promises of top 4 finishes, finals and flags from their CEO - to the never to be forgotten #flagmantle movement of rounds 3 - 8 in 2022 - to the best preseason of all time according to expert training reporter King Huskii , it seems reality has finally set in for Cockburn with 7 rounds to go this year that they are still s**t and are run by people who just have nfi. The rebuild, now into it’s 8th year doesn’t look like ending anytime soon.

Failmantle’s vice captain and the league’s most overrated player little Andy has come out and said forget finals, they just want to be consistent. Whatever that means.

https://thewest.com.au/fnals-appearance-wont-determine-fremantle-dockers-season-as-pass-or-fail-says-andrew-brayshaw-c-11256151

Hear that Freomaniac Little Andy said not making the finals is OK

Madas has also stated that this is a 2nd rebuild in 8 years

 

[bh90210fan]

Madas has also stated that this is a 2nd rebuild in 8 years

oh dear. No wonder she has gone into hiding

 

[Madas]

It's not bullshit

There is a thread on the main board about it even

Even Bev has linked it before

You Cockburners have such little clue about footy and umpiring you think it's bullshit because it suits your hard done by agenda you try to push

I’ve watched the Dockers regularly and Margetts hated us

He genuinely told me in person at an umpiring clinic years ago that he is an Eagles supporter and doesn’t like the Dockers

 

[Madas]

Because your joke club is a stain on W.A

Only stain is on the back of your shorts pal

 

[Madas]

oh dear. No wonder she has gone into hiding

Not sure what you clowns do other than give everyone the sh*ts but some of us work
Never said there was 2 rebuilds so let’s just keep making shit up

What picks do you reckon you’re gonna get for Gaff ?

 

[DanWA]

Not sure what you clowns do other than give everyone the sh*ts but some of us work
Never said there was 2 rebuilds so let’s just keep making s**t up

What picks do you reckon you’re gonna get for Gaff ?

On the main board you said the rebuild only started with Longmanure

But there was already a rebuild that commenced in 2016

So is it 2 rebuilds or is it a 8 year rebuild?

 

[DanWA]

I’ve watched the Dockers regularly and Margetts hated us

He genuinely told me in person at an umpiring clinic years ago that he is an Eagles supporter and doesn’t like the Dockers

Very interesting considering the advantage he gave Cockburn in home games

 

[King Huskii]

Very interesting considering the advantage he gave Cockburn in home games

Sucked in

 

[Geoff]

I’ve come to the bay to announce the following:

Nicola I’m here for you, it’s moments like this you will need a friend and I’m that person. I am not in it for the money honest. I previously had an eye for Gina but she glammed up too much. I’ve got the shoulder you need. Twiggy doesn’t know what he’s lost. Nicola PM me and we can catch up, I know you read the bay. [emoji171][emoji171][emoji171]


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[JoseMourinho]

Margetts was just really bad at his job. Some of the pearlers he picked out against both teams were just mindboggling.

But Wambat, you keep perpetrating that he kept favouring Fremantle. The games that he umpired were all in WA which Fremantle had a slight positive free kick differential. There is no stat on who called the free kick either so it could have easily been the other 2 and he was the main one calling it against Fremantle.

I don't think Margetts intentionally called against Freo but some of his calls in the game in general were horrendous.

 

[bh90210fan]

I see Longmanure is copping it on the Failmantle board but I gotta give the guy a bit of slack, even with the healthiest list in the comp this season he hasn’t had much to work with.

The worst Forwardline in the comp and the most vanilla midfield going around isn’t going to win you many games.

**** knows what Masher was thinking predicting top 4 certainties with these scraps. Nfi that kid.

This rebuild might be one for the record books.

 

[Off Tap]

I see Longmanure is copping it on the Failmantle board but I gotta give the guy a bit of slack, even with the healthiest list in the comp this season he hasn’t had much to work with.

The worst Forwardline in the comp and the most vanilla midfield going around isn’t going to win you many games.

* knows what Masher was thinking predicting top 4 certainties with these scraps. Nfi that kid.

This rebuild might be one for the record books.

Which numpty is Masher?

Could be a few of them

 

[bh90210fan]

Which numpty is Masher?

Could be a few of them

I know what you mean, Cockburn posters are renowned for mashing but expert training reporter and Failmantle performance predictor King Huskii is the biggest one of the lot.

 

[Off Tap]

I know what you mean, Cockburn posters are renowned for mashing but expert training reporter and Failmantle performance predictor King Huskii is the biggest one of the lot.

The 1st name that came to mind, but you can't be too sure.

 

[DanWA]

Margetts was just really bad at his job. Some of the pearlers he picked out against both teams were just mindboggling.

But Wambat, you keep perpetrating that he kept favouring Fremantle. The games that he umpired were all in WA which Fremantle had a slight positive free kick differential. There is no stat on who called the free kick either so it could have easily been the other 2 and he was the main one calling it against Fremantle.

I don't think Margetts intentionally called against Freo but some of his calls in the game in general were horrendous.

I'm not wambat stop stinking threads up with that crap

Shocking umpire

The stats aren't broken down, just show Cockburn having a winning advantage in home games when he was umpiring for them

Whereas our advantage was when he umpired our away games

Definitely some mind boggling calls his entire career no matter who was playing

 

[DanWA]

I see Longmanure is copping it on the Failmantle board but I gotta give the guy a bit of slack, even with the healthiest list in the comp this season he hasn’t had much to work with.

The worst Forwardline in the comp and the most vanilla midfield going around isn’t going to win you many games.

* knows what Masher was thinking predicting top 4 certainties with these scraps. Nfi that kid.

This rebuild might be one for the record books.

Cockburn fans have the injury card out now somehow

How good is the Cockburn board at the moment!

Mesc in hiding from there also. Madas has lost the plot so much he thinks they are 4 years into another rebuild

 

[bh90210fan]

Cockburn fans have the injury card out now somehow

How good is the Cockburn board at the moment!

Mesc in hiding from there also. Madas has lost the plot so much he thinks they are 4 years into another rebuild

Purple Suit pulled it out when they were missing 2 players so I’m not surprised

 

[DanWA]

Purple Suit pulled it out when they were missing 2 players so I’m not surprised

Another one of the fair weather crew

They were emptying out in the 3rd quarter

By the 4th quarter they were like this bloke