Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[bh90210fan]

Because the ship sunk

You are one fried unit Masher

 

[Trouto]

You are one fried unit Masher

He is trying to be optimistic.

He is hoping so hard that West Coast stay down cos its his only joy in footy. Supporting Freo never got him any joy.

Cool story, right?

 

[bh90210fan]

They just need 30 more players delisted

What’s funny about this is that we have players in our reserves who’d be walk up starters in your b22

 

[bh90210fan]

He is trying to be optimistic.

He is hoping so hard that West Coast stay down cos its his only joy in footy. Supporting Freo never got him any joy.

Cool story, right?

He should cut his losses and come back to supporting the Eagles like many other Dockers fans are at the moment

 

[bh90210fan]

Well we all know good things can’t last forever. And when you’re talking about drafting and list management they don’t get much better than Rohan O’Brien.

‘4 flags’ as he was affectionately known around the traps has more premiership players on his CV than any other pimp in the game.

Although he’ll be hard to replace, Rohan has made sure we’re on the right path before pulling the pin by putting together another quality list which is destined for West Coast’s flag #5.

In a few short years when we do bring it home I’m sure his contribution won’t be lost on us.


Vale Rohan, you magnificent bastard. We’ll always remember.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Well we all know good things can’t last forever. And when you’re talking about drafting and list management they don’t get much better than Rohan O’Brien.

‘4 flags’ as he was affectionately known around the traps has more premiership players on his CV than any other pimp in the game.

Although he’ll be hard to replace, Rohan has made sure we’re on the right path before pulling the pin by putting together another quality list which is destined for West Coast’s flag #5.

In a few short years when we do bring it home I’m sure his contribution won’t be lost on us.


Vale Rohan, you magnificent bastard. We’ll always remember.


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Lol, Elton John knows what's coming. Wise guy. Leave someone else to clean up the shit he left behind.

 

[bh90210fan]

Lol, Elton John knows what's coming. Wise guy. Leave someone else to clean up the s**t he left behind.

C’mon, it’s Rohan mate. Every list with his fingerprints on it is a home run.

What’s scary is that this latest effort looks like the best of the lot.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Literally less than an hour later …



You can’t make this s**t up!!!





NFI kid

Confirmed. Ryan Daniels is Bev

 

[King Huskii]

What’s funny about this is that we have players in our reserves who’d be walk up starters in your b22

The team who came last and lost by 100 points each time and begged for a mercy rule while Peel played in the GF.

NFI This kid

 

[bh90210fan]

The team who came last and lost by 100 points each time and begged for a mercy rule while Peel played in the GF.

NFI This kid

You forget we had an injury list as long as the Nullarbor last year

Spuds like Wagner, Walker and Treacy wouldn’t get a look in our side with a healthy list.

 

[Arr0w]

Cockburn’s decision to blow up their salary cap for a spare ruck looks like it’s even costing them fringe players with Hamling now saying they couldn’t afford to keep him.

Dockers have form in not just losing players, but lowballing them to force them out

Offered Acres a 1 year deal on $180K, thinking they had better options

Massive market unders in regards to Logue

Peter "feather in my cap" Bell has really done a number on his club short-medium term

 

[King Huskii]

You forget we had an injury list as long as the Nullarbor last year

Spuds like Wagner, Walker and Treacy wouldn’t get a look in our side with a healthy list.

Excuses

The excuse supporter base

 

[bh90210fan]

Dockers have form in not just losing players, but lowballing them to force them out

Offered Acres a 1 year deal on $180K, thinking they had better options

Massive market unders in regards to Logue

Peter "feather in my cap" Bell has really done a number on his club short-medium term

Yep. Since the Weller trade and getting one over on Gold Coast - I mean, who hasn’t done that, right? Ol’ feathers has been plucked with basically every trade since.



Players filing out the door every year for little return while blowing their cap and wiping themselves out of multiple drafts for a spare ruck, it’s not hard to see why they’re still languishing near the bottom after rebuilding for 9 years.

Thats why I am sympathetic towards Longmanure. Its nearly impossible for him to do much with Bell torching the place to the ground.

 

[bh90210fan]

Excuses

The excuse supporter base

You guys wouldn’t have won a game with the level of outs we’ve had for 2 years now

 

[Trouto]

Dockers have form in not just losing players, but lowballing them to force them out

Offered Acres a 1 year deal on $180K, thinking they had better options

Massive market unders in regards to Logue

Peter "feather in my cap" Bell has really done a number on his club short-medium term

And now it comes out this is exactly why Joel Hamling told Freo to GAGF after they offered him an "embarrassing" deal

 

[Piggy Smalls]

And now it comes out this is exactly why Joel Hamling told Freo to GAGF after they offered him an "embarrassing" deal

In hindsight maybe we should have given some of our better players shares in Hungry Jacks franchises so there was more money for the fringe players

 

[Trouto]

In hindsight maybe we should have given some of our better players shares in Hungry Jacks franchises so there was more money for the fringe players

see? now you are thinking outside the box!

the Visy cardboard box that is...

 

[bh90210fan]

In hindsight maybe we should have given some of our better players shares in Hungry Jacks franchises so there was more money for the fringe players

AllCock and the Spudking grease a few wheels for you but at the end of the day, playing for Failmantle is always going to be a hard sell.

 

[bh90210fan]

Hill’s new home

Bradley Hill is settling into his newly built northern suburbs residence

www.fremantlefc.com.au

The 24-year-old had high praise for Freo president Dale Alcock and his company, Dale Alcock Homes who built his new abode.

“Dale Alcock Homes have just finished my house and it looks awesome,” Hill said on Saturday night.


How much ya reckon Hill’s coughed up for this one Piggy Smalls ?

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

They probably low balled Hamling so they could offer Onions what he wants.

He is far more important to the team.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

They probably low balled Hamling so they could offer Onions what he wants.

He is far more important to the team.

For a club so called wealthy with Environmentally destroying Gas Money, your club are penny pinchers when
It comes to paying players aka Acres

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

For a club so called wealthy with Environmentally destroying Gas Money, your club are penny pinchers when
It comes to paying players aka Acres

Acres is the only one I regret. Logue was made an offer he couldn't refuse, so that was understandable. The rest I couldn't really care less. Schultz maybe.

It's far more important to the team that we keep Onions.

 

[Trouto]

Hill’s new home

Bradley Hill is settling into his newly built northern suburbs residence

www.fremantlefc.com.au

The 24-year-old had high praise for Freo president Dale Alcock and his company, Dale Alcock Homes who built his new abode.

“Dale Alcock Homes have just finished my house and it looks awesome,” Hill said on Saturday night.


How much ya reckon Hill’s coughed up for this one Piggy Smalls

"Shut up boy"

 

[bh90210fan]

They probably low balled Hamling so they could offer Onions what he wants.

He is far more important to the team.

Is Onions one of your Gold Coast or Norf rejects?

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

"Shut up boy"

Freo give out free houses. Lathlain give out free Hungry Jacks. I suppose when you are young the Hungry Jacks is more appealing. They'll regret it.