Nic said:You're gonna park your car on the beach?
Dammit. Don't twist my words.
You'd have to GET to the beach, somehow. Hence I'm sure there'd be a car around....
I didn't say car + beach at same time. 
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Nic said:You're gonna park your car on the beach?
I didn't say car + beach at same time. 
monarch4 said:Sensual massage with the lights dimmed a little

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Docker_Brat said:Carpark of the pub.

mantis said:Not surprised that's the only way you can get a date, bet it's at closing time as well, when the girls have their beer goggles on.![]()

If that was the case, I wouldn't have turned you down, now would I?mantis said:Not surprised that's the only way you can get a date, bet it's at closing time as well, when the girls have their beer goggles on.![]()
Docker_Brat said:If that was the case, I wouldn't have turned you down, now would I?

that sounds more sexual than romantic really....Nic said:Um, I dunno. Candles, champagne, strawberries, whipped cream maybe ... I'll think of more later.


Yeah. Me.Syd said:Just ONE???![]()
Nic said:Actually pretty much transfer the whole champagne/strawberries/lobster dinner to anywhere and you'd go ok ... how about a hot air balloon?
Milne said:Watching the saints win the grand final while copping a BJ.
Should happen next year I reckon
strange set of mates you have. not that theres anything wrong with thatMilne said:Watching the saints win the grand final while copping a BJ.
Should happen next year I reckon
Milne said:I hope you'd be paying for that. Way cheaper for a guy to get a hooker and plus he doesnt have to listen to you bitch or have to cuddle afterwords
skipper kelly said:strange set of mates you have. not that theres anything wrong with that