Ideal Romantic Setting

[Nic]

I hope you'd be paying for that. Way cheaper for a guy to get a hooker and plus he doesnt have to listen to you bitch or have to cuddle afterwords

Nah, the guy pays, then what's there for the chick to bitch about (for once)?

Besides, I'm so worth it.

 

[god_of_the_universe]

Nah, the guy pays, then what's there for the chick to bitch about (for once)?
Besides, I'm so worth it.

Your lucky there's so many whipped guys out there. Even if the chick paid to get me to get up at 5am to go on a friggen hot air balloon she'd have to knob me off constantly while I watch replays of stkilda winning the grand final.

Oh and btw, you're a bitch.

 

[Nic]

Who said anything about 5am.

... and that would be a bitch who's worth it, sunshine.

 

[goalsneek]

Your lucky there's so many whipped guys out there. Even if the chick paid to get me to get up at 5am to go on a friggen hot air balloon she'd have to knob me off constantly while I watch replays of stkilda winning the grand final.

Oh and btw, you're a bitch.

who said romance was dead lol

 

[Leper]

Watching the saints win the grand final while copping a BJ.
Should happen next year I reckon

Stole my thunder mate. But with Tiges just getting to the finals.

 

[god_of_the_universe]

Who said anything about 5am.
... and that would be a bitch who's worth it, sunshine.

All hot air balloon rides are in the morning. You have to get to the join at like 5am. And oh yeah you're so worth it, all you'll be thinking about up there is wow this view is so nice I can't wait to get home and post about it on bigfooty.

 

[hawkeye23]

pub meal, coupla of pots and then send the missus home with the kids.

You're all class aren't ya skip?

 

[hawkeye23]

In the shower with your cousin.

Don't make my mind go back there. I had almost repressed it...

 

[hawkeye23]

The ideal setting is nothing without the ideal person.

Awwww Mognificent one. Are you becoming all sentimental now?

 

[hawkeye23]

Yeah. Me.

Excuse me?? Did I miss something here? What's going on? Have you changed teams Syd?

 

[Choota]

Get drunk with my mates, pick up some random chick and ******** her doggy style in a nearby park.

Leave immediately after and go polish off a few more beers before chasing another slapper for the same routine.

 

[goalsneek]

Stole my thunder mate. But with Tiges just getting to the finals.

surely that post is better suited to the urban myth thread

 

[Mog]

Awwww Mognificent one. Are you becoming all sentimental now?

More flies with honey sweetheart.

 

[Syd]

More flies with honey sweetheart.

Need I remind you, spectators are not allowed onto the playing area until AFTER the 3rd siren....

 

[hawkeye23]

Ned I remind you, spectators are not allowed onto the playing area until AFTER the 3rd siren....

And they must stay off the roped-off centre bounce area as well!

 

[god_of_the_universe]

More flies with honey sweetheart.

You get more flies with bs than with honey.

 

[Syd]

And they must stay off the roped-off centre bounce area as well!

True, we must maintain this area in pristine conditions for "ball-ups"....

 

[PeteLX]

the first time you meet ... A darkened hotel room, a blindfold, and a kiss at the nape of the neck

Um? Am I missing something here? Sure, sounds real romantic. When do you find out you're being kissed by an OAP?

 

[AngelEyes]

dinner at a romantic place...doesn't matter where beach, restaurant, house, just as long as you are there with someone you are infatuated with.


However roses are nice

 

[adelaide_girl]

Um? Am I missing something here? Sure, sounds real romantic. When do you find out you're being kissed by an OAP?

I guess that situation would have to come down to a trust thing, sounds quite romantic to me.

 

[FuManchu]

I guess that situation would have to come down to a trust thing, sounds quite romantic to me.

Not if its in prison

 

[adelaide_girl]

Not if its in prison

Pretty sure goalie said a darkened hotel room.

 

[PeteLX]

Pretty sure goalie said a darkened hotel room.

You wouldn't know if you were blindfolded...

And it's the first time they meet? And how much would you trust a stranger who wants to kiss you in the dark somewhere neutral? Am I being too paranoid now....?

I get the sentiment, it's just being stretched a bit unrealistically.

 

[jacqui9]

I dunno. One Day cricket International under lights at the MCG with the Aussies kicking some poor excuse of a cricket team is my idea of romantic.

 

[Scrumhalf]

A darkened room , a blindfold, and a kiss at the nape of the neck

I might try that.