If...

[demonfan9]

...Allen Jakovich played 300 games, and maintained his goals per game average at Melbourne of 4.3 (201 goals from 47 games - I didn't include his 7 injury riddled games at Footscray) then he would have finished up with 1290 goals, making him the third greatest goalkicker in the history of VFL/AFL football behind Tony Lockett and Gordon Coventry.

Super will love that one.

Any other "Ifs..." people would like to share?

 

[goal sneak]

... Pigs had wings they could fly (sorry, I had to).

 

[cannons]

If those pigs could fly, Isaac Weetra might be playing good football.

 

[Spirit of 26]

If my aunty had balls she'd be my uncle.

 

[pizzor]

ahhahaha