I'm funushed

[Jisse W Smuth]

Hey guys,
Damian Berret's article about (the other) Jisse today is the final undugnuty, and I thunk I have to pull the pun on my time here. Someone asked wither I'd follow my namesake to another club, but the answer, as Lady Gaga might say to Meatloaf, is sumple:
"wanna swap?....thus weng for those tuts?"

pfft, anyway. She'd also possibly say "I'm his buggest fairn...but I won't do thet".

I love the kengas, and uncreasingly you guys. I've enjoyed occasionally contrubuting to the forum, and I can't rule out creating an alias so I can somehow stay connicted wuth you all.

I've wrutten a small lumeruck that ixpresses my feelings on the whole sorry sutuation.

There once was a young pruck named Jisse
whose enkle was quite a bug miss
he thunks he's the shut
and now that he's kwut
I'm feeling all sad and deprissed


Thenks for undulging me folks, you guys are the bist.

 

[blackshadow]

Touching limerick (or is the lumeruck) there Jisse.

You'll be mussed.

Hey guys,
Damian Berret's article about (the other) Jisse today is the final undugnuty, and I thunk I have to pull the pun on my time here. Someone asked wither I'd follow my namesake to another club, but the answer, as Lady Gaga might say to Meatloaf, is sumple:
"wanna swap?....thus weng for those tuts?"

pfft, anyway. She'd also possibly say "I'm his buggest fairn...but I won't do thet".

I love the kengas, and uncreasingly you guys. I've enjoyed occasionally contrubuting to the forum, and I can't rule out creating an alias so I can somehow stay connicted wuth you all.

I've wrutten a small lumeruck that ixpresses my feelings on the whole sorry sutuation.

There once was a young pruck named Jisse
whose enkle was quite a bug miss
he thunks he's the shut
and now that he's kwut
I'm feeling all sad and deprissed


Thenks for undulging me folks, you guys are the bist.

 

[Flawed Genius]

best limerick ever.

 

[Ry009]

Can I have my copy of FIFA 09 that I lent you last year before you go?

 

[roospur]

GOLD
You will be mussed!!!

 

[telemark]

Oh shut bru. You're beached es?
[youtube]ZdVHZwI8pcA[/youtube]

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

I dont get the relevance of the Kiwi accent

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I dont get the relevance of the Kiwi accent

It's simple. Jisse is from New Zealand.

 

[curseof23]

It's simple. Jisse is from New Zealand.

Finally, link between New Zealand and kiwi accent exposed.

 

[Turbo911]

Choice thread

 

[Star]

 

[ImaLetUFinish]

That's funny.

 

[COOL-A-ROO]

Classic


Will miss the dole bludger!

 

[Twinkletoes]

Re the OP.....

I muss ya alriddy Jisse!

 

[Roos4eva]

Oh shut Jisse, don't wanna see ya go bro, but at least you funushed on a high with a beautiful lumeruck.

 

[breeno]

Oh shut ey?

Wull be sorely mussed.

 

[Ry009]

Swear didn't (dudn't) Photoshop the ol' Av.

Lucky enough to take a few snaps at his (hus) last training session.

 

[The Other Dean]

That photo is gold.

As for Jizz (sorry, I have a cold), he will indeed be sorely missed.

I'm just sorry that BigFooty's clearly inadequate facilities couldn't get him out on the board posting more often.

 

[Blight von Torp]

Say it usn't so

 

[shintemaster]

Jisse W Smuth leaving Bigfooty will easily be the worst aspect of this whole ordeal.

 

[mark73]

Hey guys,
Damian Berret's article about (the other) Jisse today is the final undugnuty, and I thunk I have to pull the pun on my time here. Someone asked wither I'd follow my namesake to another club, but the answer, as Lady Gaga might say to Meatloaf, is sumple:
"wanna swap?....thus weng for those tuts?"

pfft, anyway. She'd also possibly say "I'm his buggest fairn...but I won't do thet".

I love the kengas, and uncreasingly you guys. I've enjoyed occasionally contrubuting to the forum, and I can't rule out creating an alias so I can somehow stay connicted wuth you all.

I've wrutten a small lumeruck that ixpresses my feelings on the whole sorry sutuation.

There once was a young pruck named Jisse
whose enkle was quite a bug miss
he thunks he's the shut
and now that he's kwut
I'm feeling all sad and deprissed


Thenks for undulging me folks, you guys are the bist.

.....

 

[la roux]

Hey guys,
Damian Berret's article about (the other) Jisse today is the final undugnuty, and I thunk I have to pull the pun on my time here. Someone asked wither I'd follow my namesake to another club, but the answer, as Lady Gaga might say to Meatloaf, is sumple:
"wanna swap?....thus weng for those tuts?"

pfft, anyway. She'd also possibly say "I'm his buggest fairn...but I won't do thet".

I love the kengas, and uncreasingly you guys. I've enjoyed occasionally contrubuting to the forum, and I can't rule out creating an alias so I can somehow stay connicted wuth you all.

I've wrutten a small lumeruck that ixpresses my feelings on the whole sorry sutuation.

There once was a young pruck named Jisse
whose enkle was quite a bug miss
he thunks he's the shut
and now that he's kwut
I'm feeling all sad and deprissed


Thenks for undulging me folks, you guys are the bist.

Hey bro, don't go.

What about Lium Enthiny, Jeck Zeebull, Heymush Mecampaignerosh or Endrew Swullow?

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

We will muss you Jisse

 

[Groucho]

Hell I'm gunna miss Jisse more than Jesse!

 

[Jay-Z]

Jisse W Smuth leaving Bigfooty will easily be the worst aspect of this whole ordeal.

Agreed.

Best limerick EVER