IMPORT THREAD: Jazny's real favourite team revealed inside! Not a troll!!!!

[Jazny]

OK guys it is time to address something that always gets brought up

And now that Chief and other horrible admins have decided to discriminate against team fluid people and remove my right to switch teams as I feel , I think I need to tell you all who I really go for in the AFL. I feel like I have already said this a thousand times and nobody ever listens, but anyway here goes:

If I had to pick a team and not consider which players are in that team it would be....

I like their logo and colours and a lot of people in my family go for them and they have always been bad so I like the underdogs

BUT!!!! ><

I don't really care about teams all that much. If Tasmania had a team I would totally go for them, but we don't. So to me AFL teams are just a logo and a guernsey, and I actually prefer to follow players instead. At the moment Collingwood has the most players I like and I really like Coach Buckley, so I feel really attached to them. I used to feel attached to Gold Coast, then all the good players left and now they have a boring horrible coach and only Lachie Weller, so I kind of hate them now. That's why I used to switch teams a lot, it wasn't even really a troll unless I switch to Hawthorn to try and curse them, but I have only done that once or twice. I'm not like Lefallity who only pretends to be team fluid for attention

So in 2019 if I could pick which team I would like to win the GF I'd choose in order:

Collingwood
Carlton
Richmond
North Melbourne

Then I don't care all that much after that.

 

[Art Corvelay]

Good enough for me Jazny - Go Pies!

 

[FurTheWin]

Respect to you Jaz, for declaring your love
Does this mean Carlton or Hawthorn will win next week?
I'm not quite sure

 

[Plugger35]

I bet we would be Jazny's favourite team if we still had Mav Weller and Eli Templeton.

Such a fickle elf.

 

[Alphonse_]

 

[Jazny]

I bet we would be Jazny's favourite team if we still had Mav Weller and Eli Templeton.

Such a fickle elf.

I like the mascot, Webster, and Billings. And they have never won anything, so maybe I would have them 5th on my list of favourites atm.

 

[bontshow]

What are your thoughts on the Bulldogs? Lost to Carlton so defs underdogs. Plus western suburbs = battlers

 

[Jazny]

What are your thoughts on the Bulldogs? Lost to Carlton so defs underdogs. Plus western suburbs = battlers

Don't really like any of the players or coaches.... It was good when they won in 2016, but I don't really like them or want them to fail either.

 

[zackah]

With so many young exciting secksy players I’m surprised you are not on the bombers bandwagon jaz.

 

[Jazny]

With so many young exciting secksy players I’m surprised you are not on the bombers bandwagon jaz.

Ugly players, ugly colours, history of drug cheating... no thank you Zackah.

 

[zackah]

Ugly players, ugly colours, history of drug cheating... no thank you Zackah.

Secksy GOAT small forward with GOAT name and drug free

#getaroundus

 

[Jazny]

Secksy GOAT small forward with GOAT name and drug free

#getaroundus

Oh dear

 

[Elite Master]

The new straining smiley looks like someone mooning.

 

[zackah]

The new straining smiley looks like someone mooning.

Wooshette

 

[JeddaB]

Let's be honest here Jaz. You follow the team who has the most headbands or hair ties at any given moment. Plan B is who has the most tasmanians.
I've seen you follow Hawthorn unironically, simply because Birchall was the only Taswegian and no opposition player had a headband.

 

[Wosh]

Wooshette

TheInjuryFactory monkey bum

 

[zackah]

TheInjuryFactory monkey bum

#zackahwasright

 

[Jazny]

Please take your perverted opinions to another thread!1

 

[zackah]

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

TheInjuryFactory monkey bum

#zackahwasright


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[Art Corvelay]

I gotta be honest, I thought it was spreading monkey bum Couldn’t work out why Chief, the most stable genius, added it.

 

[Wosh]

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That’s the one

 

[Jazny]

Great now because of a bunch of perverts I have to go and edit all my SEE NO EVIL emojis and change them with a pure emoji that cant be mistaken for anything else

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

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That’s the one

That was one weird night....

 

[Wosh]

That was one weird night....

Good times