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The Kipster

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this thread is for those of us that see something and think WTF :confused:

I was at chicken treat today and this fat woman woddles in, orders a 1/2 chicken & chips and grabs a diet coke?

what, the diet coke is part of your new weight loss plan?

Why is it that fat people tend to drink diet drinks? is it to show the general public they are making an effort to reduce there fatness whilst chomping on a triple cheese burger :rolleyes:
 
^The observation has been made many times before.

What I would like to read is a genuine explanation of why overweight people do this, from an overweight person him/herself.

Is it really what the majority of observers believe - that it is some form of (misguided) justification or attempt at doing something healthy?
 
This isn't ironic, but puzzles me. Why do people steal things that they seemingly don't or ever will have any use for in the future? I work at a Fish and Chip shop and people steal lemon juice bottles. Why?
 
^Children (teens) who have achieved nothing in life want to see if they can get away with shit like that. If they can, they have somehow achieved something in their petty existence now.
 

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flash2 said:
This isn't ironic, but puzzles me. Why do people steal things that they seemingly don't or ever will have any use for in the future? I work at a Fish and Chip shop and people steal lemon juice bottles. Why?
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It's merely the act of stealing something that people seem to get a rush from. It doesn't matter what.
 
flash2 said:
This isn't ironic, but puzzles me. Why do people steal things that they seemingly don't or ever will have any use for in the future? I work at a Fish and Chip shop and people steal lemon juice bottles. Why?
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To put on fish ??
 
flash2 said:
This isn't ironic, but puzzles me. Why do people steal things that they seemingly don't or ever will have any use for in the future? I work at a Fish and Chip shop and people steal lemon juice bottles. Why?
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Maybe it's their way of protesting against bottled lemon juice instead of the fresh stuff?
 
Power King said:
^The observation has been made many times before.

What I would like to read is a genuine explanation of why overweight people do this, from an overweight person him/herself.

Is it really what the majority of observers believe - that it is some form of (misguided) justification or attempt at doing something healthy?
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I know a lot of people who honestly rather the taste of diet drinks than normal. Not me though, hate the stuff.
 
OK, this also occurred today..I went for a surf at Trigg Beach car park No.1, not a big crowd at all on the beach quite the opposite (for those that don't know, Trigg is a beach break with a sand bank 20M from shore)...anyway I pick a spot where there is no-one out(approx a 50M area), and sit myself right in the middle of the area...

In the space of about 5mins, a guy comes out on his stick and pretty well plants himself about 2M from where I am, I mean wtf???

I have 25M either side of me, clear of people yet this knoob decides I am going to sit ****en right on you...

so I thought **** it, I paddled more south to my own space...it's a ****en beach break, it's the same all the way along for ****en 10km FFS....again I go to catch a wave and **** me some fat **** swimmer (not in a swimming area ie. between the flags) is standing right in the break zone like a dumb arse....so of course you can't catch the wave in case you ram the fat prick...

how often is it that your walking down the street, it's clear from the people traffic that if your walking this way, you walk to the left of the path and if going the opposite way your walking in the right hand side of the path...then all of a ****en sudden some arseh*le breaks the 'order of flow' and walks into your path, so in effect you get pushed into the on coming traffic...what the **** is that?
 

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The Kipster said:
OK, this also occurred today..I went for a surf at Trigg Beach car park No.1, not a big crowd at all on the beach quite the opposite (for those that don't know, Trigg is a beach break with a sand bank 20M from shore...anyway I pick a spot where there is no-one out(approx a 50M area), and sit myself right in the middle of the area...

In the space of about 5mins, a guy comes out on his stick and pretty well plants himself about 2M from where I am, I mean wtf???

I have 25M either side of me, clear of people yet this knoob decides I am going to sit ****en right on you...

so I thought **** it, I paddled more south to my own space...it's a ****en beach break, it's the same all the way along for ****en 10km FFS....again I go to catch a wave and **** me some fat **** swimmer (not in a swimming area ie. between the flags) is standing right in the break zone like a dumb arse....so of course you can't catch the wave in case you ram the fat prick...

how often is it that your walking down the street, it's clear from the people traffic that if your walking this way, you walk to the left of the path and if going the opposite way your walking in the right hand side of the path...then all of a ****en sudden some arseh*le breaks the 'order of flow' and walks into your path, so in effect you get pushed into the on coming traffic...what the **** is that?
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Shouldn't you pick a spot where the waves are breaking, and maybe the other guy thought you were sitting there because thats where the waves were breaking best because who would know better than sweet looking surfer dude like you. Then again he probably only wanted to get in a position to check your butt out.
Is it a bit ironic when a queer surfer guy's best option at Triggs is a homophobe redneck ?
 
Tormented Tiger said:
Shouldn't you pick a spot where the waves are breaking, and maybe the other guy thought you were sitting there because thats where the waves were breaking best because who would know better than sweet looking surfer dude like you. Then again he probably only wanted to get in a position to check your butt out.
Is it a bit ironic when a queer surfer guy's best option at Triggs is a homophobe redneck ?
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whoa :eek: ...perhaps being a feral supporter, I can understand why you think like a moron...however as stated previously...

It is a beach break, it is the same all along the coast....one spot might only differ a smidgeon to the next..

so suck it up princess and stop posting drivel on something you have absolutely no idea about :)
 
flash2 said:
This isn't ironic, but puzzles me. Why do people steal things that they seemingly don't or ever will have any use for in the future? I work at a Fish and Chip shop and people steal lemon juice bottles. Why?
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Like kids badging your car. :thumbsd:
 
scooterb said:
Like kids badging your car. :thumbsd:
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Thats low. On a contiki tour of NZ recently, and my cousin and I continually stole witches hats from everywhere we could. Woke up the second morning with a giant one in our room, and no idea how it got there.
 

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The Kipster said:
whoa :eek: ...perhaps being a feral supporter, I can understand why you think like a moron...however as stated previously...

It is a beach break, it is the same all along the coast....one spot might only differ a smidgeon to the next..

so suck it up princess and stop posting drivel on something you have absolutely no idea about :)
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Must be a good surf beach if the waves break so erratic. Maybe you should come over here and try our beach breaks like Jan Juc or 13th. They have rips that make channels which means the waves start breaking in the same area. I don't like the sound of the random wave breaking you guys get, makes it more a lottery to catch a wave, hey sweetie.
 
One of the biggest ironies in current society seems to be having kids. People who are married, responsible, financially stable and really want kids often struggle to conceive, going through many fertility programmes, sometimes with no success. However, people who don't want kids (for example teenage girls) fall pregnant by accident.

In history, one of the biggest ironies would have to have been the Titanic, with the unsinkable ship sinking on its maiden voyage in 1912.

Some football ironies would include:
Nathan Buckley leaving the Brisbane Bears for Collingwood after the 1993 season, hoping for greater success. However, the Brisbane Lions would win 3 premierships in the next 15 years and Collingwood none, with two Lions Grand Final wins being against the Magpies.
Rene Kink played in four losing grand finals for Collingwood and one for Essendon, but would miss selection for both Essendon premierships in 1984 & 1985.
Jeff Hogg played for a struggling Richmond in 1986-93, before switching to Fitzroy at the end of the 1993 season. Richmond improved drastically in 1994, while Fitzroy went from a competetive mid- ladder team to an easybeat in its last three seasons.
Greg Tate played for Essendon in 1947-51, a very successful era for the Bombers, but Tate would miss Essendon's 1949 & 1950 Premierships (the latter after playing every game in 1950), while playing in all of the beaten Grand Final teams.
Corey McKernan would miss out on both the Norwich Rising Star in 1994 & the Brownlow Medal in 1996 due to suspension.
 

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