ITT Bay 13 Tastefully Reinvent ‘Old MacDonald Had a Farm’

[Benwah83]

Gil McLachlan had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a deliberate out of bounds rule
E-I-E-I-O
With insufficient intent here
And mass confusion there
Here insufficient intent, there mass confusion
Everywhere mass confusion
Gil McLachlan had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Benwah83]

Gil McLachlan had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had Basil Zempilas
E-I-E-I-O
With shithouse commentary here
And a massive nose there
Here shithouse commentary, there shithouse commentary
Everywhere shithouse commentary
Gil McLachlan had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Chris Scott had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a duck
E-I-E-I-O
With a duck duck here
a duck duck there
Selwoods a duck, Dangers a duck
Everyone in hoops is a duck
Chris Scott had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Benwah83]

Gil McLachlan had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had some Demons
E-I-E-I-O
With crushing disappointment here
And a flaky disposition there
Here crushing disappointment, there crushing disappointment
Everywhere ****ING CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT! EVERY ****ING YEAR IT'S CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT. DO YOU HEAR ME?! EVERY. ****ING. YEAR!!
Gil McLachlan had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

West Coast Eagles had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm they had some booers
E-I-E-I-O
No free kicks to opposition here
Free kick missed to an eagles player there
Have a free kick, have a free kick
Everywhere free kicks
West Coast Eagles had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Copeland666]

I think Gillian is a much less offensive person than Vlad. After all, someone has to be in charge of the day to day management of the AFL. I don't think he is the type to start acting like a bloated emperor

 

[NorthernLights]

West Coast Eagles had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm they had some booers
E-I-E-I-O
No free kicks to opposition here
Free kick missed to an eagles player there
Have a free kick, have a free kick
Everywhere free kicks
West Coast Eagles had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

West Coast Eagles had a farm
S-G-I-O

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Nathan Buckley had a farm
E I E I O
and on that farm he grew some spuds
EIEIO
With a jesse white here, a fasolo there
Here a mason, there a Blair
Disappointment everywhere
Nathan Buckley had a farm
EIEIO

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Big Max Gawn had a beard
E-I-E-I-O
And in that beard was magnificence
E-I-E-I-O
With hair flowing here
Hair flowing there
Cut some hair now, cut some hair now
Everywhere there is hair
Big Max Gawn no longer has a beard
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Benwah83]

Simon Goodwin inherited a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had two McDonalds
E-I-E-I-O
With a terrible disposal here
And another brain fart there
Here a brain fart, there a brain fart
Everywhere a brain fart
Simon Goodwin inherited a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Kick It 2 Me]

Gil McLachlan had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a team
E-I-E-I-O
With talent to burn
With no soul to yearn
Here are loss, there a win
Everywhere the tipsters cream
Gil McLachlan had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Carlton Blues had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on this farm there were some forwards
E-I-E-I-O
Trade one out here
Delist another one there
Here's an exer, there's an exer
Everywhere are exers
Carlton blues had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[74561347]

Up in brisbane they have a team
E-I-E-I-Oh who gives a shit

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Malcolm Blight had a farm
EIEIO
And on that farm he had a rats tossbag
EIEIO
With a Pathetic Pitman rat here
And St Kilda rats there
If they think I can't coach, i don't even care
Old Blighty had a farm
EIEIO

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Michael Malthouse had a farm
EIEIO
And that old farm he ran it down
EIEIO
Buy a daisy here, trade an eddie Betts there
What's a boekhurst - that campaigners scared
Michael Malthouse wrecked our farm
EIEIO

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Hawthorn hawks had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on this farm there was their heart
E-I-E-I-O
Keep Gibson here
Ditch Mitchell and Lewis there
Trade a draft pick, trade a draft pick
Shit we have no draft picks and dodgy player
Hawthorn Hawks sold their farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Pentameter. It's a thing campaigners, look it up.

 

[David Schwarz]

You just can't kick it and have it run out of bounds anymore

Ridiculous

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Western Bulldogs had a farm
EIEIO
And on that farm they grew some crops
EIEIO
Got a tax break here and a tax break there
Free kicks and tax breaks everywhere
Western Bulldogs had a farm
EIEIO

 

[David Schwarz]

Western Bulldogs had a farm
EIEIO
And on that farm they grew some crops
EIEIO
Got a tax break here and a tax break there
Free kicks and tax breaks everywhere
Western Bulldogs had a farm
EIEIO

Because all those brown bags weren't tax deductible

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Horse long-mire had a farm
EIEIO
Then he sold that farm for buddy and some magic beans called Tippett.
What a dumb campaigner.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

James Hird had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had an offsite injection house
E-I-E-I-O
With a little prick here
a little prick there
Pricks and needles everywhere
James Hird had a farm
**** all our players got banned

 

[Shinboner roo]

duck gets a hat

 

[Starburns_]

Collingwood had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm they some dogs
E-I-E-I-O
With Howe's dog here
And DeGoey's dog there
Here a break, there a break
Everywhere a bone break
Collingwood had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[King Notorious]

Richmond Tigers had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
and on that farm they were 5-0
E-I-E-I-O
They fell from grace just overnight
Won't be long until they're ninth
Richmond Tigers had a farm
E-I-E-I-O