ITT Bay 13 Tastefully Reinvent ‘Old MacDonald Had a Farm’

[Hawk Dork]

Gil McLachlan had a game
E-I-E-I-O
And on his game he changed the rules
E-I-E-I-O
Throw the ball
Drop the ball when you get tackled
Deliberate out of bounds, no third man up
Cant rush a goal
Gil McLachlan had a game
and is ****ing it up
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Brad Scott had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on this farm there was #lolnorf
E-I-E-I-O
With a choke choke here
a choke choke there
#lolnorfs happening everywhere
Brad Scott had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Leigh Montagna had a farm
EIEIO
And on that farm they told no tales
EIEIO
With some hay bales here, and some roofies there
It's just Milney, don't be scared
Leigh Montagna had a farm
EIEIO

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Hamish McLaughlin had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a dog
E-I-E-I-O
Here's a dog
There's a dog
Holy **** hame just ran over the dogs
There are dogs everywhere
Hamish McLaughlin had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[A Cut Above]

Nutjob Nakia had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a shiv
E-I-E-I-O
With a stab a Hawk here
And a sack a Scott there
Here a melt, there a sook
Everywhere a pea heart
Nutjob Nakia had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Starburns_]

Not AFL, but there's a tenuous link to this week's Crows game:

Darren Lehmann had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a cricket team
E-I-E-I-O
With Shaun Marsh here
And a Mitch Marsh there
Here a Marsh, there a Marsh
Everywhere a f***ing farce
Darren Lehmann had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Adam Simpson had a farm
EIEIO
His livestock were all homesick flogs
EIEIO
With a booooo here and a boooo there
They flat track bully over there
Adam Simpson had a farm
EIEIBoooooooooooo

 

[Benwah83]

Rodney Eade had a phone
E-I-E-I-O
And on his phone he called Hayden Kennedy
E-I-E-I-O
With an umpiring clarification here
And Chris Scott losing his shit there
Here an umpiring clarification, there an umpiring clarification
Everywhere Chris Scott's arms are a flailing
Rodney Eade had a phone
E-I-E-I-O

 

[A Cut Above]

Bigman Chief he had a board
E-I-E-I-O
And on that board he had a Bay
E-I-E-I-O
With a Tyreboyz here
And a Plugger melt there
Here a mod, there a welch
Then massive Norf choke
Bigman Chief no longer has a board
Servers-Crapped-Out-Oh.....

 

[Starburns_]

Ricky Nixon had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a schoolgirl
E-I-E-I-O
With some cocaine here
And a hotel room there
Here a snort, there a root
Now all he says is 'toot toot'!
Ricky Nixon had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Anthony Stevo had a farm
EIEIO
And on that farm he had a wife
EIEIO
Then Wayne Carey ****ed it
And then got a job on channel 7

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Robbo had a pint
E-I-E-I-O
And in that pint he had some beer
E-I-E-I-O
Scull a pint here
10 shots of jack there
Here a pint, There a shot
Robbo is now ramblin everywhere
Robbo had a pint
E-I-E-I-O

 

[A Cut Above]

Geelong football club they had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
Then sold it for a bunch o' mercs
E-I-E-I-O
With a Stanley here
And a Henderspud there
Here a Smith, there a Black
If only they could sell 'em back
Geelong football club have sold their farm
L-O-L-O-L

 

[Starburns_]

Sammy Gilbert had a computer
E-I-E-I-O
And on his computer he had some photos
E-I-E-I-O
With a Dal Santo here
And an Armitage there
Here a Zac, there a Roo
Lots and lots of Sainter goo
Sammy Gilbert had a computer
E-I-E-I-O

 

[A Cut Above]

Hawthorn football club had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
Then sold it for a bloke with one good knee
E-I-E-I-O
With Youtube highlights here
And JLT form there
Here a pop, there a click
Pick protection needed pretty quick
Hawthorn football club sold their farm
No-No-No-No-Noooooooooooooo

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Rohan Connolly had a job
EIEIO
Then Fairfax cut 200 staff
EIEIO
Support a drug cheat here,
Blow James Hird over there
I hope that campaigner gets sacked, it'd only be fair
EIEIO

 

[Starburns_]

Anthony Stevo had a farm
EIEIO
And on that farm he had a wife
EIEIO
Then Wayne Carey ****** it
And then got a job on channel 7

Did LOL.

How about this one though:

Glenn Archer had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on this farm he had a toilet
E-I-E-I-O
With a Carey here
And a Kelli there
Here a f***, there a f***
Off to West Horsham for the Duck
Glenn Archer had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Sydney Swans had some Cola
E-I-E-I-O
And with that cola they got some players
E-I-E-I-O
A shittruck here
A coke addidct there
Hanners is drunk everywhere
Sydney Swans had some Cola
E-I-E-I-O

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Did LOL.

How about this one though:

Glenn Archer had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on this farm he had a toilet
E-I-E-I-O
With a Carey here
And a Kelli there
Here a f***, there a f***
Off to West Horsham for the Duck
Glenn Archer had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

Sir, I respect your quality retort.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Sydney Swans had some Cola
E-I-E-I-O
And with that cola they got some players
E-I-E-I-O
A shittruck here
A coke addidct there
Hanners is drunk everywhere
Sydney Swans had some Cola
E-I-E-I-O

Good bones but needs some tighter editing.

Sydney Swans they had COLA
EIEIO
And with that cash they bought some GUNS
EIEIO
With some crashed cars here
And some nose beers there
Can't win a flag but no-one cares
Sydney Swans they sold their farm
EIEIO

 

[Starburns_]

Paul Roos had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on this farm he had some players
E-I-E-I-O
With a Joey here
And a Mummy there
Here a Jonesy, there a Wattsy
Roosy is just so damn matesy
Paul Roos had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Paul Roos had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on this farm he had some players
E-I-E-I-O
With a Joey here
And a Mummy there
Here a Jonesy, there a Wattsy
Roosy is just so damn matesy
Paul Roos had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

Missed opportunity on Jeremy laidlaw

 

[A Cut Above]

Buddy Franklin had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
Then Sydney something something money money
E-I-E-I-O
With a totaled Jeep here
And a "mental illness" there
Lots of bucks, not much luck
No more flags for this greedy cuck
Buddy Franklin had a farm
$-$-$-$-$

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Dermott Brereton owned a particular plot of land in which he cultivated crops and developed animals for food and milk
E-I-E-I-O
And on this plot of land he had numerous thesauruses
E-I-E-I-O
With a long word here
A complicated statement there
****ing long sentances everywhere
Dermott Brereton owned a particular plot of land in which he cultivated crops and developed animals for food and milk
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Starburns_]

Dermott Brereton owned a particular plot of land in which he cultivated crops and developed animals for food and milk
E-I-E-I-O
And on this plot of land he had numerous thesauruses
E-I-E-I-O
With a long word here
A complicated statement there
******* long sentances everywhere
Dermott Brereton owned a particular plot of land in which he cultivated crops and developed animals for food and milk
E-I-E-I-O

Genuine LOL.