Player Watch Ivan Soldo

[rogerjames]

S for Soldo

He needs to remind the football world who he is

 

[The Nostradamus]

blokes been in Melbourne all week instead of training, genuinely laughable, also how has no coach pulled him up on this?

Below from daily mail

The couple have been kept busy this year with launching their fashion label, I'm Taken, as well as setting up a new house in Melbourne's South Yarra.

'[It's been] madness,' Chelsea said. 'We've just got a place here in Melbourne and at the moment we're just unpacking and trying to settle in.'

Ivan added that he will be dividing his time between Adelaide and Melbourne during the AFL season.

'It will be hard,' he admitted. 'But we'll make sure we can visit as often as we can.'

 

[Steve Dore]

blokes been in Melbourne all week instead of training, genuinely laughable, also how has no coach pulled him up on this?

Below from daily mail

The couple have been kept busy this year with launching their fashion label, I'm Taken, as well as setting up a new house in Melbourne's South Yarra.

'[It's been] madness,' Chelsea said. 'We've just got a place here in Melbourne and at the moment we're just unpacking and trying to settle in.'

Ivan added that he will be dividing his time between Adelaide and Melbourne during the AFL season.

'It will be hard,' he admitted. 'But we'll make sure we can visit as often as we can.'

Who cares. He's only getting a game if we are seriously hit by injuries.

 

[The Nostradamus]

Who cares. He's only getting a game if we are seriously hit by injuries.

sends a great message to the rest of the list

dont worry about training during the week guys jet off interstate as you wish

 

[Steve Dore]

 

[Steve Dore]

sends a great message to the rest of the list

dont worry about training during the week guys jet off interstate as you wish

Do you know what his arrangement with the club is?

He may well be on mental health leave.

Why do you as a North Melbourne supporter care so much about this?

 

[snozulu]

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He needs a collar and leash also

 

[Lefti93]

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New menu high in calcium.

 

[backtozero]

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Is that Iggy Azalea?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Is that Iggy Azalea?

Close. Both of these things are about 90% polyethylene and have less of a brain than the cavoodle.

 

[Grave Danger]

Close. Both of these things are about 90% polyethylene and have less of a brain than the cavoodle.

Iggy Azalea named herself after her childhood pet dog, so maybe the cavoodle's name is Chelsea.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Iggy Azalea named herself after her childhood pet dog, so maybe the cavoodle's name is Chelsea.

No it says right there the cavoodles name is phil carey and he has a wealth of experience.

 

[Grave Danger]

No it says right there the cavoodles name is phil carey and he has a wealth of experience.

Ah, I thought that's who the big fella walking the dog was.

 

[Steve Dore]

Is that Iggy Azalea?

They look more like rhododendrons.

 

[Long live PAFC]

Meh. Non story.

It’s December. He’s a senior and experienced player who would know how to do his preseason training.

He may be injured. May be on a modified program. May have an arrangement with the club. May be taking some leave. Who knows? Who cares?

As to it being ‘a bad look’. Soldo made his intentions clear last year, so hardly anything new. It’s good the club can juggle and manage players, really doesn’t have much impact on anything.

 

[VineValerian]

No it says right there the cavoodles name is phil carey and he has a wealth of experience.

Question from left field, but is Phil Carey a disciple of carbon neutrality?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Question from left field, but is Phil Carey a disciple of carbon neutrality?

Likes gas cooking i'm afraid.

 

[Powerade 08]

All these 50 year olds from Aus and the UK commenting on the Soldo articles, lol

 

[SonOfKek]

Do you know what his arrangement with the club is?

He may well be on mental health leave.

Why do you as a North Melbourne supporter care so much about this?

Go to training, Ivan.

 

[1954]

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All these 50 year olds from Aus and the UK commenting on the Soldo articles, lol

Agreed particularly re those `50 year olds' from the UK, they should be complaining about the pommy cricket team and not commenting on an underperforming AFL footballer or his preference in dogs!

 

[Doctor Feel]

We are still talking about soldos bimbo here right?

 

[Duck Farmer]

Made Mofra's Bottom 40 at #9.

Player #9 - Ivan Soldo
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Pictured: Be careful about putting plastic in your ears, Ivan

Ivan "Ivan" Soldo was originally a Richmond player, but he was stuck behind Nank the Tank so he moved to Port Adelaide at the end of 2023.

Thinking he'd be the number 1 bigman at Port, he was quickly overtaken by the cheaper, lower profile and ultimately better Jordan Sweet. At the end of 2024 he requested a trade back to Melbourne but failed a medical at the Saints (incredible since JSoS passed one) and, ultimately, was forced to stay at Port. Port fans graciously accepted this decision by attacking his girlfriend online, particularly focussing on her obvious fake boobs and expressing their jealousy at her full set of teeth.

This season Ivan.... once again found himself stuck behind a fellow ruck. If anything, he doubled-down on his 'Human Centipede' (behind others) experience by playing just one solitary game for the year. This was a game in which Port choked late against Essendon, Ivan managed 1 mark, 9 hit outs and 5 disposals for the game, and was promptly banished to the SANFL to play out the year.

Having a mature player not work out and sit in the reserves in normally a bad look for a club. Given Ivan Soldo was part of a trade that cost Port... wait, their 2024 & 2025 first round picks?
Port actually did trade out their 2024 & 2025 first rounds for a package of Soldo, Ratugolea and Jack Lukosius in a club decision so bad the last one to rival it resulted in a work experience kid at Essendon asking their boss if "that spreadsheet I just deleted was important".

At least Soldo, contracted for next season, gets to make up for lost time by getting another pre-season to put him in the frame for selection. Or, at least, to have someone update his Wikipedia page, noting the in-depth description of his Richmond years and his Port years resemble an adult talking to a 15 year old boy after school. I mean just short verbal responses, not an offer of 'free candy and a van ride' - although I doubt Alan Jones is reading this anyway.

Fun fact: Ivan grew up in Canberra and is the cousin of Ivan Maric. Ok, I may have overstated the 'fun' part.
Kane Cornes described Soldo as the 'worst recruit in Port's history' which, as we all know, stretches all the way back to the late 20th century.

Ivan, Soldo, good luck next year. Welcome to the Bottom 40 for 2025.

 

[Schulzenfest]

There were 8 worse players that Ivan Soldo

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Ivan Soldo

Age

29

Ht

204cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.0

2star

K

3.9

2star

HB

4.1

3star

CL

2.4

4star

HO

24.2

5star

D

7.3

2star

K

3.1

1star

HB

4.1

3star

CL

2.4

4star

HO

23.0

5star

D

6.4

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.4

3star

CL

1.6

4star

HO

21.4

5star

this year!?

 

[Grave Danger]

There were 8 worse players that Ivan Soldo this year!?

We've had 3 out of the 32 named so far (plus a couple of exes), so we're punching above our weight! Still room for Jack Lucashenkosius...

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

Would do well at Port.............................Districts.