Jumping Jack, help us out...

[catempire]

You've been spot on the money so far and earned a reputation of having a good source on matters involving the inside operations of the club.

Can you give us any update on:

1. Gazza - what chance this week and beyond?
2. Lingy - when?
3. Tommy Hawkins - we hear 2-3 weeks for a "hotspot". Anything else you've heard?
4. Any others you're aware of carrying something or under a cloud?

Keep up the good work!

 

[scottydeewah]

JJ told me to tell you the following:

1. Cook and co are putting the money for the new redevelopment on Ablett for the Brownlow....right after the odds ease a little because of some persistent rumours that he is injured. After we triple it up we are going to buy the Southern Stand from the MCG and slot it in down at KP.
2. Lingy is at home pumping weights with his teeth and drinking Big M's to ensure his face will never be broken to again. He is undergoing a fitness test where he will stop Rooke dead in his tracks with his other cheek. Should be ready this week. BTW - just like me Lingy likes strawberry BigM's the best.
3. The "hotspot" in Hawkins foot isnt an injury, it is a special operation he underwent that makes him think his foot is on fire if he passes it inside 50 again. Should ensure he is ready to kick bags in the finals, that is as long as he doesnt forget and combust before September.
4. There are some dark clouds forming over Hawthorns premiership chances. Stephen Wells is carrying the Devils love child, a small price to pay for his super ability to pick kids out of the draft.

 

[candiehappy]

JJ told me to tell you the following:

1. Cook and co are putting the money for the new redevelopment on Ablett for the Brownlow....right after the odds ease a little because of some persistent rumours that he is injured. After we triple it up we are going to buy the Southern Stand from the MCG and slot it in down at KP.
2. Lingy is at home pumping weights with his teeth and drinking Big M's to ensure his face will never be broken to again. He is undergoing a fitness test where he will stop Rooke dead in his tracks with his other cheek. Should be ready this week. BTW - just like me Lingy likes strawberry BigM's the best.
3. The "hotspot" in Hawkins foot isnt an injury, it is a special operation he underwent that makes him think his foot is on fire if he passes it inside 50 again. Should ensure he is ready to kick bags in the finals, that is as long as he doesnt forget and combust before September.
4. There are some dark clouds forming over Hawthorns premiership chances. Stephen Wells is carrying the Devils love child, a small price to pay for his super ability to pick kids out of the draft.

LOL

 

[scottydeewah]

Just trying to ensure the real answers arent more interesting...

 

[Duskfire]

haha the Hawkins one is awesome. If only it were true

 

[CoolCat75]

JJ told me to tell you the following:

1. Cook and co are putting the money for the new redevelopment on Ablett for the Brownlow....right after the odds ease a little because of some persistent rumours that he is injured. After we triple it up we are going to buy the Southern Stand from the MCG and slot it in down at KP.
2. Lingy is at home pumping weights with his teeth and drinking Big M's to ensure his face will never be broken to again. He is undergoing a fitness test where he will stop Rooke dead in his tracks with his other cheek. Should be ready this week. BTW - just like me Lingy likes strawberry BigM's the best.
3. The "hotspot" in Hawkins foot isnt an injury, it is a special operation he underwent that makes him think his foot is on fire if he passes it inside 50 again. Should ensure he is ready to kick bags in the finals, that is as long as he doesnt forget and combust before September.
4. There are some dark clouds forming over Hawthorns premiership chances. Stephen Wells is carrying the Devils love child, a small price to pay for his super ability to pick kids out of the draft.

Gold Jerry, gold

 

[Casey Cat]

Briliant post scottydeewah

 

[thegerman]

Gold Jerry, gold

It's round-tine!