FTA-TV King Elvis' Married At First Sight Thread

[HBF]

WTF
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[darklake]

The old digger is cool.

 

[Minka Beaver]

‘Are your girls breeding at the moment?’

Jesus, fossil - may as well ask if they’re ‘in foal’.

 

[BuddysBiggestFan]

Johns daughter is a babe.

 

[mr bagcroft]

Love him. He is just a relic from another era. All legit.

 

[maryjames]

The old digger is cool.

Taken a liking to johns daughters.

 

[darklake]

Here comes Ruby the Dragon.

 

[Cory]

This Sheldon show looks crap

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear]

She is a FWB I reckon.

There is absolutely no way they haven't banged.

 

[maryjames]

Johns so awkward.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear]

Hope Tracey doesn't expect sympathy after all those red flags she willingly ignored.

 

[BuddysBiggestFan]

Who is the American chick?

Some random that begged producers to be on the show.

 

[mr bagcroft]

Lord. Turn the footy on. ****.

 

[aflcliche]

Like dinner with my fam

 

[Cory]

Why make it awkward? Just get over it Sarah

 

[maryjames]

So what was the argument?

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

God help them if something serious ever happens

 

[mr bagcroft]

You would have thought he just got pinned for the Beaumont case.

 

[RAPPA]

telv inhaling that napkin, wishing it was covered in chloroform

 

[Cory]

So what was the argument?

He was laughing at something on Snapchat in the car before and didn’t hear her and then she got pissed off

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Put the fight aside during dinner you dick nobs

 

[darklake]

Awkward.

 

[Orange Agent]

Some pro level manipualtion shit going on here.

 

[Minka Beaver]

The game of Pictionary after Telv and Sarah’s dinner should be a laugh.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

So what was the argument?

He laughed at snapchat instead of listening to her