Mega Thread KPs Meltdown Thread (Round 17 Discussion)

[toxic]

Cyril's had 7 tackles or something Mr DT

In this qtr

2 tackles 1 handball

20sc points

 

[Jiska]

It's actually entertaining to watch Hawthorn when they have the ball. Oddly enough.

 

[Flandersss]

It's actually entertaining to watch Hawthorn when they have the ball. Oddly enough.

+1.

 

[The_Steadier]

Why?? He's on 50 halfway through the second. Will still get to 80.

I thought it was pretty obvious but I'll explain.

The erection is fueled by cripps who could one day reach the dizzying heights of marc murphy or bryce gibbs....
whereas the lubricating tears are fuelled by the truly desperately, hopeless situation his football team finds itself in.

Bout right TheOz?

 

[Jiska]

In this qtr

2 tackles 1 handball

20sc points

2 tackles = 8 points
1 hard ball get = 4.5 points
1 handball = 1.5 points
Plus he also had an effective contested knock on, another 4 points

So should be 18.

 

[toxic]

2 tackles = 8 points
1 hard ball get = 4.5 points
1 handball = 1.5 points
Plus he also had an effective contested knock on, another 4 points

So should be 18.

1 kick
1 handball
1 free kick for
1 goal
2 tackles

31sc points

 

[Jiska]

I thought it was pretty obvious but I'll explain.

The erection is fueled by cripps who could one day reach the dizzying heights of marc murphy or bryce gibbs....
whereas the lubricating tears are fuelled by the truly desperately, hopeless situation his football team finds itself in.

Bout right TheOz?

Being a St Kilda supporter, you'd think you'd have a good understanding. I certainly do. People can accept shit when they know they're shit and they're playing a great side. It's when you're shit, playing another shit side and losing by 8 goals that it hurts the most.

 

[toxic]

You missed:

1 hard ball get (for the handball)
and 1 effective contested knock on

If that was a hard ball get I'm john holmes

 

[Jiska]

2 tackles = 8 points
1 hard ball get = 4.5 points
1 handball = 1.5 points
Plus he also had an effective contested knock on, another 4 points

So should be 18.

That was before his free for and goal, which is 12, so should be 30 got the quarter now??

 

[NinjaSwan]

THREE QUARTER TIME |
Carlton 2.7.19 vs Hawthorn 20.8.128

CARLTON:
3 Marc Murphy 84
6 Kade Simpson 77
13 Chris Yarran 61
9 Patrick Cripps 60
42 Zach Tuohy 59
12 Blaine Boekhorst 56
23 Lachie Henderson 53
8 Matthew Kreuzer 53
33 Andrejs Everitt 46
35 Ed Curnow 44
15 Sam Docherty 37
41 Levi Casboult 34
40 Michael Jamison 34
17 Sam Rowe 34
14 Liam Jones 26
28 Tom Bell 26
22 Jason Tutt 23
43 Simon White 22
20 Nick Holman 21
7 Dylan Buckley 18
30 Blaine Johnson 10 (SUBBED OFF)
34 Brad Walsh 1 (SUBBED ON)

HAWTHORN:
3 Jordan Lewis 134
19 Jack Gunston 117
40 Billy Hartung 96
15 Luke Hodge 92
7 Ben McEvoy 87
22 Luke Breust 85
6 Josh Gibson 81
2 Jarryd Roughead 80
25 Ryan Schoenmakers 78
33 Cyril Rioli 76
4 Matthew Suckling 70
5 Sam Mitchell 67
16 Isaac Smith 65
13 Jonathan O'Rourke 64
20 David Hale 59
17 Brian Lake 55
14 Grant Birchall 51
9 Shaun Burgoyne 50
31 Angus Litherland 49
10 Bradley Hill 44
27 Matt Spangher 36 (SUBBED OFF)
28 Paul Puopolo 30 (SUBBED ON)

 

[Jiska]

If that was a hard ball get I'm john holmes

I'm tipping you didn't trade twang in and are now a bit jealous of Kadog?

 

[NinjaSwan]

That was before his free for and goal, which is 12, so should be 30 got the quarter now??

Ended up getting 31 for the quarter, about right I'd say. Not sure about this but do they give more points for tackles inside 50?

 

[PoopingHindi]

 

[Jiska]

Ended up getting 31 for the quarter, about right I'd say. Not sure about this but do they give more points for tackles inside 50?

Not sure. If it's only a point off could be scaling.

 

[The_Steadier]

Being a St Kilda supporter, you'd think you'd have a good understanding. I certainly do. People can accept shit when they know they're shit and they're playing a great side. It's when you're shit, playing another shit side and losing by 8 goals that it hurts the most.

Ain't that the truth.

Although, for me the differentiator is the the completely baseless sense of superiority the average middle aged Carlton/collingwood supporter projects.

Why call upon premiership and wooden spoon stats from an amateur era, with zoning and brown paper bags aplenty?

When in reality teams like hawthorn, geelong, west coast have been way more successful.

Carlton have been truly a bottomfeeder for most of living memory. (unless you count further paper bagging?)

Certainly since it became a professional sport at very least.

 

[big bootaaaaah]

Being a St Kilda supporter, you'd think you'd have a good understanding. I certainly do. People can accept shit when they know they're shit and they're playing a great side. It's when you're shit, playing another shit side and losing by 8 goals that it hurts the most.

wot about when everyone says your shit but your second on the ladder

 

[Jiska]

Yarran pulled Hodges hand away. LOL.

 

[Raveneyes]

Switched it back to the footy, and it's a bloodbath. Wayne Carey is still jabbering away.
Meanwhile, Ronaldo is putting on a clinic in an highly entertaining football match on Channel 9.

I'm a massive AFL man, but there is no contest to what I'm watching tonight.

Friday nights need to be fixed next year. No more mismatches!
Looking forward to some better games tomorrow.

 

[NinjaSwan]

LOL wtf was that from Murphy.

 

[Jiska]

wot about when everyone says your shit but your second on the ladder

Probably means you've been blessed with a ridiculously easy draw and haven't played any of the top 6 from the previous year and won.

If you're talking about WC specifically, they've beaten Port by 10 points, lost to Kangas and Freo and are yet to play Sydney/Haw/Freo. Litmas tests coming up.

 

[big bootaaaaah]

Ended up getting 31 for the quarter, about right I'd say. Not sure about this but do they give more points for tackles inside 50?

Depends if the player is in CD's friends and families teams

 

[Jiska]

Gibbo and Hodge having the quarter off

 

[ciggybuttbrain]

Brad Walsh for under 100k anyone?

 

[balmainforever]

Gibbo and Hodge having the quarter off

The whole Hawthorn team could have the quarter off and they'd still win by more.

 

[big bootaaaaah]

Probably means you've been blessed with a ridiculously easy draw and haven't played any of the top 6 from the previous year and won.

If you're talking about WC specifically, they've beaten Port by 10 points, lost to Kangas and Freo and are yet to play Sydney/Haw/Freo. Litmas tests coming up.

And we smash teams by more than the top teams do hence our good %