Lame Jokes Part 2

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ATTORNEY: Dr, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: So then, is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the Autopsy?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure Dr?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
 

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A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running “a bit peaked.” Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. “Ah,” the fighter pilot remarked, “The dreaded seven-engine approach.”
 

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A woman at a petrol station noticed a spaceship land in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump petrol into it.
The woman noticed the letters ''U.F.O.'' printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked ''Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?''
The alien answered, ''No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!''...lame!!!
 
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