I think we start with a full investigation into the handlings of funds with the Geelong Football Club and there taxpayer funded shithole stadium.
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I think we start with a full investigation into the handlings of funds with the Geelong Football Club and there taxpayer funded shithole stadium.
Gotta blow up the Morris logos to basically cover his shirt.
We want absolute melts from Oppo plebs
Geelong controlled entity find that Geelong are innocent during investigation.Investigations done Geelong's in the clear and AFL House aren't going to release the report.
Geelong controlled entity find that Geelong are innocent during investigation.
I am shocked!
Nobody said the league is corrupt, but there may be corruption within the league, allegedly.If the League was actually corrupt they'd want Collingwood and West Coast to win every year as they'd make them the most money with the most members and probably biggest viewership base.
And yet...they don't.
Nobody said the league is corrupt, but there may be corruption within the league, allegedly.
Something about their last Grand Final win seemed off to me. So I decided to do a bit of my own investigation. Not knowing where to start I decided that I would finally look into why the name “Patrick Dangerfield” always seemed weird to me.You tell em boss
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Something about their last Grand Final win seemed off to me. So I decided to do a bit of my own investigation. Not knowing where to start I decided that I would finally look into why the name “Patrick Dangerfield” always seemed weird to me.
Do you know what the anagram of “Patrick Dangerfield” is?
Darling draftee pick.
“Weird.” I Thought. So what pick was Jack Darling? Pick 26.
Geelong fans might recognise that pick number, because guess who else was pick 26, Brandan Parfitt. The one who just happened to be the sub for a Grand Final. Coincidence? I doubt it.
Now this might not be enough to convince those with their eyes always shut. But let's look at Joel Selwood.
Where do they actually “Sell Wood”?
Bunnings.
You know what else Bunnings sells? Apple Seeds.
“Now what do Apple seeds have to do with anything?” I hear you ask.
Well first a quick detour, which player did Geelong bring in to help win a premiership? Thats right, Jeremey Cameron. And what did they have to do to get him? SELL. THE. FARM. Damein Barret even tried to hint as such here, but I was too blind to see at the time. Specifically they had to sell an APPLE farm, and as such they no longer had access to apple seeds and needed to buy them from Bunnings.
“OK, but why were apple seeds so important?” Because they are Poisonous to Swans.
BRANDAN PARFITT PUT APPLE SEEDS ON THE GROUND TO POISON THE SWANS PLAYERS ON GF DAY.
Thats why he was the sub, because he played such an important role in defeating the swans and deserved a Premiership Medal. Plus they needed to have a reason for why Parfitt was on the ground in the pre-game warmup. That's when he placed them there.
You might think this is just random speculation and has no empirical evidence. But that's where you are wrong. Ever since the Cats have gotten Jeremey Cameron (and as such lost access to Apple seeds due to selling the farm) they have lost to the Swans. But BEFORE then they were on a 4 game winning streak. They knew apple seeds were the secret to winning this GF and they got Parfitt in as the sub so he could spread the seeds on the field in the pre-game warmup.
Now we know the truth, surely we must take action to right this wrong.
Something about their last Grand Final win seemed off to me. So I decided to do a bit of my own investigation. Not knowing where to start I decided that I would finally look into why the name “Patrick Dangerfield” always seemed weird to me.
Do you know what the anagram of “Patrick Dangerfield” is?
Darling draftee pick.
“Weird.” I Thought. So what pick was Jack Darling? Pick 26.
Geelong fans might recognise that pick number, because guess who else was pick 26, Brandan Parfitt. The one who just happened to be the sub for a Grand Final. Coincidence? I doubt it.
Now this might not be enough to convince those with their eyes always shut. But let's look at Joel Selwood.
Where do they actually “Sell Wood”?
Bunnings.
You know what else Bunnings sells? Apple Seeds.
“Now what do Apple seeds have to do with anything?” I hear you ask.
Well first a quick detour, which player did Geelong bring in to help win a premiership? Thats right, Jeremey Cameron. And what did they have to do to get him? SELL. THE. FARM. Damein Barret even tried to hint as such here, but I was too blind to see at the time. Specifically they had to sell an APPLE farm, and as such they no longer had access to apple seeds and needed to buy them from Bunnings.
“OK, but why were apple seeds so important?” Because they are Poisonous to Swans.
BRANDAN PARFITT PUT APPLE SEEDS ON THE GROUND TO POISON THE SWANS PLAYERS ON GF DAY.
Thats why he was the sub, because he played such an important role in defeating the swans and deserved a Premiership Medal. Plus they needed to have a reason for why Parfitt was on the ground in the pre-game warmup. That's when he placed them there.
You might think this is just random speculation and has no empirical evidence. But that's where you are wrong. Ever since the Cats have gotten Jeremey Cameron (and as such lost access to Apple seeds due to selling the farm) they have lost to the Swans. But BEFORE then they were on a 4 game winning streak. They knew apple seeds were the secret to winning this GF and they got Parfitt in as the sub so he could spread the seeds on the field in the pre-game warmup.
Now we know the truth, surely we must take action to right this wrong.
I hate to agree with Elmer, but that's the only quality post I've seen from you.Something about their last Grand Final win seemed off to me. So I decided to do a bit of my own investigation. Not knowing where to start I decided that I would finally look into why the name “Patrick Dangerfield” always seemed weird to me.
Do you know what the anagram of “Patrick Dangerfield” is?
Darling draftee pick.
“Weird.” I Thought. So what pick was Jack Darling? Pick 26.
Geelong fans might recognise that pick number, because guess who else was pick 26, Brandan Parfitt. The one who just happened to be the sub for a Grand Final. Coincidence? I doubt it.
Now this might not be enough to convince those with their eyes always shut. But let's look at Joel Selwood.
Where do they actually “Sell Wood”?
Bunnings.
You know what else Bunnings sells? Apple Seeds.
“Now what do Apple seeds have to do with anything?” I hear you ask.
Well first a quick detour, which player did Geelong bring in to help win a premiership? Thats right, Jeremey Cameron. And what did they have to do to get him? SELL. THE. FARM. Damein Barret even tried to hint as such here, but I was too blind to see at the time. Specifically they had to sell an APPLE farm, and as such they no longer had access to apple seeds and needed to buy them from Bunnings.
“OK, but why were apple seeds so important?” Because they are Poisonous to Swans.
BRANDAN PARFITT PUT APPLE SEEDS ON THE GROUND TO POISON THE SWANS PLAYERS ON GF DAY.
Thats why he was the sub, because he played such an important role in defeating the swans and deserved a Premiership Medal. Plus they needed to have a reason for why Parfitt was on the ground in the pre-game warmup. That's when he placed them there.
You might think this is just random speculation and has no empirical evidence. But that's where you are wrong. Ever since the Cats have gotten Jeremey Cameron (and as such lost access to Apple seeds due to selling the farm) they have lost to the Swans. But BEFORE then they were on a 4 game winning streak. They knew apple seeds were the secret to winning this GF and they got Parfitt in as the sub so he could spread the seeds on the field in the pre-game warmup.
Now we know the truth, surely we must take action to right this wrong.
I am beyond disappointed. Apple seeds?I hate to agree with Elmer, but that's the only quality post I've seen from you.
Apart from the fact that nobody grows apple trees from seed because they don't grow true to type and rarely bear fruit.
Finally the truth is out there for everyone to see. I look forward to Geelonk fans trying to explain themselves.Did Footy Is Good finally remember to take his medication?