Let's pick over the still warm, slightly twitching dead carcass that is Norf's list

[Triggering Tiger]

Before they fold I'd like Nick Larkey

20

Nick Larkey

Age

27

Ht

198cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.5

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.9

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.5

3star

G

1.4

5star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

3star

K

4.2

2star

HB

4.6

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.8

4star

because we need a fulforward now that Lynch is getting older and more injury prone.

 

[NetworkNerd]

Before they fold I'd like Nick Larkey because we need a fulforward now that Lynch is getting older and more injury prone.

K train?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

K train?

 

[Swanssince91]

JHF and his manager will always be remembered for deliberately tanking and behaving like a knob to get that trade going by end of year one. The kid can play and is clearly a talent. We got Sheezel and Wardlaw. A pretty good result all things considered.

Cheezels a chip scab

 

[WA ROO]

Just make sure these players haven't been at the club long enough to be norfed

 

[catscratchfever]

Norf? Yeah nah

 

[Freomaniac]

Norf? Yeah nah

Be careful...

Anti North Melbourne posters will get meltdowns if North get more picks again.

This is where your cats jump in.

Gavin Excell , The 747 , God Mode , JackFlash willing to do another Tim Kelly type trade? LoL.

Surely there's a cats player or 2 you can offer to North Melbourne. LoL

If North Melbourne offers their 2024 1st rounder, 2024 2nd rounder and 2025 1st rounder, surely the cats can offer something? LoL

 

[NetworkNerd]

Be careful...

Anti North Melbourne posters will get meltdowns if North get more picks again.

This is where your cats jump in.

Gavin Excell , The 747 , God Mode , JackFlash willing to do another Tim Kelly type trade? LoL.

Surely there's a cats player or 2 you can offer to North Melbourne. LoL

If North Melbourne offers their 2024 1st rounder, 2024 2nd rounder and 2025 1st rounder, surely the cats can offer something? LoL

Parfitt

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Can you imagine what life would be like without them?

 

[WA ROO]

Can you imagine what life would be like without them?

I want norf around to remind me of the super power they were in the 90's

Ninthmond can FRO anytime

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I want norf around to remind me of the super power they were in the 90's

Ninthmond can FRO anytime

13 cups to 4 thanks for playing minnow.

 

[WA ROO]

13 cups to 4 thanks for playing minnow.

You can still FRO

 

[Triggering Tiger]

You can still FRO

Nice melt, try not to win another spoon this year again ok?

 

[WA ROO]

Nice melt, try not to win another spoon this year again ok?

I would care if I supported norf
Norf>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ninthmond

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I would care if I supported norf
Norf>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ninthmond

Then shut up about it you Gold Coast bandwaging sook, give my regards to dimma!

 

[Freomaniac]

Can you imagine what life would be like without them?

we need North Melbourne in the comp. they saved the AFL from being broke playing games at docklands

 

[catscratchfever]

But, but... what would Friday nights be like without them?

 

[Freomaniac]

I'd take Todd Goldstein as a back-up ruck.

Majak looks like a player. The other 21 last night were putrid. They honest ought to go to Gil, offer to suck his utensil and apollogise for not going to the GC, and beg for a priority pick In Return for going to tassie permanently. 6 hobart, 5 launny games a year. They're a ******* rabble. A complete muppet for a chairman, the s**t twin for a coach and no good players. If they can't get afl help and move to tassie, they'll need to board the joint up and just give it away for good. The bonus of norf having a monopoly on tassie means hawforn will go broke , not having a whole state to leech off.

The guy who has been their BOG in 2 of their last 3 games? The guy they cut so they can keep 34 year old fragile Waite, downhill skiier Higgins and Lindsay "greatest flopper in AFL history" Thomas?

Actually, you're correct.

Chaplin for Atley?

We need a delisted/retired hack that can point at the other defenders. None of ours seem to know where to stand.

I now understand HoF instant entrant Nick Maxwell's value.

Well with OJ Simpson recently passed away.... I won't pick anything off his corpse lol

 

[catscratchfever]

I look forward to seeing Clucko go down with the sinking Norf ship