Letters to Darren....

[CowboyFromHell]

Here are some fan letters that won't be published in the next edition of Demon Magazine. Funnily enough, they are all about Darren Jolly....


Dear Darren,

On the weekend when you played Adeliade, I was sitting with my mum and dad and a group of guys were behind us yelling out out to you all the time. At first I shut my ears as they seemed drunk, but after a while, I was over come.....They kept shouting "Kick it to Jolly" and "Make a lead Darren". I never knew who you were until I saw you. You are really good and you kick good goals. Your my hero.

From Charlie, 10.


Dear Darren,

I just have to say that, OH MY GOD, you are so HOT! Me and my girlfriends love you Demons, and you are my favourite. When I watch you I get all hot and I just want to be with you! I want to be your girlfriend and have your number and obsess over you! OH MY GOD, I love you Darren!

From Groupie, 15.


Dear Darren,

Hullo there. My name is Rupert, and I support the Melbourne Club. Don't you know that most of the Melbourne side are not refined enough for our kind. They live in run down towns and cities unlike us. I wanted to take the time to say that you are the perfect example of what all Melbourne players should be like. We don't have to turn our noses to you or go "tut tut tut" when you get the ball. Keep up the good work old chap!

From Rupert, 27.

 

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I like Rupert's letter best

 

[Deestroy]

Dear Darren,
What else is there to say, you will be THE footballer of the century. If the Dee’s had a few more Darren Jolly’s we’d be a premiership team. There is a cult following known as the Jolly Squad forming on a website called BigFooty. Look out for the banners we’ll have to signify how much of a champion you really are. In conclusion,
Kick is to Jolly!
Anonyms, age unknown.

As for your letters, I can't believe that kid sitting in front of us actually wrote a letter!















yes I do know the kid didn't write the letter, I'm not THAT stupid!