Little Sam Mitchell's "Significant Strides"!

[Jazny]

Sam Mitchell has claimed Hawthorn are making "significant strides" after his team managed one goal in a half of football! Oh dear To be fair, Sam is a tiny little man, so what constitutes a significant stride for him is a lot different to what it would be for most! But this is a new level of embarrassing. Please let's all keep track of Sam Mitchell and Hawthorn's significant strides this year!

Actual footage of Sam Mitchell celebrating "significant strides".

Hawthorn's Significant strides captured in a table format:

 

[STPer18]

Spoiler: They're schizen and getting worse year on year.

 

[Jazny]

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Spoiler: They're schizen and getting worse year on year.

Imagine if you had a master coach who will be a hall of fame coach on your team, then you fired him to put this guy in charge Oh dear, I don't think any team would be that stupid right? Because if you were that stupid you would surely do other stupid things like... I dont know, pay your former master coach millions of dollars NOT to coach... or start a poorly run racial investigation into your own team's behaviour and have it leaked to the press in a way that completely damages your own brand and besmirches the entire competition! Or have your captain come out and openly criticise your major sponsor on live radio! No club could possible be that dumb.

 

[STPer18]

Imagine if you had a master coach who will be a hall of fame coach on your team, then you fired him to put this guy in charge Oh dear, I don't think any team would be that stupid right? Because if you were that stupid you would surely do other stupid things like... I dont know, pay your former master coach millions of dollars NOT to coach... or start a poorly run racial investigation into your own team's behaviour and have it leaked to the press in a way that completely damages your own brand and besmirches the entire competition! No club could possible be that dumb.

No way, not even Hawforn would screw the pooch that hard.

 

[Geoff]

He’s going to have to shorten his strides even further done in Launceston next week, the challenge for 18th is going to be epic.


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[HAPPY CHEFFY]

And their spiritual home ground isn’t even an oval ffs. I wonder how many significant strides it would take to walk across that patch of weeds?

 

[Jazny]

It feels incredibly good to post around my suspension! Oh dear, I really have the bay completely fooled!

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

It feels incredibly good to post around my suspension! Oh dear, I really have the bay completely fooled!

Wosh got suspended again?

 

[Footy Is The Win]

It feels incredibly good to post around my suspension! Oh dear, I really have the bay completely fooled!

 

[V23]

And their spiritual home ground isn’t even an oval ffs. I wonder how many significant strides it would take to walk across that patch of weeds?

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[crazywildhorse]

And their spiritual home ground isn’t even an oval ffs. I wonder how many significant strides it would take to walk across that patch of weeds?

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And GMBHABHMA is?

 

[Crabapplepittard]

It feels incredibly good to post around my suspension! Oh dear, I really have the bay completely fooled!

No. No you don’t. You’re a protected species around here. You know it. I know it. We all know it.

 

[Jazny]

No. No you don’t. You’re a protected species around here. You know it. I know it. We all know it.

zackah and Dinsdale arent as smartf as you. Please don't tell them I am posting around my ban

 

[zackah]

zackah and Dinsdale arent as smartf as you. Please don't tell them I am posting around my ban

If we bant all your bennies at the same time Dinsdale and i would be left here with HAPPY CHEFFY and Triggering Tiger

 

[Feraligatr]

Hang on

Jazny is STPer18?

I'm bamboozled.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

It feels incredibly good to post around my suspension! Oh dear, I really have the bay completely fooled!

So now you've resorted to witty banter back and forth with your benny to start your own threads?

 

[DanWA]

Hang on

Jazny is STPer18?

I'm bamboozled.

sooz

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Hang on

Jazny is STPer18?

I'm bamboozled.

This is correct.

 

[Jazny]

This is correct.

And zackah and Dinsdale are too scared to suspend me for posting around my suspension! This is way too easy!

Also, remember when I won the 2013 bigfooty tipping competition? I feel incredibly proud about this achievement I did myself. I am just shocked that you guys managed to figure it all out. You must have extremely big brains!

 

[Jazny]

So now you've resorted to witty banter back and forth with your benny to start your own threads?

Thanks for the compliment about the wit of our banter, friend

 

[DanWA]

And zackah and Dinsdale are too scared to suspend me for posting around my suspension! This is way too easy!

Also, remember when I won the 2013 bigfooty tipping competition? I feel incredibly proud about this achievement I did myself. I am just shocked that you guys managed to figure it all out. You must have extremely big brains!

 

[Dinsdale]

And zackah and Dinsdale are too scared to suspend me for posting around my suspension! This is way too easy!

Also, remember when I won the 2013 bigfooty tipping competition? I feel incredibly proud about this achievement I did myself. I am just shocked that you guys managed to figure it all out. You must have extremely big brains!

you're not fooling anyone, your bennies have been known for years but no-one cares.

And the only thing we remember about 2013 is the start of Hawks threepeat.

 

[Jazny]

you're not fooling anyone, your bennies have been known for years but no-one cares.

Nobody cares because they don't exist and you are lying.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

zackah and Dinsdale arent as smartf as you. Please don't tell them I am posting around my ban

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Thanks for the compliment about the wit of our banter, friend

Content was good. Benny action was not.